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Fuking humans, man

You got it fuked up like dope that ain't been cooked right.

U know who used to do the Trump dance? Don King

Gas was .78c/gal when I was born in this shithole.

a nation terrified of clowns. Simmer the fuk down because we ain't shit.

Its 2026 bitch, nobody's scared of the KKK

Got a hit of dopamine off the protesters @ Bessent hearing

It doesn't matter how smart any system is as long as a dummy is operating it.

There's a thin brown line between diarrhea and a cleanse

POTUS is a toddler on molly.

When we exit voting boots, they're gonna need yellow tapes up. #mothafuckCollins

RIP Hayden Panettiere

What do u reckon happens in a mind of a dog that just raided a plate of spicy food?

EMT is the abortion and ride share is the condom.

If you're buying what Rick Jackson is selling, your ma should've swallowed you.

Every single one of Trumps puppets will get off that wagon right before it comes down crashing and conveniently plead ignorance. you cunty Christians forgive them; most/some of us will never forgive nor forget. And your grandma was a hoe

"In America, the supreme court is stopping women from aborting fetuses. They don't feel, they haven't got hearts, they're brainless, yet some how, the supreme court are in charge" --Jimmy Carr

"Its lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous."

You know who else is pretty good with smearing shit? Primates. Fuck Jackson

Of course Christian's are the fucking worst

Fuck Delta airlines

#bigbanggang

U know that thing you pray to and sacrifice shit for? Yeah that thing, fuck it

Your entire state is just a Walmart parking lot

Edward B Allen was a nasty human being

The nationwide diarrhea issue has nothing to do with taco bell and everything to do with the nations sorry ass excuse of a gut.

Fuck thy church; all of them. If thou felt a tight knot on the first sentence, Fuck ye too.

@marcmaron.bsky.social predicted the madness on 'end times fun'.

Keep talking shit about Argentina

If you think Tyler Perry is picking the funeral tab out of the goodness of his heart, just end it.

Most of you mothafukas should have pulled the fuk out

Save the whales and harpoon the white trash

Them cunts are crooked as a DIY haircut

Fuck Israel

The farewell episode of HBO's 'an almost history of america' cost me a cup of Joe and a keyboard.

I'm not celebrating shit in this goddamn country

facetime is home invasion vibes

I guess Hormuz is the reason my oil change doubled?!

I'm on top of the food chain, bitch. please don't insult me with a canine

Theo von can't pronounce shit to save his life

Runoff, bitch

Every dog owned has been here

Ron Shinnick's a hoe

There's a surprise underneath and you're not gonna like it

can't we all just put our differences aside and ride a united front to fuck China?

Fuck a "seize fire", I hope Ukraine keeps pounding them with no lube.

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