Robert Wolsey

The Night Guns N' Roses Premiered "Patience" On Live TV, I Spent 3 Hours With Slash Waiting For Axl. End of the 80s I worked in Hollywood and had countless celebrity encounters. I'm 24, wearing a tuxedo, with full backstage access at the American Music Awards. 1/ www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6L...

Way to impress your London audience, NFL. Negate the return of the opening kickoff for a touchdown with four penalties. JFC.

Watching the NFL Manningcast. Peyton Manning needs a new dentist, or something. He's got the mushmouth of a 90-year-old.

"Star Trek: Strange New Worlds" just wrapped its 4th season, still in fine form. Did you see a single mention on Bluesky about the only Star Trek show still going? Paramount apparently doesn't care.

I just hired 10,000 AI agents to browse all my social media profiles and boost engagement. Psych! [SIKE]

Pal sent me the video, so....

Deshaun Watson vs Aaron Rodgers. NFL's Thursday Night Football on Amazon Prime Video is The Battle of the Highly Paid A-hole Quarterbacks.

Is Bluesky is an echo chamber? Ask anyone who doesn't use it who Eric Schmitt is and why he's the biggest story in the country today.

I get loaded on caffeine before my strength workout. It adds at least 15 reps per set. Absolute necessity for maintaining muscle mass in my 60s. www.tsukuba.ac.jp/en/research-...

With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets.

What is she wearing on her wrist (on the sideline at USC vs. Oregon)?

So, we have exactly one real journalist and one decent politician left in the entire country.

♫ All I want to do when I wake up in the morning is steal your eyes. ♪

Every douche that drives a huge pickup truck for vanity is getting exactly what they deserve today. Suck it, "alpha male."

The divide started when we were 10 years old and sitting in church on a Sunday. Half of us sat there thinking "why are we all pretending this bullshit is real?" The other half were wondering if they were going to hell.

It's pretty fun rooting for the Giants while at the same time rooting for Jaxson Dart to keep getting hit like this. www.instagram.com/reels/DcEgsL...

"Chicken pox, chicken pox, chicken pox pie!"

Oh, so that's why Tim Cook retired.

When I heard that Marvel was doing the Multiverse after "Endgame," I assumed they would build a new hero roster in an alternate world and then end the phase by merging them in. They had a soft reset button for their increasingly unwieldy canon sitting right there and they just ignored it.

A fleet of Tesla Cybercabs? Was the Amazon plane crash in Miami actually Jeff Bezos' AI trying to fight Elon Musk's AI?

I saw Michael Rosenbaum's name in the "Guardians of the Galaxy 3" credits so naturally I watched the whole movie thinking this was him.

"How come he don't come and P.L.P. with me down at the meter no more?" Rickie Lee Jones' "Chuck E.'s in Love." One of those songs I feel privileged to have seen performed live. Sometimes, life is glorious.

NFL Network superimposing the Invisalign logo on the field was really dismaying, but at least it gave us this.

I took an Ethics class at my high school. Meanwhile, we were cheating en masse in History because the test dittos had come from an answer sheet and still had artifacts next to the right answers. When cheating is as easy as AI makes it, it makes it easy to use the "everybody's doing it" excuse.

April 21, 1995, I attended a taping of "Late Show with David Letterman." Dolly Parton sang "Jolene" and Dave Chappelle made his network TV debut. 💔

Agentic AI? OK, impersonate an 80-year-old Fox News believer's loved ones to deprogram them. Text them and FaceTime them fact checking Hannity and Gutfeld in real time. Teach them the facts of life that Rupert Murdoch has hidden from them.

Paramount is really trying to kill Star Trek. I had no idea that Strange New Worlds had returned with Season 4. It is as if they want bad ratings. Meanwhile, the show keeps trying bold wacky stuff and Paul Wesley's James T. Kirk continues to be an uncanny take on one of TV's greatest characters.

The more we see of "Avengers: Doomsday" the more it looks like the most clichéd superhero movie of all time. Let's re-use 'Villain kicks toughest hero's ass to establish his threat' AGAIN. Just, oof.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm the 300-foot drop at Yosemite's Vernal Falls that happens if you don't get off the natural waterslide in time.

Okay, I'm unmuting "NFL" now.

In Nolan's "The Odyssey," Matt Damon's Odysseus makes one macho blunder after another and keeps getting people killed. Oh, toxic masculinity is bad, the hero is a actually a dufus, I get it. But then at the end he suddenly goes beast mode and singlehandedly saves the day? What did we learn here?

Within a few years, any mechanically-inclined society living in AppleTV+'s Silo would engineer a stair-climbing machine. No way they just unanimously accept a 140-story climb. We see them jerry-rig elevators; those would be permanent, too.

Oh, NOW we're questioning the accuracy of English translations of ancient texts.

Amidst the collapse of education that AI is accelerating, architecture, at least the hands-on way it is taught at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, is mostly immune. The sheer creative demands (requiring proficiency in math and history) cannot be met by cheating. www.arch.rpi.edu

I’ve never seen “The Chi” so I’m not sure how it is pronounced, but logic dictates that it sounds like the first syllable of Chicago, right? The Shih?

Stix Golf Clubs ad from tonight's PTI on ESPN. Do you think AI was responsible, or just old-fashioned human incompetence?

No one wants to hear it, but when you burn your thrusters in space, you do not keep moving at the same speed. You accelerate like a motherfucker. Every movie/TV in space is less realistic than Asteroids.

Remember when Journey stayed up all night snorting coke with the money for their "Separate Ways" music video and the next morning made the cheapest looking video in history?

My favorite bar in NYC, Fresh Salt. The Seaport District is my adopted NYC neighborhood.

My brother restored this 1969 Ford Mustang and will be showing it this weekend at the Syracuse Nationals. No idea how he did this.