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New salad kits are going on sale!

WATCH LIVE: Emperor Tangerine's name being removed from The Kennedy Center. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhm...

Happy April Fool's Day, everyone! Today, I tried selling 6 of my co-worker's vehicles. Didn't make any money, tho.

The new Trump Presidential Library is now open:

Dude. If Laura Loomer has any more plastic surgery, she'll be a Funko POP figure.

The new Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

$1 says prices will remain the same because corporations are dicks.

LMAO - GET FUCKED!!!! www.cnn.com/2026/02/20/p...

A tragic case of parental incompetence. If your religion prevents you from being fully "pro-life," then your religion sucks donkey dick. I said what I said. www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...

MAGA dipshits over on X putting Nicki Minaj on a pedestal and here I am like, "I thought you assclowns HATED undocumented immigrants."

Banks and CC companies have more balls to tell Trump 'no' than Republicans do. I said what I said.

Kristi Noem is on TV again.

Joseph Goebbels would be proud of this narrative. I said what I said.

Liberals need to fight back more on Twitter instead of sitting on the side in Blue Sky. It's worth it. I said what I said.

Merry New Year!!!! Beef jerky time!

The next thing you know, they'll be flying planes into Planned Parenthood facilities in a coordinated effort. I said what I said. www.vice.com/en/article/g...

All of these FAKE "Christians" need to clean up their own houses before they tell anyone else how to live. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

@realtoddstashwick.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!!!!!

The difference between MAGA Republicans and Hitler is that Hitler knew when to call it quits. I said what I said.

Anyone know where the HQ is for ANTIFA? Asking for a dipshit.

Funny - the Nazis did something like this as well with Joseph Goebbels' Ministry of Propaganda. And yet we're not supposed to compare the far-right to Nazis??? Sorry - that hound don't hunt, boys. I call'm as I see'm. apnews.com/article/char...

BREAKING: Senile Old Man Yells at Kids From Roof to Get Off the Friggin' Lawn www.rawstory.com/trump-white-...

As much as the far right idiots made a big stink about Obama and Bill Ayers, we're going to make a big stink about Trump and Epstein.

I would like to introduce the new logo for the Pedo Protectors Party. Because the Republican Party is now dead.

This movie is as relevant today as it was in 2004. www.youtube.com/watch?v=23RJ...

I'm selling individual eggs for $15 a piece. Don't try to negotiate - I know what I got.

So Trump signed an EO declaring that flags shall be flown at full mast during a president's "Inauguration Day." Gee. Glad to know he's got fuckin' priorities.

The fact that Hegseth refuses to answer simple true and false questions about his partying and habitual intoxication should automatically disqualify him for this position.

Kevin is such a cunt.

I'm surprised MAGA hasn't tried to deport the Mexican firefighters by now.

Taking ED drugs is "gender affirming care." Change my mind.

@safety.bsky.app The problem now is we're getting a lot of follows by sex bots. Need to ban any profile with a "getallmylinks" url in them. I've started to lose count as to how many I've blocked.

@bsky.app Getting a lot of "followers" that have a "getallmylinks" URL associated with them. Is there any way to block any account with those URL's?

Taking ED drugs is "gender affirming care." Change my mind.

Nothing says "contributing to the delinquency of a minor" more than letting them decorate your tree with whiskey ornaments.

Hey Russia! How's the war going? Russia: www.newsweek.com/russia-ruble...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! #FAFO www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2...

@bsky.app You need to bolster the server infrastructure if you expect to gain users. All of these errors we're seeing isn't inspiring confidence.

LMAO - GET BENT, HOSER! www.cnn.com/2024/11/21/p...

If only "Christians" would clean up their own houses before they get to tell me what to do in mine. www.13wmaz.com/article/news...

Republicans don’t give a fuck if you have sex with minors, but don’t you dare use the bathroom of your own choosing.