Viv wears pants too

Every day I'm more and more convinced that AI-rotted CEO brain is a result of the rich being allowed to stop pretending to understand Jackson Pollock for a half-century's worth of breeding. We gotta mock them harder.

My electrologist was dog-sitting this weekend so a small terrier was on the table curled up at my feet during the hour-long process. Can't recommend. In completely unrelated news, I'm researching surgical procedures to double my arms length. Fruitless quest so far, will update as progress continues

In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...

I've probably never been so happy for August than right now, when I don't have to listen to online casino ads abusing nationalism (including the bird screech that we all know is a hawk) to insist that gambling is the most American thing ever anymore. They're right, but not in the way they think so.

Yet again, the most Disco Elysium-thing that could happen happens, with the most Disco Elysium-thing that could happen happening to the least Disco-Elysium branch of the original Disco Elysium team that's the one that owns the "Disco Elysium" name. It never ends!

The "yosh" voiceline that Eggman uses when rocking a chao in Sonic Adventure 2 has lived rent-free in my head for a majority of my life, and hearing that line in TerminalMontage's recent Sonic Racing cartoon makes me feel seen, it's so validating.

What's the timeline for when the alt-right grifters start pushing birthrates to gamers by referring to infants as "a lifetime of gacha."

My brother be cooking and I'm barely able to follow the recipe

Hey so can someone tell me why we should even pay attention to the trailers at events like The Game Awards when those games won't even come out?

Oh what the fuck, I turn away from news for six hours - SIX HOURS - and my shitheaded gov't decides to encourage unnecessary war yet again.

The #TMNT #MTG packs boldly claim "A turtle in every pack" and it's not a brag about how many versions of them there are in the set. It's an actual Ninja Turtle slot in the pack, just like land and foil slots! ANY Ninja Turtle, including ones outside of the main quartet.

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Is Pokemon *really* trying to bring back the fricken HitClips fake craze back into vogue?????

Every time the phrase "biological gender" is uttered, an angel dies.

If Fangamer made a plush of this guy I would not hesitate to buy one so I could spend a week dropkicking him off my bed when I wake up every morning before shoving him into his permanent home at the bottom of the garbage bin underneath the trashbag.

IDK who this company nor care about what they do but I'm very concerned about the decision process (or lack thereof) that led to their brand name.

Start training up FGC, the next Evo champion's must be fluent in SF6, UMvC3, Melee, Tekken Tag 2, KOF98, Mario Kart DS, Mortal Kombat Mythologies, DDR Supernova, XXAC(non +R), Windjammers, Pokemon ORAS doubles, Duck Duck Goose, Puyo Tetris, Major\Minor, and the penis shouting game.

One more thing to all Horse Year lovers out there today: Ghosts, demons, monsters, begone!

I'm not to enchanted by the gameplay, but I do want to know more about this chicken man who's seemingly about to fight Sheva.

One does not invoke the name of Tenchu lightly, and I'm glad to see Suiesha Games not do so recklessly.

smh every time I take time off from work to head to the glasses shop for a replacement pair of work lenses... EVERY time

Was talking with a couple kids at my local hobby shop about the #PokemonTCG and I hear that there's no more Fairy type? Whaddup wit that????

"A Witch Named Koko" was a comic I did for print and online in 2015 and 2016. Kooky witch misadventures involving Koko and Marl. After over a decade I finally collected all the strips into a book! You can get them on Amazon and Lulu. www.lulu.com/shop/charles... www.amazon.com/dp/B0GJZ6JNLZ

The full clip, including McKellen's setup of the scene, is here, along with info about the riots (Evil May Day) and the text of the speech itself. kottke.org/26/02/the-st...

I'd say it feels good to finish a long essay, but considering how long it had to sit untouched in my head while distracting myself with a hundred other things before I finally realized what I wanted to say... it almost feels like a slap in the face that I just couldn't focus on it when I wanted to.

The security program on one of my work computers started auto-flagging the Microsoft Store as unrecognized malware last night. I love this new development.

It's easy to be mad at racism. It's easy to be mad at cancer. We can and should be mad at both equally. Most importantly, it's sooo much easier to be mad at the person from decades ago who took "Dildog" away from us and the better future it would have brought for us all.

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie is an alternate history film. I will not be taking further questions.

Looking forward to the oncoming wave of Oliver memes now that a new generation can have easy access to FE: Path of Radiance.

What the actual fuck, indeed.

AGDQ started today and twitch didn't put that in the front page turnstile smh

So I guess Dump just used the US army in Venezuela as a demonstration for the UN to consider in their approach to handling Bibi Was that the point?

This year I played all of Persona 3 Reload, Like A Dragon Infinite Wealth, Atelier Ryza, and got into Magic the Gathering, all in my spare time. So what's *your* excuse for only playing 4 new games in 2025?

Unfortunately this article comes too late to qualify for its own "Things That Make You Say '...Neat!'" award, but it's an honorable mention in my heart.

@danika.bsky.social I think it's ok for trans allies to have a Marauder's Map/use phrase tattoo. AFAIK it was used to circumvent authorities that tried (wittingly or not) to keep everyday people from doing just and moral good in the world. And most importantly, it would piss off Jowling Kowling.

Here. You inspired this cartoon so I bequeath it upon you.

Cheap. Buy, please. 🙏 store.steampowered.com/app/393520/I...

Every so often I think about Martin Scorsese's ostrich-feather eyebrows and have a little bit of transition regret for denying myself the chance to grow into my own pair of luscious palm fronds. The I remember how much better everything else feels and forget I was ever sad in the first place.

(psst i hear there's a new jingle jam bundle going on right now pass it on)

Been getting some Jackie Chan Adventure clips on my yt algo and feeling the nostalgia, then got really depressed realizing that a group costume for it would not pass muster in Year Of Our Luigi 2025.

I know it's foolish to ask here of all places, but if anyone uses Midjourney, please have it whip up a few hard-left memes with game IPs and Dump and forward them to me please? Something like him hugging a rainbow DK from 64 wearing a pink/blue/white striped tie that says "For all human rights" etc

FIGURED OUT A SOLUTION

Mash up bands: They Might Be Floyd