Lazt House On The Left .//

I hate the current online trends. It’s all so hollow and gross. I really think I should just abandon the internet. I’d say it’s just me getting old, but I hated current trends when I was a kid too. So I guess I’ve always been a shithead.

It’s so odd to me that it’s widely considered a sign of weakness to have your thoughts drift to someone whom you were once deeply connected to.

HL: Alyx has been ported to PS5 VR.

Pump. Kin.

Fuck it. I’m just not enjoying Townfall. I wanted to finish, but I just can’t be fucked.

Platinum #1,441 - #ValorMortis from @omlgames.com What a surprise this one was. Not perfect, but I throughly enjoyed my time with it. Fresh setting and gameplay for the genre. Parrying feels great. Fantastic art direction too. I hope to see more from this IP. #PlayStation #PS5

I’m writing more lame-ass poetry, but I think it might actually be bad for my mental health lol.

Watching Creepshow in 35mm is peak #Spooktober.

AI has a stroke if you ask it to generate text art of someone

Have to watch a few favorites for Spooktober.

The internet is just bad news 24/7 now. I miss when it was mostly Limp Bizkit flash games.

Let's rock.

Bills are mostly a fucking scam, and every time I pay one, I get more and more fucking pissed off.

#Shenmue

#gtavi

Swing away.

Fuck you, dogman. #ValorMortis

I wish we could get high and watch Twin Peaks together.

I think it’s been long enough that I won’t be instantaneously burned alive for saying this: Elden Ring had a severe lack of discovery. Game is fantastic, but way too many giant open areas with fuck all to loot/find.

Ken is a legend, and modern gaming owes him a lot. Hell, PlayStation owes him everything. But he’s still a corpo. All of this talk boils down to one thing: 'Profit margins are higher without discs and we want complete control over distribution.' Sorry Ken, but fuck off.

It’s finally here, and it’s gorgeous. @remedygames.com

#ValorMortis is pretty rad so far.

Unfortunately, Silent Hill Townfall is quickly becoming a game I really cbf to finish.

Epic launcher could offer free hookers and digital cocaine, and I still wouldn't install that shit.

Finally got my domain handle sorted on here. Holy fuck, what a massive asshole pain.

Napster > Metallica.

I’m about 3 hours or so in; are all the monsters just naked guys? Boring. #SilentHillTownfall

Saw this on Oprah’s Book Club and thought it might be an interesting read.

My favorite part about dealing with your trauma in Silent Hill is when you bash its skull to mush with a blunt object. #healing

You knew I had to do it.

We are both two men in their late 30s lol. Having fun tho. @iamcdr.bsky.social

Played a bit more Silent Hill Townfall. It's still rather boring. I do perk up when the little handheld screen goes off though. Because then I get to chase down some deformed punk and shove a 2x4 up it's anal hole. I'll report back tomorrow when I play more.

I AM BECOME SPOOKY.

So this game was both kind of neat, but also fairly crappy lol.

This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.

So yeah, jailbreak your PS5. Fuck Sony.

#Shenmue

It’s time.

When a kid's toy/book/show features kindness and positivity about the world, it hurts my heart so much I nearly feel sick. It's what we want for them, but it's not what they'll grow up to see around them. I dunno, does anyone else get what I mean? Or am I just insane?

The emulation scene on PS5 is fucking insane. I'm playing PS2 and GameCube/Wii games in 4k 60fps. PS3/Xbox 360 rapidly approaching that. They even recreated the iconic "cube" menu. Wild.

I was actually interested in Digger. Not enough to withstand the living hell that is a modern movie theatre, but interested.

Wait a minute. People look at my little life and envy it?! Despite what my fucked mind may cause me to think?! Shittttt.

Since the PS2 emulator on PS5 has @retroachievements.org integrated now, figured I'd start one. Why the fuck not? retroachievements.org/user/LazHims...

Loading up my PS5 with roms. What are some PS2 games you love, that tend to go under the radar? I wanna discover some hidden gems!

Finally, I can play Bloodborne the way Miyazaki intended.

#Shenmue

Finally, the PS5 has a game worth playing.

Favorite band of all time is playing an anniversary show of their best album and I’ve got no one to go with lol.

The reason I dislike when a game only hits 30fps is because it will give me a literal fucking headache. It’s not some bullshit flex, it ruins the goddamn experience for me.