Oleander Garden

DIVORCE HORSE? In my horse divorce?! A Schizoanalytic TTRPG + three demo scenarios: the Manifold Technique, featuring fabled Divorce Horse! Certainly the strangest thing you're going to play this year. Diagram your psyche. Consider the horse and the thresher. oleandergarden.itch.io/horse-divorce

used bookstore finds this week. also, dreamt i was back in high school and there were gorgeous HSTS trutrans bullying me. much to consider.

So fucking funny (bleak and terrible) that they sell shelves full of 'estrongenic' supplements for cis women instead of over-the-counter HRT. Unfortunately, the rightoid adoration of nature is only rivaled by the leftoid adoration of doctors.

ONE FOR MILLENNIUM // 25 Years since the Patriot Act: A web poem for those who celebrate. Read free online @ oleandergarden.itch.io/millennium

I just saw this! Wow wow wow yay : )

Finished my long poem... now it is time to make it a web poem... happiness has found me...

adam & eve 🐍🍎

I don't know how I missed this 't-girl sims' project by Oleander Garden and Blood Machine's label Asphodel Softworks, but this is probably my favorite part of the steam page, a clear statement against endless expansions and dead games / live services:

Elf game proposal: historically accurate 16th century English law. Found a "treasure trove"? Belongs to the king. Conceal a treasure trove? By god, that's a misdemeanor. Or maybe misprision. What's a misprision? There's forty competing court systems and none of them will tell you.

"sims for tgirls" + extremely aesthetic and the tech sounds genuinely novel as a way to relate to high dimensional vector space operations which *isn't* just 'train a mysterious black box on a trillion pieces of data'; and it's oleander and blood behind it, this could be truly sick as hell

FUCK im late to my intro to kitties class. runs out of the house holding a kitten by the scruff with my teeth

Heavy stone

Trying brushes

writing C(++) this week and i keep doing the chapo 'uncle magic with your dad' bit except it's 'cache magic with your dad' and not funny except to me i find it very funny. Speed something up 300x? that's cache magic with your dad special scenario style.

Thoughts on using the Chainmail "Man-to-man" table for OD&D, plus a draft combat ruleset based on a recent post by @dungeondoll.itch.io idraluna-archives.bearblog.dev/chainmail-co...

1. i would go to a performance of this. please someone put this on as a play 2. the act of reading the words on the page is such a joyful experience. the banter between the characters is really incredible, theatrical in all the best ways oleandergarden.itch.io/phageplay-ba...

It's a creature type scenario kind of day

Women posting about self tying are like "here's how to do a cute harness I love rope its so comfy and nice" and every moid is like "here is my hardware store sex contraption for sex (CD / part-time bicurious) I used it once and nearly died but my best friend from high school saved me with a knife"

blessing of fish

Nice fawn response 🥰 did your mom buy it for you?

90% of the evil in the world is variations on "oh yeah buddy you call that abuse my dad plugged jumper cables into my belly button and shocked me with 130 volts seven to twelve times a day but you don't see ME asking for special treatment nuh uh little baby I;m normal as fuck"

MAIOMBE TANK SAFARI is out NOW! A solitaire mech-hunting game in the style of Wretched & Alone, featuring (optional) rules to resolve target shooting checks by...shooting an actual target, with an actual gun (or any other shooting implement you may own). [ datasparrow.itch.io/maiombe-tank... ]

Have seen v6 accused of being: anti-woke, newfangled, oldfangled, too corporate and concerned with mass appeal, too indie and uninterested in mass appeal, OSR, narrative, story-game, a 5E D&D clone; I want to make fun but OWoD is a chicken-finger french-fry safety-blanket for me too so...

new (?) game (?) by me (kinda) just dropped please enjoy Eating Through The Week (2025), a web port of a DVD menu game from The Very Hungry Caterpillar And Other Stories (2006) based on an animated short (1993) based on a book (1969) by the late Eric Carle iznaut.itch.io/very-hungry-...

Phageplay Basic - A meta game about attending an experimental theater showing you definitely aren't prepared for. I feel like I'd have to play it a couple more times to really pick it apart, but luckily it is often very funny so that's hardly an ask oleandergarden.itch.io/phageplay-ba...

#058 – "Hounderblood, Slake, Her Chain" by Rura Oilheart (@flakwolves.su)

New Vtm?? New Vtm!!?!! New VtM... !@!