Esper Reanimator Frog Girl

Defending my Tamiyo inclusion from the sweaty grinders all night. 2-0 so far, so how bad could she be?

Shout out to @thetunnelingcat.bsky.social ! She won Ottawa!

4-0 last night with Bilbo Ponza.

@moxfield.com How long does it take your search engine to get up to date with Scryfall?

Having a crush on a non-binary person can be so fucking cringe sometimes. How am I supposed to introduce you to my grandmother? « Hi Grandma Johanna, this is my partner, Dio. Short for Dionysus » Grandma's gonna beat me and tell me to stay away from white folk

Gruul Delirium is fun as hell. Ouroboroid might be replacing Quantum Riddler as my favorite card from Edge of Eternity

My father was such a strange man. He took down all the pre-transition pictures of me around the house, per my request, except for this one that we both fucking loathed

There's just something incredibly uncomfortable and scary about spending the night in my childhood home all by myself. Every noise is terrifying

I gotta stop chasing likes on twitter, that website rots my brain out of its skull

I started back up with my novel writing. Writer's block had me in hell, but it's better now because I decided to make it extremely complicated. Viewpoint characters? 4️⃣ of em Timelines? 3️⃣ of em, but 2️⃣ of em merge together Chapters I've not scrapped since last time I wrote? 1️⃣ An ending? 0️⃣ clue

My thoughts on the Petra Parker art trend

The LGS went 0 for 107 on restocking cards on my wishlist. I don't do foils anymore, but, if I did, it would bring the total to 1/107. How am I supposed to convince myself to go to downtown Salem on a Friday night if I can't even pick up a Verge that'll sit in my binder forever?

Was it the Tylenol or the vaccines that made me this way?

Just saw someone on TikTok call Premodern an « alt-right chud format » and I think I am ready to never consume any more shortform magic content

Renting rooms out to college students is just asking for disaster, right?

Bruh, I think my father lied to all his neighbors about me. They keep stopping by and saying he always talked about me and how proud he was of me, but I don't know how you dress up stoner linecook loser nerd transsexual lesbian disaster daughter without lying.

New guy no called no showed, two guys called in, we've been down a guy on Monday and Tuesday all summer. It's just me and 2 dishwashers who don't speak English. Owner won't close, so fuck me, I guess

Military recruiters keep reaching out to me because they know how lethal of a sniper I am when it comes to buying modern staples when the LGS updates their inventory at noon every Monday

Jadeveon Clowney back in Houston 🖤🖤 Only one thing could have me more excited for the Texans this year. I feel, with the amount of depth on this line, a 37 year old could come out of retirement to play limited snaps. JJ, please, you could bring a ring to Houston still

3-1 with two rounds to go. I'm getting this invite if it kills me

Tomorrow is my last chance for an invite. I am getting it.

My father's funeral was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever experienced. Really intensified that whole « He raised me, but I didn't know the man » feeling I have. Plenty of people I've never met sure did already know me. Weird. Still doesn't feel real.

Phelia, when there's a board clog on the ground, the opponent is at 8 life, and the Geist of Saint Traft is coming down off the Arena of Glory:

Turn 1 Ragavan Turn 2 Smack for 2, Geist Turn 3 Smack for 8, Charmaw + Ephemerate Eldrazi Tron has never seen a freak like me

4 of us want to play Grixis Midrange. I don't have 16 of every card I'd need to facilitate that. I do have at least 4 of each card I think I know exactly how me & the crew are pulling up to the RCQ on Saturday

Not to sound insane, but I think every RCQ attendee should be forced to wear a shock collar and get automatically shocked every time their match goes to time. I think it should scale up in intensity with every round you do go to time. Like, the first one shouldn't hurt and the 6th should kill you

Played my last match of this RCQ in the 2-3 bracket and I got paired into the 0-0-5 player on Necrodominance. In the nicest way possible, find a different hobby.

Creating a new magic format. It's exactly like modern, but you can use Kari Zev's Expertise and Brain in a Jar to fuse cast Beck//Call, and, when you cascade into Valki, you can cast the Tibalt side of it. I'm calling it Oregon Modern

It's wrong to make CTE the butt of a joke, but damn am I grateful for the type of dain bramage I have not being the same kind that Cassius Marsh has

This deck could mog so hard if Consign to Memory wasn't such a chud loser with only a base printing available.

Last mail day of the modern season (maybe the year tbh)

4-0ed locals last week and got the easiest trophy of my life last night with this one. You kinda cooked @veive.bsky.social

« Your father lived in a world of his own construction. You and I have never set foot there . » is such a fucking all timer line