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I once tried to find a street map of Kyiv for genealogical purposes. Even years before the war, they were impossible to find. Someone must have had an inkling of what was to come.

We should all just start calling him "Private Bone Spurs." Keep that out front as he pretends to be fighting for the U.S. when, in fact, he's fighting for his Uncle Vlad.

Welcome to the Disunited States of Rump.

*Trump Business Failures:* Trump Steaks; GoTrump; Trump Airlines; Trump Vodka; Trump Mortgage; Trump: The Game; Trump Magazine; Trump University; Trump Ice; The New Jersey Generals; Tour de Trump; Trump Network; Trumped! *Soon to Fail: Trump Network*

Trump business failures: *Trump Bankruptcies:* Trump Taj Mahal; Trump Castle Casino; Trump Plaza Casino; Trump Plaza Hotel; Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts; Trump Entertainment Resorts.+

My Brown Advisory fund has been dropping since February 18. Fortunately, I diversified years ago.

I have decided to block all accounts that don't allow replies. What about discussion don't these folks understand?

Share this widely. It will cause annoyance of the best kind 😹

Every time Rump issues an executive order, a Republican member of congress loses his balls.

Things I did last week at the CIA: ● █████████████████ ● █████████████████ ● █████████████████ ● █████████████████ ● █████████████████ Thank you for your interest.

Neuralink is straight out of science fiction—Phildickian dystopian science fiction.

Evilon's Neuralink gives new meaning to the term "thought crime." "According to our records, on February the 28th you thought that our god-king Evilon was a Nazi."

Florida bears a striking resemblance to Rump's little member.

what a day

This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II. Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.

They [congress] shall...be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

It is said that Social Security is the third rail of American politics. We will see if Rump and Evilon are electrocuted or not. Here's hoping.

Rump claimed he was going to eliminate taxes on all Social Security benefits. I guess if you don't _get_ any Social Security benefits you don't have to pay taxes on them.

Do we have documentary evidence that RFK Jr's worm is really dead and isn't running his brain?

It's SOCIAL Security, folks, not SICIAL Security. Seriously? Is this some kind of autocorrect aberration? Or is this some kind of bot?

Rump isn't getting enough cholesterol! Quick, somebody buy him another couple of cheeseburgers before he manages to live another 6 months.

Someone needs to convince Rump that if he wants to live forever, he needs to have his head frozen.

Clarksdale 1st amendment debacle dismissed. No word yet on when or if the judge will be sanctioned. www.youtube.com/watch?v=liP2...

Transactional Trump and his Gaza hallucination: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc4S...

1) Monday: performed my appointed duties as enumerated in my job description 2) Tuesday: ditto 3) Wednesday: ditto 4) Thursday: ditto 5) Friday ditto Any further questions, please address them to Mr. Mephistopheles@Hades.info.

Dear Elon: Please respond to this message with 5 things you did last week that weren't illegal. If you do not comply, that will be taken as a resignation from whatever position you have hallucinated that you hold.

I stopped watching MSNBC a while ago. They are going the way of CNN.

When did calling me names constitute "check and mate"? Do these fools even know how to play chess? Do they really think that international chess masters are the ones who sit there and call their opponents names and never make a move? How old are these people, 12?

Krasnov = "red" Now we know why he paints his face red.

Simple Simon Krasnov, Russian mole.

Evilon Muskovite.

Normalcy bias: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gsl...

Well, I received my social security payment for this month, indicating that the Republicans haven't decided to commit political suicide quite yet. Give them time. When they allow themselves to be ruled by a demented orange idiot, any stupid move is possible.

Does Evilon not understand that if it were to Rump's advantage, he would throw him off the ship of state into the ocean in an instant?

Would somebody do something about all of these damned popups every time I try to do something on Bluesky? Who wrote the program, Evilon Musk?

Rumor has it that Lost Marble Comix is working on an evil version of Batman and Robin called Batshit and Elon.

When Dr. Frankenstein built his 2nd generation orange monster, he couldn't find a fresh human brain, so he used a pig's brain instead. Imagine his surprise when his pig-brained monster was elected president of the United States.

Can Canada make the U.S. its 11th province?

Rumor has it this Leavitt woman is going to be in the next edition of Webster's International next to the term _brain washed_.

Bend over, MAGA. Donnie has a hard-on.

Does "Trump inflation" refer to the economy or his fat ass?

Life During Wartime: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8al5...

Trouble in transit, got through the roadblock We blended in with the crowd We got computers, we're tapping phone lines Know that that ain't allowed We dress like students, we dress like housewives Or in a suit and a tie Changed my hairstyle so many times now Don't know what I look like

Did the founding fathers know that someday "we the people" would mean all the people? Did people that booked passage on the Hindenburg know it would blow up? I doubt it.

My mother was hyperthyroid. She couldn't stop yakking and she had to argue with any statement of fact, no matter how obvious. Apparently, she wasn't the only one. "We the people" didn't mean what some people think it meant. It's expansion came with sweat and blood, new laws, and the 14th amendment.

When I was in elementary school, before Madalyn Murray, we had to read from the bible every day. I just picked 10 verses at random, one of those genealogical sections. The teacher told me I didn't have to read from the bible again. And I was thinking of using one of the nastier parts.

Isn't electing a mentally challenged president a form of DEI?