VirtualScotsman

If I've said some stupid shit that's fucking stupid and deserves to be publicly executed, I have a very poor grasp on politics, I have autism and ADHD, and my grasp on politics is mainly so I can make fun onlf Tories and the I-can't believe-it's-not-communism party (labour) (btw I'm midleft ;3)

For no apparent reason other than i feel like it, i am unfortunately back from the dead. I suggest you run for your foolish, mortal lives.

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Something something bullshit motivational quote

Sometimes I think if it wasn't socially awkward I'd like to have a cane. Just a cane, for going out, cause it's cool. Maybe a sword inside a cane. I then remember that I'm god's chosen autist and it's unbecoming of me to care what people think of me.

Waiting for a fucking Ent to tap me on the shoulder #nature

I've never tried drugs but I think the flapjack I just ate was semi equivalent to crack.

OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING SHOOT HIM ALREADY I'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR WW3

I think the only thing keeping me going this morning is the glass of Pepsi I had this morning. Also probable nerve damage from not drinking and sleeping enough. God, this life thing is hard.

Evening, twats. I'm not dead. What major political events did I miss while I was gone?

"Hey mate, can my mate Dave shag your wife" "What the fuck? Why would you ever say that?" "Why are you so rude? It's not like I did anything bad. By the way if you refuse I'll let Dave stab you to death and I'll help him keep your screams quiet." "Well shit" Trump is going to start WW3. I know it.

The hoodie I'm wearing is self aware and is using its evil mind powers to subliminally make me want to listen to Eminem. I don't mind though, that shit's gas.

Don't be like uncle Rory, kids, update your graphics drivers.

Attention! You are running out of "I do not believe in violence." Would you like to renew your personality or illegally buy an ex-army L1A1 and plane tickets to America? Y/N

Mood.

Born to live. Forced to resist the urge to shout "SPAAACEEEEE AASSHOLLEEE" spontaneously without warning.

It's finally here.

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/0Wy0Oo... If any of you didn't know already I'm really fucking weird and my music taste reflects that.

I searched for a song on YouTube and immediately it's come up on my spotify discover tab HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

My mum had an accident (she's fine, at the hospital as I type) but I'm really worried and the only thing keeping from a nervous breakdown is Jump Around by house of pain. Fun.

Trump is doing an Assassination Any% speedrun and I'm not sure he realises that. Funny though.

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/3KG1Ua...

Welp, I did it ladies gentlemen and the gray area enjoyers, I hit rock bottom.

This is basically how Mustache Cunt came to power: "JEIEHEI3URYDHSJJDHDHEEUUDUEUEUEJUUUUUDENNNN!!!!?11111111!!!" "JA, KAMERAD!" *sounds of screaming* Now where have I seen this before....

What's Adderall like? I experience ADHD and I'm thinking about getting a prescription, do what does it do and what does it feel like?

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/2QN9zL...

I put the fact I was autistic into text and now the algorithm is showing me fellow autists. Reminds me of a certain app. *cough*

I'm fairly certain the 3 times I tried it (yes, I fucked up 3 times quiet infidels) didn't work so oh well open.spotify.com/track/1LSKwf... @listigeplaylists.bsky.social

I was thinking "I should probably delete Reddit now" then I opened Reddit and saw this In the immortal and rather timely words of one Mr Fawlty, "Oh, spiffing!" (anti nazi comment, as stated in earlier posts I'm not a dip shit but this is highly debatable)

I think I just got blocked for the first time. Oh well. Said person will remain anonymous because I'm not a twat. I love being autistic.

Just started watching Solo Leveling, holy fuck the MC design is good, everyone acts like he's amazing for no reason, he hates himself secretly, and he's a hot mess physically and men- Wait a fucking minute. *sighs* I've just described myself ;3

All this blueskying (new term by me, I WILL SUE) has let me down a rabbit hole of films and it reminds me of the 2 phases of watching Jordan Peel's Nope (2022) Is this: "Ok this movie is pretty cool and I wonder what's next" "SHINJI, GET IN THE FUCKING MECH!" I will not elaborate

It turns out I'm not that fucking bad at this strange socialising thing, (strange word) all I needed were people that are actually interesting/aren't dipshits

>wow these people are weird >oh wait >JUST LIKE ME FR >continues scrolling Oh god, it's happening again