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www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/s/... Bork. Comments include Peef, Churkey and Clam.

Still spaces available for my @stargazingforbeginners.co.uk class at @mycenaehouse.bsky.social in #Greenwich if you want to learn how to "read" the night sky... stargazingforbeginners.co.uk?utm_source=b...

That’s not Hercules, that’s Rocky…

There’s now outbreaks of bedbugs on public transport. This is going to make back to the office mandates fun. Imagine infecting your office with bedbugs as your manager is a control freak and your bosses want to justify paying stupid money for renting office space.

Someone worked out that the total $ amount of guitars smashed by The Who during the 1960’s was over $1,000,000 adjusted for today’s values.

Carnage after the storms

This listing is insane. Click through the photos for the full story.

Public transport in Cairo is awful. I think they need a new bus.

smol fren

What's the point of the psychic hotline if they don't know where my keys are?

New Mortimer & Whitehouse Gone Fishing tonight. Featuring the last proper appearance of Ted.

If you're a fan of the world of English Magic and the Raven King from Susanna Clarke's excellent original novel and new novella "The Bishop of Durham Attempts to Surrender the City", don't forget this excellent adaptation exists...

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There is something about the sky after an Atlantic storm passes. They blue of the sky somehow seems more blue.

Been making some awesome changes to the whatshouldi.stream site - check them out!

Suddenly reminded that you can’t get smack barm pea wet in London and now I’m sad.

It fucken wimdy

Hell yes

Clicks go back an hour tonight. The age of dark evenings is here.

WAT

If everyone in Britain jumped up and landed at exactly 1am on Saturday night, I reckon we could move the whole country around 15 degrees, negating the need to change the clocks.

I've got a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar. Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off.

I made a chicken and chilli pie. I have regrets on the number of chillies in it today.

There are two types of people in this world. It’s best to avoid both of them.

I am now convinced that the ticketing system for the British Museum Bayeux Tapestry exhibition was devised and created by the Time Cube guy. It makes as much sense as Time Cube.

In the queue for Bayeux Embroidery tickets.

Don't forget that improper use of a Wednesday can void the warranty.

Meta telling users that it’s AI will steal your content, eBay emailing users to say it’s AI will scan your items. That whole “SI” rebrand is going *so* well, then.

My thigh bone just denied the holy spirit. It must be a blasfemur.

Do you live in #Greenwich? Do you want to learn how to see planets, constellations, the North Star or meteors? Come along on the 3rd and 10th November to @mycenaehouse.bsky.social and learn the basics! stargazingforbeginners.co.uk/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=class-prompt

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In the US cut of Highlander (1986), the entire “killing a Nazi and rescuing a defenceless girl” scene was cut out and now it really makes sense.

Wolves, like dogs, have a fatal reaction to chocolate. It is therefore possible to kill a werewolf by shooting it with chocolate bullets.

What’s good to see tonight with binoculars or a small telescope? stargazingforbeginners.co.uk/sky/?lat=51....

The high jump technique known as the Fosbury Flop was named after the American athlete Dick Fosbury who popularised it during the 1968 Olympics. It’s a good thing they used his surname when naming the technique.

We did it.

A chicken is a noble beast, The cow is much forlorner; Standing in the pouring rain, With a leg at every corner.

Tonight…

Throwback to seeing a couple of absolute legends.

🪐 Planet fact: Venus The air pressure on Venus is about 90 times Earth's - like being nearly a kilometre under the sea. 🔭 Venus isn't in tonight's dark sky - it's too close to the Sun from here just now. stargazingforbeginners.co.uk/sky/

Hahahahahahahaha. Mine.

Getting dark around 6:30-6:45 now. So glad we saved all that daylight.

New followers! Follow @stargazingforbeginners.co.uk and book a space on the November course!

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I have never encountered a GP receptionist who I genuinely believed wanted me to live.