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Soooo... if all elections held without his SAVE act are rigged and stolen, then Trump is admitting he won a rigged and stolen election?

Okay, so maybe what a democratic congress should do is pass legislation stripping Kennedys name from the Kennedy Center and partner with a new venue naming a new Kennedy Center. That way, trumps name stays on whatever pile of rubble is left when he loses interest in the project.

He launched a war to avoid a war powers vote. I say he owns this one. He likes his name on everything, so I say call it "trump's War." If it goes to shit, it's his to own.

Hmmm... just a few days ago Kyle Rittenhouse was trying to drum up clicks by saying he might go to Minneapolis with his gun and, I don't know, shoot more people. Now that a white guy with a gun permit has been killed by Ice, I don't hear Kyle acting so tough.

No surprise: all his claims of America needing Greenland for national security reasons were bunk. He wants it as a consolation prize for not getting a Nobel. In other words, if he got his participation award, he wouldn't care about about America's security.

Wait, what?!? FOX: If you cut it (drug costs) by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you. LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times. F: Not a 600% cut. L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now.

So, if it's true that the pipe-bomb suspect believed the 2020 election was stolen, then trump will pardon him. No need to go to the expense of a trial.

"MAKE SOYBEANS, AND OTHER ROW CROPS, GREAT AGAIN!" -- Trump

It must suck for a performer to know that they only got a Kennedy Center honor this time because you were once big in the 1980s, and trump thinks of the '80s as the peak trump era. They are talented. But they must realized they're only being honored to remind trump of his glory days.

TACO Tuesday, another tariff delay. This time on China.

So trump directs the Commerce Department to stage a new census "based on modern day facts and figures and, importantly, using the results and information gained from the Presidential Election of 2024?" Well shit, trump's flunkeys are gonna let him make up his own numbers!

The bill was very publicly trumps whole agenda. The Republicans now fully own every consequence. Not Obama's fault, not Biden's. They are the deep state now.

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"We love you God and our great military"? Most eloquent speaker ever.

Trump says he'll decide on Iran strike within 2 weeks? Like with revealing his replacement for the Affordable Care Act? That sort of 2 weeks? The man works at lightening speed!

Asked about the No Kings protests, trump complains that he doesn't feel like a king. But he uses the royal "we." As in, "we don't feel like a king."

Only 19 odd miles today. connect.garmin.com/modern/activ...

A little further than the last few weeks, and ran into Randi (well didn't actually run into her, but met her on the way). connect.garmin.com/modern/activ...

Shoulder impingement? Rotator cuff injury? It's one of those, so no major ride today. Rode the levy, just to get out and moving, but with the wind it was like climbing Old la Honda. Hopefully didn't make things worse. connect.garmin.com/modern/activ...

Short ride today. connect.garmin.com/modern/activ...

“Highly Overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a Foreign Country to speak badly about the President of the United States,” Trump tweets before he calls Biden, a President of the United States, “a mentally incompetent FOOL, and our WORST EVER President....” Trump was in a foreign country at the time.

The most important statement from today’s hearings.

Say What? "The Constitution is clear -- and that of course is the supreme law of the land -- that the privilege of the writ of habeas corpus can be suspended in a time of invasion. So it's an option that we're actively looking at." -- Trump senior adviser Stephen Miller

"To preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." -- Trump, taking his oath of office "Don't you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as president?" -- Meet the Press's Kristen Welker "I don't know." -- Trump

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New York Times wins Pulitzer for Trump assassination attempt photo. Mark my words, Trump will say HE deserves the prize for being the target.

Survived the ride. connect.garmin.com/modern/activ...

I so want him and all the gop gone

Redwood City... shit-ton of folks making good trouble.

"As soon as I take office, I will move quickly to increase pressure on Moscow. Under my administration, there will be no pleadings for meetings with Vladimir Putin. He will be treated for what he is -- a gangster and a thug." -- Marco Rubio, 2015

Short and straight, but cold. connect.garmin.com/modern/activ...

NY Times: Trump’s budget plan takes an ax to ‘radical’ programs that support child care, older adults and housing assistance. So radical! If Jesus came back today, he's be arrested and sent to a gulag in El Salvador.

💥 BREAKING: Levi Strauss shareholders voted today to reject a proposal calling on the company to cease / abolish all DEI efforts (tally TBD). LEVI Board: “Diversity and inclusion principles are critical in ensuring that our products reflect and are relevant to our diverse global consumer base.”

I get home, turn on the boob tube, and catch the beginning of The April Fools with Jack Lemmon. Wow, I think: peak 1960s! Clothes, makeup, art, camerawork! Too bad I'm pooped and ready to hit the hay. Should have weird dreams tho.

The Clown Car administration ACCIDENTALLY sent their letter of demands to Harvard too early, sez the NY Times. After the blowup, the clowns are mad at Harvard for not calling them and going on a "victimhood campaign." Looks who's complaining about victimhood campaigns. Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

"You want to build a five billion dollar data center?...You don't call Elon Musk, you call us!...All of us! Including our SMART apprentice Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who we demand to be returned to us and his family now!" -- Sean McGarvey, president of North America's Building Trades Union

If I was running for president, I'd promise to hold the law firms that capitulate to trump to their deals, only as the new executive, I'd redirect those pro bono activities to things like environmental causes, human rights, and etc. If blackmail is an official act, changing the purposes can be too.

Donald Trump hates this photo because it makes him look so old. Please don't share it. That would be wrong.

This morning's ride with Kristi, followed by lunch in the afternoon. connect.garmin.com/modern/activ...

“We're letting people build their own power plants. A lot of them being built with the AI and beyond the AI. Chips. We're letting them build their own power. Never been done before.” --trump at a cabinet meeting

“When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy, they had great arms, but they ran out, it’s called sports, it’s called baseball in particular, and pitchers I guess you could say in really particular.” --trump to Los Angeles Dodgers

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?

NY Times: Breaking news: Trump backs down on most reciprocal tariffs for 90 days. That will last about 24 hours before he wants to look tough again, and comes up with some other formula.

At least we've banned those pesky pronouns.