Victor L. McConought

"I would be remiss if I didn't thank the Premier. I'm also not gonna do it, so call me Remiss McGee!" - Ol' Shane. #AbPoli

DO NOT TRUST WHAT YOU READ ON SOCIAL MEDIA. - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #AbPoli

Ol' Vic was just remembering a conversation I had with ol' Kermit Roosevelt about Mossadegh (or Mossy, as I used to call him) and it's comforting to remember that American Propaganda campaigns attacking democracy in foreign countries just to get their oil are in the past. #AbPoli #CanPoli

THEY'RE IN THE PAST OKAY? That's why there's absolutely no correlation between Alberta separatist leanings and American imperial ambitions. NO CORRELATION I TELL YOU.

Also, if you don't know what kind of a w*irdo Kermit Roosevelt was, well... let's just say he once ate a Giant Panda bear. Ol' Vic was not there when that occurred. (slate.com/technology/2...)

All UCP members note we have updated the "Should there be a Canadian Flag Behind Danielle Smith" flowchart. Amend your binders accordingly with the new guidelines. And remember, "If Danielle's a-cryin', the Maple Leaf should be flyin'" - JvK #AbPoli

Do you hear the seppies sing Singing a song of "we've been had"? It is the music of a people Who found out their leaders are bad When the beating of your hearts Echoes the beating of the drum There is a lesson to be learned And we all feel dumb. #AbPoli

OFFICIAL APP NOTICE. OFFIIIIIICIIIIIIAAAAAAAL AAAAAAAPP NOOOOTIIIIIICE - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #abPoli

Courtney Theriault@ctheriault.bsky.social

And hey, Jeffrey Rath denied being kicked out of APP, saying the notice comes from fake board members at an imaginary meeting.

edmontonjournal.comEmergency crews respond to incident, fire at CFB WainwrightAn incident sparked a large fire at CFB Wainwright southeast of Edmonton Saturday evening.

RT @WestButteStar Based on early reporting, the West Butte Star Referendum Office has will called the referendum FOR the Government of Alberta. "We Won," will have said Danielle Smith, over loud cheers/boos from her supporters. "This endorses what we have said all along. We are great" #AbPoli

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Edmonton Journal

@edmontonjournal.com

Military and emergency response crews responded Saturday to what’s being called a “major incident” at CFB Wainwright. edmontonjournal.com/news/cfb-wai...

daveberta.substack.comAlberta referendum 2026: Tracking who's who in the separation debateA list of pro-Canada and Alberta independence supporters in the October 19, 2026 referendum

Ol' Vic is hereby declaring my intention to take a stand for what I believe and stand firm on the principles that founded this great place to live, to fight for the great way of life that is so important and listen to the concerns of my constituents to courageously oh d*rn out of characters #AbPoli

Dave Cournoyer 🇨🇦@daveberta.bsky.social

By my count, only 14 of 47 UCP MLAs have publicly declared they plan to vote for Alberta to remain in Canada in the October 19 separation referendum. Only one has declared they have voted otherwise. daveberta.substack.com/p/tracking-w...

Very busy weekend for us, keeping one leg on each side of the fence but making it look like we have both legs planted on your side. Which we do. #AbPoli

And ol' Vic has to give respect for the way that Big Danielle waited until she knew which way the wind was blowing before declaring she was always gonna sail that way anyway. She's got the spine of... something very spiny... a sea urchin! Big Danielle has the backbone of a sea urchin! #AbPoli

cbc.caThree former Alberta premiers unite to urge voters to say 'no' to referendum immigration questions | CBC NewsThree former Alberta premiers are urging voters to say “no” to the five immigration-related questions on the Oct. 19 referendum ballot, saying the questions target immigrants and pose a “clear and pre...

... normally the ol' OUTRAGE-O-TRON would all up about this, but it has been curiously silent this week. Weird. #AbPoli

Tom Moffatt@solarab.bsky.social

Uniting across political lines, former Premiers urge 'no' vote on all immigration questions #abpoli #yyc #yeg #yql www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Some of you are voting really fast. Does that mean you're not doing as instructed and pondering every question? Are you just painting the whole list of questions as racist exceptionalism wrapped in a veneer of plaintiff populism? ... well you're not wrong but could you be less smug about it? #abpoli

We have successfully overthrown the government of the City of Edmonton! You are free now! #yegcc #abpoli

Housing and gas prices should be down by Monday! You're welcome!

Here's the thing with Big Danielle: I says "Big Danielle", I says, "how do you like being Premier?" and she says "Oh it's a great way to explore career options" "Well whaddya mean, explore career options?"

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... "What about the work of, you know, _being the Premier_?" And she says "yes, like negotiating with the US, and revising zoning bylaws; I LOVE IT!" "Yah, but, Big Danielle, what about being _Premier_? What do you enjoy about that work?"

And then there was just like a long awkward silence and then the tow truck showed up to haul Bessie out of the High Level Bridge entrance and we never got to finish the conversation as she had to go off and invent an Alberta Pension Plan #AbPoli

And she says "well I like deciding on bike lanes, which is what city councils do, and I like controlling immigration, which is what the feds do, and by being Premier I get to try both!!" And I tell you she was just so happy in that moment. "But," says I...

JESUS BELIEVED IN THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE (MATTHEW 22:21) AND OF ALBERTA (RATH 10:06) - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #AbPoli

JESUS WANTS YOU TO VOTE OPTION 2. - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #AbPoli

ADMIT IT. YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO GROW UP AND FIGHT KILLER ROBOTS. YOU JUST NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ON A HANDHELD NIGHTMARE RECTANGLE. CHECKMATE, JOHN CONNOR. - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI. #AbPoli

... .... ..... VOTE FOR A SOVIRIN ALBERTA IN A STRING CANADA - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #AbPoli

West Butte's weekly mail drop included our "Stand Up For A Stronger Alberta" and ol' Vic just wants to thank you, the taxpayer, for paying for it. I'm sure you're very glad to have this instead of teachers and nurses, etc... #AbPoli

WE MADE YOU A VIDEO. WATCH THE VIDEO. ENJOY. PLEASURE. - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #CanPoli

Thomas Seal@twseal.bsky.social

Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre just shared this on his Instagram

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Paul Fairie

@paulisci.bsky.social

Splendid Drink for warm weather at the lowest market rates

DANIELLE SMITH DOES NOT WISH TO SEPARATE FROM CANADA. SHE WISHES TO SEPARATE TO CANADA - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #AbPoli #CanPoli

cbc.caWith time running out, new poll suggests Alberta separatism support is slipping | CBC NewsWith a little more than three weeks to go until the Oct. 19 referendum, a new poll done for CBC News suggests support for separation has softened since spring.

The headline here isn't a surprise; we knew that broad support for separatism was lower than our chances in Edmonton Glenora... But it's this line that caught ol' Vic's eye: "Poll also suggests decline in people who say they feel mainly attached to Alberta" www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #AbPoli

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We say "Alberta to block federal housing deals after Red Deer loses funding" and you say "Why am I commuting past people sleeping under shopping carts, what does a house in Salmon Arm cost"? We say "Alberta’s ER deaths spotlight systemic hospital underfunding" and you say "How about Winnipeg"?

Yes, because of us you are poorer, hungrier, sicker, stupider and unsafer* but is that so bad that you would not even see yourself as part of our grand plan? *is SO a word, we asked AI

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We say "math scores tumble 3 years into new curriculum" and you say "Why am I raising kids here"? We say "protected lands statistics in Alberta now include Crown land owned by the province used for commercial forestry, oil and gas exploration and mining." and you say "I wish I could breathe"?

We say "V for Vendetta was taken out of libraries in 11 school divisions" and " 1984 by George Orwell was banned by five or more school divisions." and you say "Banning book about fighting fascism... Are we the baddies"?

Are our policies of poverty, disease, ignorance and environmental devastation driving people away from this very province?! Does the prospect of starving to death under an amber sky while your kids cough themselves hoarse in a bookless classroom of 35 kids fail to boost support for our Awesomeness?

We say "2026 could see highest traffic death toll in more than a decade" and you say "I don't want that"? We say "Alberta leads Canada in gender pay gap" and you say "That's not me"? We say "Alberta at the bottom for quality of life satisfaction" and you say "Why do I live here"?

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Ryan North

@ryannorth.ca

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

22 Sept

"WG-2026-P-27 Policy Declaration 301.1.r. Discontinue the use of land acknowledgements by the Government of Alberta, and all publicly funded institutions, agencies, and entities." No way this comes back to haunt us in the future, 'cause our relationship with the First Nations is perfect! #AbPoli

22 Sept

Watching Big Danielle is making ol' Vic dizzy! She runs to one window and shouts "I'm not a Separatist, Strong Canada!!" and then she runs across the office to another window and shouts "I am a Separatist! Let Alberta decide" and then she says "pipelines" and bursts into tears! #AbPoli

@clareblackwood.bsky.social

22 Sept

And then she does it again! It's really how she's spending her hours, these-- oh g**z there she goes again! GET OUT OF THE WAY!

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Clare Blackwood

20 Sept

My latest Danielle Smith video for @forwardcanada.bsky.social has her answering every question you've ever had about what happens if the separatists actually win the referendum! Check it out! youtu.be/x5tFIYM0aL8?...

youtu.bePSA: Premier Smith Answers Your Referendum Questions #satireYouTube video by Forward Canada

20 Sept

Pierre Poilievre: he's better than nobody! #CanPoli

17 Sept

Every WWII needs its Churchill... And Big Danielle will be our Chamberlain! #AbPoli #CanPoli

16 Sept

We're fine, we're all fine here, everything is fine! #AbPoli

angusreid.organgusreid.org

16 Sept

Congratulations to Big Danielle who is in the top seven most popular Premiers in Canada! #AbPoli angusreid.org/wp-content/u...

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Polling Canada@canadianpolling.bsky.social

And here's how the Calgary-Shaw results look on the rest of Alberta

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Samantha eff Jones

@sjonespoet.bsky.social

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What do you mean our policies of asking people about their genitals, letting people die in emergency waiting rooms, only allowing strong and free data centre flags in schools, and pinky swearing that we are totally not separatists are not resonating with voters?!?

We're not scared because we lost Calgary Shaw, mmmkay? We're mad because in both 2023 AND 2026 the proportion of #ABNDP votes increased in that riding. #AbPoli

Could it be that our message of 'higher costs, lower wages, and total unyielding chaos in every part of our society' is failing to capture the soul of the voter?