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Witness one Kevin Hassett, Trump’s ever-smiling economic ventriloquist dummy, grinning like a trained seal as affordability collapses and deficits hit the stratosphere. On Fox, he declares victory. Welcome to the Twilight Zone, where lying is policy and stupidity is an economic indicator.

Other shit you can't do without Canada - Donnie, you know, that country you royally pissed off? That one. Oh yes, let's not forget the Alaska Hwy that links the lower mainland US to Alaska, and the Welland Canal (aka: The Strait of Eh-Moose) that links the Great Lakes to the St Lawrence River!

Meanwhile, Prime Minister Carney, busy making trade deals with other countries and solidifying partnerships, says he's in no hurry to make a deal with the tangerine moron. He may even choose to wait out this Imbecilic regime... You know, “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” 😉

Behold Donald J Trump,roaring he'll "beat the f*cking sh#t" out of Iran. In the world of "coercive diplomacy", the gun once pressed to Tehran's head has changed hands—and with it, the tempo. The script now belongs to someone else-Iran. The delusion? About to meet it's climax in the...Twilight Zone

Meet Steve Bannon, a dead ringer for a Chucky doll abandoned near a radiation leak...

Enter the Twilight Zone, where Donald Trump announces he’ll lead Christianity beyond Jesus Himself. Before a congregation of MAGA faithful, the Messiah gets a demotion, the narcissist gets a promotion, and humility is declared an enemy of the state. Apparently even God needs a better publicist...

Thank you Alberta. Thank you Canada. The results are clear. Donnie, Pete, it's time to STFU.

Hey Donnie, this one's for you!

Trump's kryptonite? Accountability. So tie every broken promise, every economic failure, every corporate handout “directly” to him. Not "the system." Not "politics as usual." “Him.” The guy who ran on “only I can fix it” but has spent every waking moment breaking things and blaming someone else!

Here's hoping the Ketamine Kid, high on hubris, meets his "Icarus moment" soon...

Welcome to the Twilight Zone, where Pete Hoekstra lectures Canada on election interference while Uncle Sam helps Alberta separatists meddle in Canadian democracy. It looks like hypocrisy has crossed the border, put its feet on the desk, and appointed itself the Grand Poobah of electoral integrity.

Welcome to the Twilight Zone, where wars multiply, detainees vanish,and executions become public theatre. Then a South African human rights advocate wins his coveted Nobel Peace Prize. Somewhere, a ketchup bottle just became a weapon of mass humiliation. Peace was never his brand. Petty tyranny was.

Donald J. Trump—a "master negotiator" presiding over endless conflict, a "master builder" undone by peeling paint, and a champion of "fair elections" that are fair only when he wins. He calls it winning; history may call it something else. Population: one oversized ego. Address: The Twilight Zone.

Imagine, if you will, a gilded cage—spacious, opulent, yet insatiable. Inside, a voracious man with ten fortunes claws for an eleventh, not from need, but from FEAR: yes, fear that someone, somewhere, might have more. Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.

Trump created a narrative of "us versus them". His message: "I hate who you hate!" Punishment was reserved for "them", not for "us". The seductive message of Fascism is to blame others—until the beast needs fresh meat. Alas, the dragon turns it's gaze inward and the "us" turns into the "them"..

Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry...

Biden naps, and the media turns it into a national crisis—replays,panels,endless analysis. Trump snoozes, and suddenly the cameras develop narcolepsy. Same Oval Office. Same sleep. Different coverage. “Sleepy Joe” was headline news. The "Nodfather” is apparently invisible. Enter the Twilight Zzzone

It's not that America doesn't have the capacity to feed the poor...it's that it will never have enough to satiate the rich. And so, in the richest nation on Earth, hunger remains less a failure of the harvest than a successful business model—where the rich feast, and the poor foot the bill.

Hi Donnie, welcome to the "Port of Eh-Moose".

A democracy tied to a chair while a toddler waves a loaded gun insisting he's a "stable genius". Every shattered rule is called leadership, every reckless impulse a master plan. The adults are gone. The nursery runs the nation now. In the distance, democracy wonders who left the playpen unlocked...

All aboard Trump 2.0—same crazy show, but this time- no guardrails! No Congress to check him, no Court to stop him. A runaway train of grievance, fueled by attention, barreling down tracks of chaos with no engineer, no brakes… and no way off. Buckle up, my friends...Next stop—the Twilight Zone!

Keeping on the renaming kick, the rumor is that the tangerine moron is planning to re-label "explosive diarrhea" to: "The Unfair Trade Deficit" — Too much going out, nothing coming back, and somehow blame Canada, of course.🇨🇦 😉

Talk about threatening a trading partner by putting a gun to your own head. I'm sure that Canada, a reliable and largest producer of potash in the world is going to lose a lot of sleep over the tangerine moron's flirting with Belarus. Go ahead, make their day! 🤣🤣🤣

Just two weeks ago, Bessent declared “Economic D-Day” to choke Iran by cutting trade. This week: America gets richer by trading with nobody. In this Twilight Zone episode, isolation destroys Iran—but somehow enriches America. The punchline? They’ve confused economic warfare with economic suicide.

A Twilight Zone where a President solves every problem with a ban. Hate the press? Ban it. Hate allies' trade policies? Ban them. Hate immigrants? Ban them too. “America First” becomes “America Alone.” Soon the Ban Man discovers he's banned the world—and the world has learned to live without him

We must never lose our capacity to be shocked by the sheer stupidity, vile racism and rank ignorance of one Donald J. Trump and his obsequious sycophants. Each day is a kaleidoscope of chaos.

Witness Donald J Trump, roaring he'll "beat the f*cking sh#t" out of Iran. In the world of "coercive diplomacy", the gun once pressed to Tehran's head has changed hands—and with it, the tempo. The script now belongs to someone else-Iran. And the delusion? It continues in ... the Twilight Zone.

92 year old Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien administering the famous "Shawinigan Handshake" in 1996 and in 2026. What a scrapper! Old Mango Nuts doesn't stand a chance.

The next time that tangerine motherf*#ker opens his mouth and blasts his true allies like Canada, he needs to remember this ..

If Trump were on the Titanic...

Witness the "genius" of the Wharton School of Business, caught in the throes of 18th century Mercantilism where “trade is seen as a competition; a zero sum game!” Modern economics says “trade can make both sides richer.” Mercantilism is like threatening others by putting a gun to your own head.

Behold fellow profiteers Jared Corey Kushner and Steven "Twitkoff" Witkoff—No diplomatic experience. In way over their heads. Two amateurs playing envoy, quietly perfecting the ancient art of cashing in. In this Twilight Zone episode: conflict of interest, is now classified as foreign policy...

If we could design the new Trump coin which will be coming out on Wednesday...

Ah yes, the "Plaza Strip" masterstroke—ethnic cleansing rebranded as urban renewal, courtesy of the Board of Peace. Bulldoze history, expel a people, and gift-wrap Gaza for a Hamas recruitment drive. Nothing says "peace plan" like channelling global capital into shady Kushner redevelopment schemes

Welcome to the American dinner table: mystery beef, carcinogens and deregulation for dessert. Roundup? Merely the appetizer; Trifludimoxazin is tonight’s entrée. Explosive diarrhea,cyclosporiasis and screwworm await. You’ve crossed into the Twilight Zone—where your health is on the menu.Bon appetit!

Somewhere between gerrymandered maps, the SAVE Act, and vanishing voters, a man studies democracy the way a pickpocket studies a crowd. As Stalin allegedly observed: "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." Welcome to the Twilight Zone of the new patriotism.

Welcome to "The Strait of Eh-muz 🇨🇦 " (gulp).

The world spirals toward financial ruin and “tactical” nukes become talking points—an economic and geopolitical El Niño unleashed by an unstable reality-show grifter, governing by midnight tweets and Fox outrage. This is the new Twilight Zone, where “normal" means normal no longer exists...

Meet Jared Corey Kushner: a soulless, hollow-eyed, silver-spooned grifter who mistook nepotism for competence. A "peace envoy" only because he married the boss's daughter, stumbling through the Middle East while quietly perfecting the ancient art of cashing in.

Hey look! It's Milquetoast and Soggy Cherrios, leading with all the courage of a chipmunk crossing the Interstate...

Message to the tangerine moron: Be careful what you wish for...

Welcome to the Twilight Zone: where treaties are torn, allies scorned, and trust dissolves like a sandcastle at high tide. America was once a beacon, now it flickers. Allies still considering appeasement a strategy? Heed Carney's message: a handshake today, a dagger tomorrow. Proceed at your peril.

Behold a once-mighty nation, now adrift. It severed ties, shunned allies, and gutted safeguards—believing itself untouchable. But as crisis comes. It calls for help… and hears only echoes. Bridges burned, favors unreturned. And karma? She wears your colors now. It's Karma- Twilight Zone style...

All MAGAs: Do you feel like you signed up for a revolution but got a reality show rerun instead? Were you promised greatness but handed a knockoff dictatorship with extra spray tan? Does the Golden Age you were promised feel more like a "golden shower?" Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Behold Donald J Trump unveiling his latest miracle: 300,000 metric tons of mystery ground beef, tariff-free and 25% below market—for 90 days. The suppliers? Classified. The meat? Questionable. The savings? Theoretical. Somewhere in the Twilight Zone, even Soylent Green has a USDA label.