verdobe.bsky.social

They call me an Omega Male because I'll be the last of my line

A spitroast but it's her on both sides

Divide and Conquer? More like Divide these cheeks and Conquer me

Good news: my heartrate is perfect for moderate-intensity exercise. Bad news: it's entirely from anxiety and not because I'm moving my body

When life hands you lemons, but forgets the tequila and salt :(

@chaoticlife.bsky.social I WAS THERE IN THE VC I HEARD IT FIRST MWAHAHHAHAHHA

I plan to exit this life like Caesar did. 47 stabs to the chest with a salad named after me

Do you think furries in the Pokemon universe dressed up as Pokemon

Idk about you, but I'm a triple AAA guy myself (Allergies, Asthma, Autoimmune)

When you run out of Yu-Gi-Oh cards in your deck and you have to start drawing from your 401k

There's a gray area between leftovers and meal prep and no knows how to define it

If work has to send me to space, do you think they’ll compensate me at .65c/mile?

You know, if you dot your t's and cross your i's, you still end up with a t and an i

I need a vtuber to sing “we will rock you” but say “we will block you” instead

Body tired Mind wired No place feels right to be Late nights Inner fights It always gets the best of me Missed pass Cracked glass Why do I hate what I see I tread this path all alone Surrounded by the waves Yet it’s here, I think, that I belong Because here at least, I’m free

When you install so many mods that your game starts crashing, but only when you exit the game so you stop caring and just send another automatic report everytime you boot it down for the night

It's definitely a fuzzy socks kinda day

[EN] Am I a streamer? The answer is yes, let's play Bannerlord and be medieval conquerors! www.twitch.tv/verdobe

Oh. My. God. I can't believe two of my favorite games are collabing together just like that. I'm so excited it's insane

If Vtubers came first, anime would have been the coolest thing

If you wear your socks to bed, how are we supposed to interlock our toes when we sleep?

Happy National STEM Day!!

“So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause” - Padme, Star Wars Episode 3

To this day I have no idea how to close Vtube Studio and I just alt-f4 it everytime

I've been misappropriating funds from our halloween candy bowl and I couldn't be happier

why did no one tell me Monster Hunter Wilds has a beta test

The postures of my cats

TIL a lemon juicer and a buttplug have a lot in common

Well this would be a funny plaque to have post-humorously

You’re kidding me, this is so funny 😂😂

Vtubers are the rare gamers who think men are hotter post-vasectomy

I think I've found my new dream. To do dumb, fun things on a fiscally irresponsible scale

The original Scooby-Doo movie (2002) was so ahead of it's time

The guy who said you lose most of your bodies warmth from the top of your head was definitely a man suffering from male pattern baldness

What kind of theme do you guys use? Light theme? 🌕 or Dark theme? 🌑

My sleepy little guys

Mobile tip: when you post photos from your phone, you can drag to select multiple photos at once

A double captcha to make an account, searching allowing you to filter by language, can create starter packs to share your favorite posts and people with friends, this is actually so much more user friendly than Twitter/X