Minister of Silly Walks ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒŠ

Minister of Silly Walks ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒŠ

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"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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They filed this on the literal LAST day before the statute of limitations expired. Literally, the very last day. Give me a break. This is garbage.

Jonathan Shorman@jonshorman.bsky.social

The DOJ has a new criminal case against former FBI director James Comey, this time related to the transfer of national defense information in 2016 storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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BREAKING NYT: The top super PAC for Senate Republicans is canceling all the remaining ads it had booked in North Carolina as of Friday โ€” shifting away tens of millions of dollars in a move that signals that Republicans no longer see a path to winning the state this fall.

nytimes.comRepublicans Pull Money From North Carolina Senate Race As Midterm Prospects DimThe Senate Leadership Fund is diverting money to Kansas, which has become a growing concern for the party as it seeks to hold its majority.

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Check out the very end of this, where a completely humiliated Eric Schmitt is red-faced with his hand shaking visibly.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social

A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

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๐Ÿคก Schmitt beclowns himself ๐Ÿคก Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

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NEW: Sen. Eric Schmitt exposed Jack Smith โ€” as a Caitlin Clark fan. Schmitt's erroneous effort to catch Smith in a lie resulted in Smith confirming he went to see Clark's Iowa Hawkeyes play the Terrapins in Maryland in 2023. w/ Chris Marquette www.politico.com/live-updates...

politico.comSen. Eric Schmitt pins down Jack Smith โ€” as a Caitlin Clark fanIt appeared that the Missouri Republican misinterpreted a text message reference to the "hawks."

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Timeline cleanse! Wait til the end. It's so cute.

AgonyFlips@agonyflips.bsky.social

When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”Š

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these people are brainworms-shooting-out-of-their-ears nuts

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If alcohol enthusiast Jeanine Pirro had stayed in beauty school attaching beer cans to ladiesโ€™ hair, we wouldnโ€™t have to deal with her begging for a pardon for her ex-husband or charging Americans with bogus crimes.

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Katie Phang on Todd Blanche's latest response in her Epstein lawsuit: "The fact it took them seven days to write two and a third pages of nothing ... They don't know what they're doing. They are swimming in the deep end and they don't have their baby floaties to help them."

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After a month, Mitch proves heโ€™s still alive-ish. Image complete with a newspaper like a hostage video.

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Too much of an embarrassment for *this* White House

Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social

MS Now - FBI Director Kash Patel abruptly cancelled a planned flight Friday to see his girlfriend in Chicago this weekend, after top administration officials frustrated with Patel summoned him to the White House. www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

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๐ŸšจBREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES Department of Justice lawsuit to obtain an unredacted copy of New York's statewide voter registration list. A big victory for Elias Law Group and our Client the NAACP. DOJ is now 0-12 in these cases. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/new-yo...

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For most of us, seeing the Klan 2.0, a.k.a. Patriot Front, march through Washington, D.C., unchallenged by authorities overshadowed any celebration of Americaโ€™s 250th anniversary. My ancestors lived through this. And no one today can say with a straight face that racism is behind us.

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The made up numbers are now being imagined to 3 significant figures and compared to a non-existent historical time series.

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Any Texan who votes for this crooked criminal is either ignorant, uninformed or committed to keeping Texas going backwards.

Ken Paxton has spent his career trying to dismantle the Affordable Care Act. If elected, he'll keep making healthcare more expensive for Texans. #TXSen

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They just continue to insist that there are massive crowds showing up to this thing despite the fact that this is also the 200th anniversary of the invention of the camera.

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He says he doesnโ€™t know if they were guilty. Of being witches.

Madeline Peltz@peltzmadeline.bsky.social

Just left the great American state fair where I watched Michael Knowles debate a ten year old girl about the Salem witch trials in front of DOZENS of people

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Dr. Oz seemingly not understanding how insurance works is precisely the point here, since it is almost assuredly going to be used as a pretense to take away millions of people's healthcare.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz on ACA "fraud" -- "Of the people who signed up, 40% never use the insurance. Let me ask you, John, you have health insurance -- do you use it once a year? In Obamacare right now 40% of the people ostensibly signed up never use the insurance ... we have a lot of fake people on the policies"

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The especially fun thing about this is that the mainstream papers of record will continue to run stories about how some random thing a Democrat said is "raising the temperature" and inciting violence while not writing about this at all

Jenny Cohn@jennycohn.bsky.social

Not great that the richest man in the world agrees with this post. Note the giant gun in the image. ๐Ÿ‘€ 1/