wario

wario

@warts.bsky.social

wario any pronouns garlic fandom mario DNI

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i farm them for tax benefits

Goombella@uniofgoom.bsky.social

Bleh that’s Wario but you probably knew that by the smell. Max HP is 40, Attack is 7, and defense is 1. He may look like a slouch but he’s as tough as he is tubby! Stop him from eating that garlic or else.. Well whatever happens wont be good! Wonder if he farms those waluigis for the insurance..

i live a joyful life i am so whimsical i eat garlic and pizza and lasagna and yummy food all day 💗💗💗 i love to go running in fields as the waluigis graze and stare up at the beautiful sunset life is so beautyful it would be even better if mario got hit by an 18 wheeler

grown ass man

Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social

Super Mario Galaxy 2 contains an unused "joyful zone" area that, when entered, causes Mario to be unable to stop running and somersaulting. I have enveloped the entirety of Starship Mario in a joyful zone for demonstrative purposes.

i gave my waluigi a push and he snapped i taped him up but i used the tape that inflicts pain forever so i put him down

Did you-a find my secret Warios in Chapter 5?

wario@warts.bsky.social

Deltarune Chapter 3 will reportedly be featuring-a ME! WARIO!!! WAHAHHAA!!! THE GAME IS-A RELEASING RIGHT NOW!!! GO BUY IT FOR-A TEN PLUMILLION DOLLARS!!! WAHAHAHHAAAA!!!! Friend Inside Me or-a whatever you CHUMPS say!

thats right its the new WARIO PIZZA order WARIO PIZZA from your local WARIO PIZZA we have one location and WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU WHERE! plus if you visit today you'll get a FREE WALUIGI PIZZA! seriously i dont want these things

wario@warts.bsky.social

whatsa even the point anymore