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Castle Wolfenstein looking VNC screen.

When you run out of baseball player names: @brendelbored.bsky.social

Out here on the range I never expected an orange cat would steal my lasagna. If only I knew that cat’s name I would shout it out loud in exasperation.

Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.

Guilfoyle email auto-responder: I am out of the office. If you are emailing me about an illegal criminal conspiracy, remember what we said at the last big all hands meeting: use signal for all our illegal conspiracy chat. Bribery funds can be paypal'd or venmo to my government email account.

This guy is so pissed. But it is also the best part of his day, he gets to yell at Garfield. “Can’t you read the sign you silly cat? This is an art exhibition. No cats allowed!”

Should be a NY Times pitchbot post, just needs a line at the bottom: Here is why all that is bad for Dems election prospects.

Godzilla met with skyscrapers today to discuss future plans. Godzilla discussed the merits of helping the skyscrapers to be horizontal in the near future!

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The look when you just know your co-host is going to give the movie the wrong number of bags of popcorn.🍿

That feeling when the movie is right on the verge, what’s it going to be 4 bags of popcorn or 5?

🎶 I don’t know but I been told, military training though walls never gets old! Sound off, One two, three four,

Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. Thanks. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

@merkley.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov @repdexteror.bsky.social how long will you be silent and allow this terrorist group murder people in the streets?

Right! Just go away already. Remember how prior Presidents didn’t make everything about themselves. Everything, sports, business, entertainment, etc. Just go away for a while, relax. Everything doesn’t need to be centered around the president. It is fucking exhausting.

SMASH THAT WISHLIST BUTTON!! DO IT!!!!! :D

Can’t wait for this to come out! 2027 is a long way off. This one is a ‘buy at full price on release day’ game for me.

RESKEET THIS FOR A LIFETIME OF GOOD KARMA (and one good videogame, to be delivered at some point in 2027) <3

Just like Tina on Bob’s Burgers

What would Dr Moneybags and his wife Miffy at the club think of Cornyn if he voted ‘no‘ on something Trump wanted. The horror! Cornyn, they already kicked you out of the Senate! You’re old news. You ain’t coming back! Kick ol T in the nuts a couple times on the way out!

imgflip.com/i/atv94j All the Rs of Fox and Newsmax tomorrow: Thunderous cheers of Boo-urgum for Doug Burgum started when DJT was on screen at the KnICNs game yesterday. We are not sure why…

What will his final words be? A lie of some sore no doubt? “Remember, I am the best. Cough cough.. Not a loser… Cough cough I… solved …. 372 …. wars … only …. I … could …. do ….. it ….. me……me…”

What will his final words be? “Fake news NBC is saying I am sick. I am the healthiest ever, Obama not half as healthy as I …!”

What will his final words be? “I am not a stupid person. Remember, dumb is spelled with a b ….. don’t …. forget ….. the …… b….. most ….. people ….. don’t know …… ugghh….”

Kid Rock: Why am I here? Bawitdaba? Never let the enemy up jump the boogie ?

At least he has plenty of Amontillado back there!

I have a sinking feeling that someone’s stupid Polymarket or Kalshi bet paid off today. Someone bet $5 that they could get him to go to Graceland during a war that he started and take a tour and sign a guitar. Now that bet paid off some insider $5 million or some outrageous amount.

I know who is a cinch for FIFA WAR PRIZE winner next year.

[0009586] Multiple barons elevated to dukes

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

@pocan.house.gov @baldwin.senate.gov Hi. Retired City of Madison cop here. If I was caught kneeing someone in the face like that, I'd be facing a disciplinary hearing, at the least. Do something.

🇺🇸 MINNEAPOLIS VETERAN: "They are terrorizing the population, in Afghanistan we never wore masks.” (From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social )

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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

The inaugural Yoplait Prize for Peace is being given posthumously to Hulk Hogan. He receives the prize for healing the longstanding rift between Macho Man and Andre the Giant. Many people said it could never be done. He did it. Maybe next year it will go to some other orange liar.

variety.com/2025/film/bo... Rush Hour 4: Rush to Russia Russia Russia The movie takes place in 2015 Russia and the plot is Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker need to prevent the Steel Dossier from getting created. In the movie reality they succeed. Saving a future Prez from embarrassment.

@theanthonydavis.bsky.social @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social How long is the show going to be tomorrow? I figure you guys can do at least 5 hours just about the last 48 hours worth of news! How in the heck do you decide what to cut out??? I’ll be listening, looking forward to it. :)

@duckworth.senate.gov please don’t end the shutdown without fixing the ACA increases. I am an Illinois voter.

@durbin.senate.gov Don’t end the shutdown without fixing the ACA increases for everyone. I am an Illinois voter.

Can’t wait to see the evidence at their trial now, since summary execution failed. There will be a trial with evidence, right?

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Important thread.

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov it's time to start filing state charges against these guys.

Anytime you hear JD say the words “fundamentally” or “ultimately” get ready, a big pile of bullshit is coming next. 💩💩💩 Extra big if he tries to smile and sell it, like real real big.💩💩💩💩💩💩

There's only 6 days left for the Kickstarter with less than 50% funded! It's a big stretch, but any exposure for the game will be good in the long run 🐦 #indiegame #videogames #gamedev #roguelike #Kickstarter