Daisy

When I talk to people who vote differently than me I try to find common ground to start from. Right now hatred of billionaires is that common ground. How out of touch does a politician have to be to think their constituents would unite under the common goal of "protect billionaires"? This is weird

I saw a metaphor today. Three men huddled under the awning of a locked church while the rain poured down. They said their camp in the woods had been flooded.

We need more movies and shows about the labor movement and what it took to earn protections we take for granted.

Knock it off. This is how we ended up here. Everyone I knew assumed Hillary would win, so they didn't bother to vote. We don't call elections until they're over. Don't do this and stfu about "blue waves" until after the election.

I think Joe owes me a tank of gas because his book was way too good. Every time I got home from work I had to keep circling the block because I didn't want to stop listening. This is the best book I've listened to in a very long time. Good job, Joe!

Sometimes when our kids do something kinda awful, it makes an opening for a deep intimate conversation about intentions, impact and empathy. Also, he's grounded until he unfucks the situation and I have no idea how he's going to do that. I told him changed behavior and an apology is a good start.

Sometimes there's a crisis that happens on a child's birthday. Once we had to reschedule my daughter's birthday party due to a hurricane. Once it passed, we partied. Can we please reschedule America 250 for three years from now due to a fascism that will pass soon?

It sucks that they make us pay for stadiums that we will never be able to afford tickets to.

My son just told me that when the sun never set on the British Empire, the sun also never rose on the British Empire and I'm left deep in thought.

I sometimes wonder if my feelings about AI are like people over 100 years ago ranting about the evils of cars and electricity. Maybe I'm crazy. Then I look around and think, "maybe they were right."

My face lit up when I realized she wasn't MAGA. She said, "I knew you weren't MAGA right away. You said kind things." I need no further compliments ever. I'm really glad I don't give any MAGA vibes. I always feel like i fit the demographic so I'm afraid people will assume I am.

"Mom, have you ever heard of Apollo 13? What happened?" "Some astronaut's shuttle broke down in space and they had to figure out how to fix it in order to get home and not die in space. And Tom Hanks was there"

I think we should all wear full on formal wear on the day it finally happens.

My local news just did an article on the SAVE act about what documents you'll need to vote. There were so many "Nu-uh's" that I think MAGA might be disenfranchising themselves.

Last week, I saw my first (and second) measles cases ever. Vitamin A and beef tallow weren't helping them.

Honestly, guys, I don't think she's that interested. Her running away is a good sign that you should leave her alone

My son just asked what menopause is and his little sister just told him its puberty but for old ladies. I was formulating an answer that would have been way more complicated but there were no more questions.

My new favorite thing when someone uses the term "woke" in a derogatory manner is to innocently ask, "What does the word 'woke' mean?"

It's been perfect for helping me quit kratom. I've mixed it with kratom powder gradually over a year, until there's no more kratom in my matcha. I started drinking kratom in 2016, when someone told me it was a nice tea that helps you feel nice. Kratom did help me feel nice; its an opiate imitator.

Can I request that no one show me anymore videos of RFK Jr or Kid Rock's bare chests? They're gross and remind me of the time my ex's drunk step dad tried to kiss me. Their bare chests are giving drunk step dad vibes. They're gross and weird.

My algorithms are all screwed up. My 13 year old nephew watches my YouTube in another state, my sister uses one of my streaming services, I have 4 kids logged in. "WHO'S WATCHING MURDER SHOWS?!? oh your Auntie, I guess that's ok." Its nice to see my nephew isn't in the "manosphere" We share here

I rarely think biblical answers help people but he could try, "give all you have to the poor..."

Get yourself a based elderly neighbor. She has dinner with our family often because cooking is difficult when you're elderly. Tonight she told me about how she's ready to fight for her neighbors. It's adorable and incredibly inspiring. I love this lady. Everyone should have someone like her.

My coworker got employee of the month but I told her I wouldn't trade shifts unless she gave me her certificate, so she did. I'm employee of the month now, right? RIGHT?!? #NobelPeacePrize

If any artist is forced, they need to malicious compliance the heck out of it. If they normally play the cello, instead sing, badly, about how it's fascism. If you normally sing, butcher a cello on stage, or better yet, bring a violin and make it screech. I love malicious compliance.

My job has been using Palantir AI software to write the schedule. Some nights every single nurse is scheduled. Other nights it thinks one nurse can handle the entire ER. The wildest part for me is that when it messes up, everyone just sort of shrugs and says, "it's AI, can't do anything about it."

Here's the thing I'll add to this: if they get away with this, do you really think they'll stop at "democratic" cities? Nope, they're coming to every city eventually. We can't let them do this. If LA, DC and Portland aren't safe from martial law, nobody is safe.

When they arrive at my hospital I'm going to tell them that the person they're looking for is in MRI right now. Go right in, sir, those no metal signs don't apply to law enforcement. I don't care if the MRI is damaged.

I told my young coworker tonight that it's no longer Republicans and Democrats, it's Nazis and not Nazis. All our disagreements need to be put aside until we take care of our Nazi problem.

If I were an elementary school music teacher, I'd make the kids sing all the verses to "This Land Was Made for You and Me" by Woody Guthrie

I thought I was okay, I went to #bjj to try to burn off my rage the way I do, maybe I'd have been chill but on the way home I saw a #cybertruck and found myself screaming, "fucking Nazi!" As I leaned out the window with my middle finger up. What am I going to do?

Everything we now face is something we have already overcome. Some guy on #TikTok said it. It's true

So #TikTok is back #thanksObama

I own absolutely nothing. I'm drowning in student loans and medical debt. My credit score is abhorrent. There's nothing in my bank account. Why exactly should I be worried about China having my data? What exactly are they going to do to me anyway? #tictok #redbook