Voodoo Jazz Hat - Junior Vice President at We❤️Cats

First of the rows over Xmas. Calling the wife's family a shower of bastards was maybe going to far.

Itchy balaclavas Baklava Hedgehogs Geordies Dairylea dunkers

Supposed to be out tonight, can't be arsed. Might rearrange it for next March when the weather might be better?

27 years of married bliss.....and I'd forgotten.

Watching that Bridge of Lies. Wish they'd hurry the fuck up, we don't need a discussion about every answer. Might write to Points of View.

Today's retro TV viewing is the Cook Report from 1994. Old Stodger Cook is putting the boot into a gang of counterfitters. The 90' really were a golden age of grafting.

age yourself with a childhood crush

Shameless. The Maguires were shit.

@harrymcnally.bsky.social

Oh, Richard E.....

We♥️Cats would like to welcome the new member to the team. Way to go Kevin !

Fuck sake, will that tin rattling cunt ever fuck off.

Fucking twat of a dog slipped her lead while I was out with her. Spent 20 mins chasing the dickhead round the green while she had a big silly grin slapped all over her face. The twat.

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

I've never been a fan of either sausage fingers or Di. But her brother and Charlie sound like a couple of posh twats having a cissy boys fight with this argument.

The audience at the Last Night of the Proms look like a mad crowd.

Reform FC merch? Oh do fuck off.

My bird's back on Emmerdale, the current Mrs had spent the last 13 minutes slagging her.

Here at We♥️Cats we will be no longer answering complaint calls about the last post, we accept Tupac was not off'd by Original G cat.

Logged off old account, tried to go back in, didn't recognise any details. The twat.