Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie)

My first five RPGs played: 1. Lords of Creation 2. AD&D 3. 3rd edition D&D 4. GURPS 5. FATAL (it is scholarly and I ran a joke campaign which was as bad as you’d expect)

Alright, I’m all set up at @howloween.ca!! You can find me at table 5!!

Rayne has the patience of a saint #CorgiCrew #RayneyBeans #WaldoCheese

I want to be extremely clear on this point: Over the next few weeks, you are going to hear dozens of stories like this from both sides. They will, unless you hear someone who knows what they're talking about say otherwise, be the result of machine and human error. 🧵

It’s hard to beat the simple pleasures of some good couch time. Happy #tongueouttuesday frens! #CorgiCrew #corgi #corgisky

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Me when I decide to give skateboarding a try at age 40:

Pupdate: mom has been successfully trapped too! The humans are no match for Waldo’s skills!

Waldo is practicing his trapping skills so I’ve had to call out of work for the day! #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

The night watch #CorgiCrew #corgi #corgisky

And last but certainly not least is Danica! This girl typically stays at the back of her kennel where she knows that she's safe. But yesterday, one of our great volunteers took her on an outing and she did great! Once she learns she can trust you, she has a lot of love to give.

Next is Kilo! This good boy was extra shy when he first came to us. While he can still be pretty nervous around new people, he has made excellent progress with our animal support team! Turns out the fastest way to his heart is with a bit of cheese. 🧀

We have THREE more dogs to show you for Adopt A Shelter Dog Month! First up is Chichi. This 6-year-old Boxer mix likes zooming around and exploring her surroundings. Our staff and volunteers have fallen in love with her goofiness and her charm—not to mention her adorable ears!

We got open calls! Call for papers! Call for training! Call for villages! Call for a good time! kernelcon.org/open-calls

Happy Friday! Hopefully it is a lazy day for everyone. #CorgiCrew

Just got fired from my job at the ramen place because I wouldn’t stop saying “are you shoyu want that?” when people ordered soy ramen

hello, I’d like to hire someone in Los Angeles to do a tarot card reading at a small gathering, if you do such a thing or know someone who does, lemme give you some money, please

when somebody orders a shot of malört

Frankie is doing important work keeping the door from escaping! #CorgiCrew

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house With a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself "Well... how did I get here? Seriously how, I don’t know my address or phone number or even my wife’s name. Are you my family? Why are you calling the police?”

(low confidence)

Happy ToT #CorgiCrew

I forgot that yesterday was 6 months since Waldo came home. He was so small!

This bird is on its way to a Craigslist hookup at 3AM.

I forgot that not being annoying about your needs means nobody knows they exist! Just spent my final money on these guys' provisions: beef hearts, beets, Greek yogurt, eggs, and oat flakes! STILL AT -45/1250 FOR THE WEEKEND!!!

Splooting! At The Winery #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

Bit into my hot dog at the wrong end so the opening is on the wrong side when I hold it now and I don’t know what to do help

🚨 RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨 Doggy Don't Care launches September 24, 2026! I've been working on this game for 3 years and it's finally ready to be unleashed. Wishlist below so you don't miss the 10% launch discount. #doggydontcare #indiegames

#ABGT700 sets today are 🔥! This is my reminder to myself to post some videos later

Alright, time to liveskeet my review of this obvious piece of horseshit: Mr Beast and James “the biggest hack who has ever lived” Patterson’s collab “The Most Dangerous Games.” I am not excited.

Make a band edible: Buns & Rosés

Spider-Man, Jimothy, and more! #ABGT700

Favorite accidental picture of the night #ABGT700

A Tri-State remix has been played so I am happy ❤️ #ABGT700

We have an ear flop! It went back up but I’m glad I captured it. #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

How Sammy, a corgi, gets up the stairs #DogsOfBluesky