Always Damo

Day one of basketball tryouts in an affluent city in Texas. Angry MAGA parent emails incoming…hope they spell my name right.

I thought only MAGA made up its mind about something based on little to no evidence and refused to listen or have a conversation.

Guess she forgot only the women are held accountable in MAGA.

Future Deputy FBI director.

Escape plans.

Every time he opens his mouth Putin pisses in it.

Highly doubt he was protecting human rights. Regardless of pay you have to like doing this bullshit. Endless quest for masculinity continues.

Apparently America belongs to those who rape it.

Jack Smith should not be AG. He should be president. Period, end of fucking story.

Nothing this fucker does shocks me. What shocks me is he didn’t do this in the first term.  Doesn’t shock me he got reelected. We reelected Bush. We elected another Republican after Bush. That’s when we actually pretended to have standards and morals and some type of honor.

Of course, Tennessee football cheered Donald Trump. They still cheer for Tennessee football. They haven’t been good since Peyton Manning stuck his ass in that female trainer’s face. Blind loyalty is a disease.

Community Chest “Collect 10K from the NRA for tweeting ‘thoughts and prayers’ after a school shooting.”

He would have stepped on a mine in Vietnam. End of story.

I hold the urinals at Buc-ee’s in higher regard than the White House at this point.

It’s all ok my love…

He wasn’t black or Mexican.

Incompetence is an agenda?

I’m a teacher. I’ll actually be held accountable for my actions and opinions.

There are no key Republicans. Every single one of them is useless.

Soon to be impeached three times.

One of my kids got in trouble for searching pictures of Charlie Kirk. Everyone was outraged about it. He’s first generation Polish-American so he was generally just curious about why the kids were talking about it. Me when the other teachers told, “Fuck Charlie Kirk.”

We will have plenty of summers together…

Down payment for a pardon.

658 less people who visited the island most likely…🖕🏼

“Both sides…” Let me stop you right there. Clearly you don’t vote so shut the fuck up.

America chose wedo and pedo.

Nancy got more shit from the media for this than Trump got for raping middle-schoolers.

Trump set to give himself their Purple Heart.

I teach Doris Miller to my 7th grade students. The other will be his own section at law school.

Unchecked rape

He forgot “as a record label and as a mother-fucking crew.”

Fuck off Earl.

"Only a burning patience will lead to the attainment of a splendid happiness." ~ Pablo Neruda