Wayne Out West

Give me four versions of yourself

[Voice of Donald Trump] "Find me 11,780 illiterate Alaskan Republicans!!! Just find them! I don't care if you have to go to Mississippi to find them!..."

"... let you down! President Donald J T..." And upon typing those last words, He collapsed into a flood of tears against his gold satin pillows! The End

Because the textbook sociopaths who run Hollywood do not understand what makes something funny. They understand horror.

Sometimes, finding the perfect handbag just makes the outfit work!!!

Trump makes excuses for why he will be "in the area" of Epstein Island, because he is curious to see what the new tenant has done with it...

Vote as if Trump is on the ballot!!! LOL Remind Trump that everything depends on him, and he must double the number of rallies through midterms! If not,... he will look weak. (Then we watch.)

I think this country is inching closer to finding out, The Trump Corruption Family has used the entire treasury as a general slush fund. They aren't keeping receipts or tracking payments!!! This is all out theft of any kind they can think of, before they are forced to stop!!! Make them stop.

Attention: The person you have suspected of being a scumbag for a very long time, Has publicly confirmed everything you ever thought,... And very much more! Thank you for your attention, at this time.

Remember back when he would tell dirty stories to young boyscouts? Way back in the days before he went completely insane. Those days are over.

Attending a fabulous town hall meeting in the Tower District! Discussing how safety should be handled in the nightclub area. Let's hope cool tempers prevail.

In the words of the late Zsa Zsa Gabor,... "I hate dot kvween!!!"

Yesterday, someone said that JD Vance grew a beard to keep from looking exactly like John Wayne Gacy. Let's take a look... (Yikes!!!)

This is being offered as a documentary...

25 seconds of hiking with... My Husband!!! And, Everything he knows about backpacking. youtube.com/shorts/bskIi...

Only a letter off. Unless it's Alfred Glichcock.

The dog is showing regrets. The Guilfoyle has enough botox that emotion can only be signaled by text message emoji. Someone save that dog!

Money, power, and position! The Repubs have everything they ever wanted. Yet,... they still can't figure out why everyone hates them. Maybe more makeup would help? (They all wear it, now.)

It is a problem of logistics. Donald wants to do it at his Doral country club &hotel,... And Vladimir wants to do it on 5th Ave. Allegedly...

Imagine how terrifying it would be for a child to wake up from an afternoon nap and,... This is the first thing they see!!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!

A+ Fresno State fan shot

Here is what is happening in my neighborhood,... And the local police didn't cave in to ICE, until they were finished with the scene. Handcuffed, on the ground, drunk. youtu.be/0QVN7q0yTlY?...

Are the skin grafts made from old foreskins??? I am judging based on the results...

They know this will be the end of their frat party, so they have decided to go all out...

How I arrived on Bluesky... After Twitter was sold and it began to become (more) sketchy...

The Department of Road Safety at Tesla Motors...

How are cities being held hostage by these nuisance vehicles?? Why can't the police tow them away when they become a nuisance??? There must be a reason!!

THIS!!! This is exactly the kind of mocking I can really get behind!!!...

The idea of "infinite personalized music" means a lot of nothing. No passion, or heart. No meaning to an artist. No connection to the listener. Who actively seeks this?

"Someone has to speak the truth,"... Then the truth abruptly stopped!!! (Must be those "feckless Dems" we've heard about.)

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

How I imagine people view my posts...

The "Technical Issue" was carefully programmed into the website, so that it would issue the technically programmed issue due at the programmed time. (With technicalities.)

Dear Men, Why are you spending your time explaining things to women,... women that you previously claimed would never be able to understand? You are a fool the moment you start, and this is from following your own logic...

Time is running out, and the walls are closing in... He is becoming desperate and grasping at straws... He can't turn to a friend, because he doesn't have one... The Whitehouse is about to become a nut house...

"I am but skin & bones..."

In today's political inventory... We have had a member of the administration who shoots family pets. A member of the administration who plays with numerous dead animals. And now the FBI wants to change the qualifications to join,.. to include beastiality. Is there anything else I forgot???

This man is saying what many of us are thinking. Corruption. youtu.be/UIuMPEu-_dU?...

Corporations are NOT people. Corporations are NOT people. Corporations are NOT people.

During the meeting...

I don't know what's going on but it looks like "someone" needed EXTRA ABSORBENT PULL-UPS FOR BIG DICTATORS. (She might as well carry a litter box, too. Geeez.)

Two years ago, Dems agreed with Reps and a bill was ready to solve immigration problems. (Below) Trump stopped it. He wanted to run for president on that issue, but would sign it after he was elected. We saw what he did next. Now he dangles $5000 over our heads... share.google/uNB5tZMukLXP...

Seems to be written by someone who has no hope of ever having sex again, And wants something to blame.

I believe that the reason no one wants to investigate... The Mossad, Russian intelligence, CIA, FBI, MI5, & others have been using information gained by surveillance. This would expose too many world spy networks. Then... there's who was being blackmailed. Etc. Etc.

Ask them to meet up, and then take pictures... Like Chris Hansen would do!!! share.google/J6AMh9BgSrnr...