Vomiting Larry

Is it time to bring back the Hegelian e-girl conventions again

If I'm eating: Why isn't this a video If I'm doing anything else: Why isn't this in text format

Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?

How about instead of "chicken jockey" we love and respect our friends

Hamburger with sunglasses and frown

Is the Dubai tourism board doing some kind of weird marketing blitz? Apparently we're onto Dubai wraps now which just seem to be kebabs with no vegetables

IT'S JUST CHOCOLATE WITH PISTACHIO CREAM, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

You ever just head in to the office and shout "methods of distribution?" at the first person you see?

Social Media

"Carborn" is a slur Normalise being born in cars

Crazy how a hundred years ago women would faint if you said rude shit to them

The greatest trick Mariah Carey ever pulled was convincing the world that Jah Rule can sing

When Ethan Klein said "vape naysh, y'all", he was actually talking about vaporising the nation of Palestine.

Normalise showing hole at the pub

I've always maintained that Pro Wrestling will have characters that fit all their main demographics, so it's great to see that John Cena has gone from his "Linkin Park fan" character from the early 2000s and is pushing forward with his "wrestler that has depression" arc

Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus

Do people actually buy aftershave mid flight

So is this novocaine movie just about a guy with leprosy

Smegma male

If you both work in media you're not allowed to cum at the same time

So apparently the new thing among clean-living anti-gmo antivax "just let people get sick" folks is to take methylene blue orally

We will fight, we will win, put the foetus in the bin

ALL cars matter.

Bluesky dating advice is so boring compared to twitter. What happened to constantly surveying your surroundings for threats? Romance is dead.

What are the odds that DU30 does milosevic in the court room

Why is AI lying to me again

The maw of wojack

Massive fan of the way Facebook just puts shit you're not following or even interested in into your newsfeed now

They call Elons kid X now because that’s the button you’ll have to hit to cancel this program

Oh shit they're re-releasing the PS2

Shit is going down in the fig community

Amazing things are happening on reddit dot com

Apparently this is a facebook campaign, guess what they're complaining about

So are we all supposed to act surprised that Pee Wee Herman was gay

Aboriginal flag next to eureka stockade flag is definitely a choice

Vladimir Putin, if i was your mother

Is anyone else completely unable to post this video on Facebook or Facebook messenger? I can post other videos, just not this one.

Seriously, this subreddit is equally amazing and awful

That table at the pub where two women who are clearly new mothers away from their kids for the first time and they keep pointing at things and saying shit like "oooh, look, that's a plane!" and singing kids songs under their breath

The youtubedrama subreddit is so wild, it's just a non stop stream of people you've never heard of with the most ridiculous names being accused of terrible crimes followed by apologies

The only "Eggers" millennials should be concerned about are: - peers who "egg them on" - people who cook and serve eggs - those nasty eggy farts

They should pave the footpaths with this bouncy blue stuff, it feels so good to walk on

#BREAKING Wonder Woman lost her bosoms flying TLA

Normalise having a little nap at the pub

Anyone got a good recipe for Unusual Smoked Ham?

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving

Why haven't they done a Snowflame origin story as one of the Marvel movies

Lovely day for some cooking