Materialist Gnostic
Materialist Gnostic
@walmsley.bsky.social
Programmer. Trying to enjoy arguing on the Internet less. He/Him. Sometimes post pictures of food or thoughts on books I read.
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if only we could've known this in advance by his public ties to the century's most famous pedophile or all his public statements about women
Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
but you have to consider what you're paying for: the opportunity to live in a permanent sauna convenient to a wide variety of predatory lizards and the rising seas that periodically try to kill you with hurricanes
Median rent as a share of median income of renter households in major U.S. metros, 2010 vs. 2024. Minneapolis is lowest on the list, at 29%, down from 30.4% in 2010. www.artio.so/dataviz/page...
what if we just didn't do Crazy Socks Day or Crazy Hat Day. I mean that seems like the obvious solution if it's too much of a pain in the ass for parents to remember.
It’s hard to decide what part of this story on Marissa Mayer’s new startup is most loathsome, but this “women need a wife or, in other words, a digital servant” construction makes me want to flip over an actual table www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/s...
this week for halloween something only vaguely halloween-y: dark chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips and caramel bits
finally back home, so finally back to baking. in this case, some quick lemon blackberry bars which interestingly don't have any egg in them. the batter is incredibly loose going in, but they bake up nicely
I added white chocolate chips and some caramel bits for variety. not as many as I'd've liked because I couldn't find a fresh bag this week.
look it's time that we face facts: being president makes you gay. the only way to survive the enormous pressures of running the free world is homosexuality.
Obama on Abdul El-Sayed: "You see those big guns? That's why he wears those t-shirts. I never campaigned in a t-shirt. I ain't got those big guns."
you can remember this because bucks are naked all the time, as they have not eaten from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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Amazon has *wildly* improved the experience of online shopping. subscribe and save in particular is not very directly visible but makes keeping up with household stuff way easier.
Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?
I just want to know what MattY thinks a society where what ICE has done isn't a losing issue looks like in five or ten or twenty years
A helpfully clear exchange here Hasan: "So your argument is that [Minnesota ICE protesters] should stay at home because immigration is a salient issue for Donald Trump. Opposing ICE is only going to help Trump. Wait until we win the election in 2028." Yglesias: "Yes that is what I would have said"
so he just has no idea what's going on, huh?
😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
now, yes, you may die. but have you considered that we preserved the supply of a famously evil luxury good?
NEW: A bird flu outbreak has been raging uncontrolled on a Utah mink farm for two months. Flu experts fear it could spark a devastating human pandemic. But officials haven’t acted — instead prioritizing the financial interests of the fur trade.
I have made Enormous Amount of Chicken and Beans (chili mode). I mostly don't regret it but the pan I used for the chicken was too small for the amount of chicken so I got less browning than I'd like
simply cook Enormous Amount of Chicken and Beans. you will never regret Enormous Amount of Chicken and Beans. make Enormous Amount of Chicken and Beans and put it in your mouth.
this is based on Brian Lagerstrom's 30 minute chili, but with chicken (thighs cut bite-sized and velveted with corn starch, salt, baking soda, and chili) instead of beef because that's way cheaper and I'm not particularly impressed by beef in chili
I'm not an expert at war but I feel like "thumbs" are important for war
*NEW* Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey team up on a new startup to genetically engineer war dogs for the military. Warhound comes out of stealth at $1.2B valuation For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
simply cook Enormous Amount of Chicken and Beans. you will never regret Enormous Amount of Chicken and Beans. make Enormous Amount of Chicken and Beans and put it in your mouth.
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."