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(to my friend Puss E. Cat) what’s up bitch

67 is happening to me right now. 67. 67!!!!!!

@waterslap.bsky.social you're in charge of the punishment chamber, and the delighting enrichment ward too. Split your time as you see fit

just got out of early voting and they gave me a sticker that says “I Squirted”???

(My Name is Mud voice) My name is SMUD * This tweet brought to you by the Sacramento Municipal Utility District, the nation's sixth-largest community-owned, not-for-profit electric service provider, supplying power to roughly 1.5 million people across Sacramento County and parts of Placer County

Italians are obsessed with sauce!

if weezer made the pork and beans music video today they’d have put hawk tuah in there instead of numa numa

we're going down down in a earlier round, and sugar my name is now jabberjaw !

jabberjaw9000*****

dont call me jojo anymore. my new name is JABBERJAW

doing the sit in your car with in n out on your lap and listening to health challenge #SitInYourCarWithInNOutOnYourLapAndListeningToHealthChallenge

Right now kafkaesque shit is happening to me on the toilet

"adding nikki to fortnite completely misses the point of the movie!" grow up. the average fortnite character has participated in at least one genocide

Nikki in fortnite? more like Nikki in don't forget to go to the polls!!!

toilet bowl opens, poop goes in. can’t explain that!

prostating myself before my proctologist

in "garfield: one more day" odie gets hit by a car, garfield bargains with the devil to bring him back in exchange for erasing his marriage with jon arbuckle. highly controversial among the garfield fan community

going through weezer's discography after i stopped listening in 2008 because i was so hyped for the red album affter make believe but pork and beans sucked so much i didnt even listen. red album is actually pretty solid. pork and beans doesnt even suck

here's every strip in the comic for the time being. nose finger 12/24/25

this joebox shit isn’t a game to me

i be listening to blackgaze with my dick out !

my doctor doesn’t even tell me to use my cpap anymore he just looks at me like this

my white feminine baby is saying some real ficked up things about the economy

Im inventing a digital lock that beeps yes whenever you get the right number

I need to mage a mistake

my new name is Shigeru

at home in bed listening to Møl with my floppy meat out

I brought colored pencils and paper to the car wash to keep my 6yo occupied but she was fake crying because I wouldn’t let her watch videos on my phone so I told her to draw a picture of herself crying but for some reason she drew Danzig crying

He retired in August due to his health.

is the my bangers feed back yet

who saved this

i think tinashe and i could be very happy together. i just need to learn how to be a human being

you like fall. And you’re a witch? That’s awesome. I’ve never met a girl like you before

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On February 7, 2012, Brian Peppers, my friend, died. He fucking died.

summoning redemption

america makes me SICK… just found out about “the california WASIANS”…

they’re digging in my butt in twin chat. also I’m Chinese still

I’m over 70s boobs. From now on, i am Chinese

70s boobs, reach down my throat, you filthy bird that’s all i need!!

My name is rio and i dancing on the sand

Does this to you

the 70s boobs community will not look back at your cowardice, disdain, and inaction kindly