Victoria Barlow

America, you have a 25th Amendment, bloody USE IT !!! ...

This woman couldn’t be arsed to leave her desk and speak to the Nanny? Get that book deal now , Marielle!

At a friend’s for dinner. House full of 17 year old girls going out to a Halloween party as some version of ‘gorgeous young woman in her underwear. ‘ 15 year old male cousin declares himself terrified 🤣🤣🤣

I bought a crochet beret thinking I’d look cute and just a bit quirky. Of course I ended up looking like this.

Amy Acton's mother is the first woman Republicans ever believe in a rape case.

BIG JET TV IS LIVE, PEOPLE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE STORM HAS HIT LONDON.

I need to nip out for cat food so this one is trying to guilt me into hurrying.

Also, this is what happens when you don’t believe in experts. Get proper movers next time.

Oh sweet Jesus. Gen Z on insta repackaging Thatcher as a feminist. Do not make me hate you, young people.

Men of Sussex not presenting well tonight. The one sat next to me on the train picked his nose and flicked it on the floor…right by my leg 🤮 and then I walked through a trail of pee from the guy pissing against the wall of house. 🤢 Bring on the bear. At least they make into the woods.

Cold office calls for lunch in the park cafe.

Trying to find an evening Pilates class. Are skinny women scared of the dark?

I find it hard to be loyal because of idiots like him.

Boy on the Tube wearing a baseball cap-sideways. Please tell me this is not A Thing.

One o’clock on Sunday morning and there’s a guy at my door trying to deliver food! Not quite what either of us wanted I think.

Well there’s a surprise.

Is it illegal to stand as an atheist or even half-hearted Christian in American elections. Even Talarico has that icky preachy quality.

This is everywhere. Men just can’t be trusted.

Better than my usual dismal efforts. britmap · 15 OCTOBER 2026 ● 99 ● 91 ● 81 ● 94 ● 99 Total: 931/1000 · www.britm.app

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Well that’s better than usual. britmap · 12 OCTOBER 2026 ● 99 ● 93 ◐ 70 ● 100 ● 86 Total: 890/1000 · www.britm.app

Cosy afternoon with Mischa lying on my legs. He’s usually faced away so this was very cute!

Dear Customer, we know you don’t care so don’t blame us, but…

Every single person who voted for these crooks needs to be in jail.

I went to V&A east this morning. I left at about 12.30 and, due to a combination of not checking my return journey details and a death on the railway, I’m an hour’s bus ride away from home. There was no WiFi on any of my trains nor phone chargers. This has not been a good day. 😩

The office assistant is not interested in the September management accounts and is busy napping on my jumper.

Something is beeping in my house. I can’t tell where it’s coming from (not a smoke alarm) but every time I stand up to find it, it stops. I think the cat may be trying to drive me mad.

This is bloody funny.

Any country with the death penalty has no right to describe itself as civilised.

Sweet Jesus. These people. 🤦🏼‍♀️

As usual, when asked very gently to let women have the space, a man goes off. He continues aggressively in several posts to women. Not all men eh?

“These cases are always treated in isolation by the media, a shocking incident, like a murder, borne of specific motivations. But they’re not like murders at all and they shouldn’t be seen as individual crimes — they’re symptomatic of a sickness in society that afflicts all countries everywhere.”

Prompted by an earlier conversation, I now have a mental list of “Museums That Really Reckon Themselves” which I will share once I’m retired and don’t have to earn a salary!!

Freaky sunset. It’s actually stranger and more all-encompassing than it looks in the picture.

Podcast on Sarah Everard. Senior Officer says police who manhandled women at the vigil were “in fear of their lives’. Sweet Jesus and we are expected to trust them 🤦🏼‍♀️

I just stopped the climbing out of a first floor window and he is fuming!! He’s stomping round my bedroom in the dark and I wouldn’t be surprised if he poos in my slippers. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Now I’m not a fan of cooking but that lounge better have a kettle for £325k.

Woman on my train started a phone call as we left London an hour and a half ago. I don’t think she has taken a breath yet and I’m secretly impressed.

London folk, fancy celebrating the launch of Hotties in Art with me & Sunday Times Bestseller @ajwestauthor.bsky.social? For the most fun you can have in a bookshop, join us on Thursday 24/9 at Gower Street Waterstones as we chat about hotties, history and art. Tickets: linktr.ee/jackshoulder

Very much not interested in celebrating getting older but luckily I have three (not willing to appear on social media) friends who hauled me out for Chinese meal.

Holy smokes! A new full time post in #archaeology?!?

No. Me neither. #Caturday

I too have lost confidence … in rather shabby old men who won’t pay what they owe. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This Vinted seller is a genius. I don’t need a man’s jumper but look at that baby 😻

I made a video to thank my brother for his birthday presents. Mischa was seriously unimpressed at being included.