Marty Scott

If you haven’t told your conservative family members to go die you’re a weak little coward. Be better.

Conservatives deserve everything that’s coming to them. Voting them out is a minimum. Ostracism is mandatory. Murder is totally cool too. They’re begging for it. Bring them to Jeezus.

The Bears need to move to Indiana. They’re an embarrassment to the city of Chicago.

If you’ve got a terminal disease, taking one or more ICE dipshits with you would be incredibly patriotic.

I’m here for beer, pets, and fascists being brutally beaten in the streets. Frankly I get enough of the first two in my daily life. Help me, algorithm.

What’s up people. Dog-loving brewer in Chicago here. Looking to find a new home away from American fascism. Show me your drinks and good dogs.