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WYD 🔞

@w3d.bsky.social

Poster of strange art and OC garbage, 26. This page is very 18+, so if you're not, please get out before I kick you out. If you think you see another account that's me, don't interact with me there!!

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The Goddess of Time amuses herself by darning and interweaving the threads of time to horribly punish time travelers and other meddlers in the timestream. Take a peek into the future to pick next week's winning lottery numbers and suddenly find out you were never born! Or worse!

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wow...1K...dats a lotta people.... im sorry i havent been posting awhile bunch lately but iim super grateful for all you guys thank you :)

I feel a little disheartened about the accuracy of my sixth sense that tells me when someone is about to go on a rant about Pronouns.

I know we’re not supposed to feel justified in disliking someone before it turns out they did something bad but man most of the people I knew IRL who turned out to be pieces of shit were throwing up red flags hella early on.

No seriously there’s not a lot as baffling as someone putting some horridly cruel and misanthropic stance out there while very evidently expecting you to agree. You know, the mindset that everyone around them is one of the Boys. Because they have very likely only ever been around the Boys.

To be honest in my experience TF2 fans are a LOT closer to what people like to pretend that Deltarune fans are like.

By now someone should have made a game like Twilight Princess but instead of a wolf you get turned into a velociraptor. Why didn’t they? Are they stupid?

Everyone knows someone who has only played Mario RPGs. Those are still pretty lit but also you owe it to that person to make them play an RPG that isn’t Mario I think.

The coworker who sits to my immediate right reads as the kind of person who would hide a zombie bite from the group until someone points it out and then acts like it’s not a big deal. Are people with backgrounds in tech just like this?

If I had been making Deadlock then Ivy’s fat gargoyle balls would be out and swinging and she would be trying not to cum all the time. But they would never do this because it would be too epic.

I think something that was helpful for me unpacking the general conservative mindset was learning that my dad categorically does not want to view any media where someone is in any serious peril, or where there might have to be any conflict that is uncomfortable or isn’t immediately resolved.

I'm just saying if Ezlo was a girl things would be WAY different I tell you what. Like I don't think a second Midna would have hit the internet but boy there would be some changes.

Though on second thought that would also be contingent on anyone having played Minish Cap so maybe it wasn't happening anyway.

Whenever I pick up a book with the intention of reading it I feel like Wheatley playing classical music to convince you that he's cultured.

I forgot that playing Deadlock is apologizing to everyone in your vicinity for 30 to 40 minutes while you get the feeling that everyone thinks you aren't apologizing hard enough, because sometimes they will also just tell you what a disappointment you are.

I’ve always wanted to write about Deltarune because there are so many cool things about it and its structure I don’t see pointed out often, but I’ve always felt like if I did it would have to be strictly in an academic sense because I don’t give off the right vibes to be taken seriously otherwise.

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Congrats queen, you won it!

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We are examining the internet with a team of perverts to determine whether Midna or Toriel did more long term damage.

Congrats queen, you won it!

WYD 🔞@w3d.bsky.social

We are examining the internet with a team of perverts to determine whether Midna or Toriel did more long term damage.

We are examining the internet with a team of perverts to determine whether Midna or Toriel did more long term damage.

There’s a unique feeling of embarrassment in whacking it to some really really absurd or specific element. Like really? It was how wide the mouth got for that burp that did it this time? Did I just get turned on by the angle of the image or the expression they’re making??

You know I know a handful of people who feel about Deltarune the same way I feel about any given David Cage game. I could probably write a thesis dissecting why that is because I think I have a pretty good idea. But I still think they’re stupid! Stupit!!

Y’know now and then the group shot where everyone is big round blimps with divots for their head ‘n limbs still kinda hits.

C’mon let’s hang out at your house and play Terraria after school, 1.2 just dropped and there’s soooo much new stuff…