Weispaints

Every 4th of July weekend I like to reflect on all the corporations I helped get rich in the following year. Because this great nation is in that’s set up for rich corporations and poor unhealthy people. God bless corporations and god bless their shareholders.

Some of y’all didn’t blackout in a field with your friends in high school and it shows… bunch of squares, dorks, and virgins on the internet I swear.

Some of you on your Instagram stories there’s a reason I don’t see your face in person everyday shit the fuck up!

No matter what podcast I listen to there’s always a point where I learn too much about the host and I hate them…

When Kanye was hitting that same note for like a full minute in the beginning of “Runaway” we should have known something was wrong… Ding ding ding dong (repeat)

It’s time for the Stedman book he needs his time in the spotlight.. I want to call him an inspiration for sitting in his ass and spending Oprah’s money. He’s so strong for doing that such a loyal partner Oprah couldn’t have done it without him. He’s an equal partner.

I read a comment on Instagram that said Pablo Picasso’s mistresses were icons.. Now I’m sure they were fine in their own right. But fucking an icon doesn’t make you an icon. Like saying Yoko Ono is an icon for fucking John Lennon.. come on now. Is Stedmen an icon for giving it to Oprah?

The Bear is just like what if we made working in a restaurant seem as stressful as being a doctor or working at the pentagon.

Some of the least interesting videos on the internet are dudes on a bike in the city complaining about traffic or bike lane bullshit. Why do these videos exists? Bunch of bike Karens out there..

People with outie belly buttons are in appropriate… stop pointing that thing at me!

Today I leaned Dodge motor company is the reason capitalism in America sucks.

Who the fuck is Big Balls and if I’m reading my grandkids text book in 20 years and it mentions Big Balls I’m going to be fucking furious.

Are millennials winning for most wars per decade per generation. We’re at 3 right now.

Can we send the ICE agents to Iran first, they seem ready to go?

I feel like I’ve been driving my thermostat like a ship captain in the Bering Straight. “10 degrees up, the system is overheating 78 now! Coils are freezing hit the fans, hit the fucking fans!!!! We need hot air through the system. Hold hold hold hold alright MAX COOL go go go go go go!!”

I like how most health advice at least in the US is just how not die while being completely sedentary because that’s what most people’s jobs require them to do. If we just didn’t sit at a desk 8 hours a day we’d all be fine.

Calling it now if Trump starts WWIII AOC will be president next term..

Where do you watch the World Cup on your TV?

No one can convince me that Charlie XCX isn’t just messy Lorde and everyone knows messy Lorde is Stan Marsh.

One of the funniest things you can do to someone from the UK is ask them about what countries are in the UK. Then when they finish you say oh so you mean England, Scotland, and Ireland are like states like we have in the US. Their brain will explode in rage.

Disney’s original Tomorrowland predicted that TWA, hypothetical a branch of of the now bankrupt Trans-Atlantic Airlines, would have commercial flights to the moon in 1986. #progress

It’s used to mean if you were on tv that you were somehow better than others at something.. Now we have shows like Love after Lockup

You know how rollercoasters have height limits? Social media comments sections should require IQ limits. Like sure you can comment but first do some 6th grade level algebra.

I’ll pay Valve extra money for a steam deck without the trackpads and a normal controller layout

My new theory is we’re reliving the WWII timeline. Decades of destabilization in an area overseas is reaching a boiling point. Tons of fear mongering and isolationism. The wealthy are trying to over take the nation. We’re about to get a 3 letter president who saves the day… AOC! AOC! AOC!

A lot of you conflate internalized anxiety with real world fear and it’s beyond annoying. Get off your fucking phones losers.

You know what Trump cares about money… You know when the US makes the most money when we’re at war… Get ready to fight guys! youtu.be/eRl6-bHlz-4?...

Trumps going to send us all to war.. youtu.be/eRl6-bHlz-4?...

#nokings

At this point the funniest and maybe best protest would be if we just say there is a protest in a different city every day when there is not and we force Trump to bankrupt the country sending the National Guard around in circles to different cities..

The Spanish complaining about tourists from the Americas is BOLD given that entire country is still coasting on the wealth stolen by men like Cortez from the Americas…

White DJs be wild calling that shitty dubstep riddim… Riddim is associated with Dancehall music from Jamaica and only Jamaicans say Riddim because it patois for rhythm. Bunch of white DJs on Instagram playing shitty dubstep beats screaming about riddim smh

There’s a certain age you reach where you care more about if someone has heard a song from the past vs a brand new one.. Your reaction is the same to both though.. oddly.

I take it back they were working on making iPadOS “somewhat MacOS” #wwdc

Stop remaking Evernote..

Do people still work on the actual products released each year at Apple #wwdc Second year in a row I’m like is most of the company working on something else?

Social media is entering the era Google entered in 2010ish where no matter what you do it will lead to porn. Followed a hiking account for years randomly today it’s 3 women bent over in revealing yoga pants “trying” to start a fire.. Why internet why?!?!?

When you post something on social media then a random person just starts like arguing with themselves in your comment section…

It’s like the same thing three times

Nerds get madder at nothing more than some media made for children… Whether it’s Super Hero’s, Nintendo, Star Wars, you name it. There will be a 30+ year old man with an opinion about it for no reason.

I heard Trump doesn’t even do anything and Melania is the one actually running things..

New York City is now just where rich kids from New Jersey and Connecticut go in their 20s to cosplay 90s sitcom before setting down with someone boring and moving back to the suburbs about a block from where they originally moved to New York City from.

Boomers today cosplaying the fall of the Roman Empire needs to be studied. A bunch of almost dead people who just won’t stop hoarding power in the name of greed. If you’re above 70 no offense but I wouldn’t even take your advice on aging because you suck at that. Retire and gtfo of our way.

iPhone 4s is the best iPhone

If it was warm in Philadelphia all year round it would be the best city in the world. Y’all are lucky the winter is holding us back.

Whenever I hear Charlie XCX say “guess the color of my underwear” in that one song I think, girl you look like you haven’t showered in a month if I had to guess your underwear is slightly off the color it originally was.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: it’s not your job to care about other people feelings. Just don’t be a dick.

How many comedians from Austin does it take to tell a joke about being woke? A lot apparently because they all tell the same recycled hack jokes.

I like how one company owns the entire concert industry. Ticketing, venues, staff, etc. Yet when the government looked into their business practices last year the only thing they said was wrong was hidden fees in prices… What’s the point of a worthless government? This country is run by money.

Advice of the day is, keep life ahead of you. Always chase life. It’s not a race you want to win. The day you view your life as past tense or behind you is the day you start dying.