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im actually in some ways grateful this game is dick and balls so much to the point they dont even do anything with solel (? maybe) after pt1 despite solel Literally being your main character. Because i can imagine anything now and thats more engaging that any writing they have in the game

genuinely every time i look at eshmel im like Sorry for making you white solel you didnt deserve that. i didnt know. Sorry for making you a man when you couldve been a woman i didnt know. I wonder if he was actually chill and liked bugs. dude why isnt he allowed to fuck his WIFE

if nothing else fortunes weave has provided me with pathetic old men who are allowed to have gay sex and Do have gay sex. fabio is pathetic because he wants to fuck someone so bad he cloned her badly 5000 times and then fucks her descendant, solel is pathetic because he is completely brainless

to the point he cant even realize his wife suddenly deciding she loves to abuse him is a sign maybe thats not his wife AND he gets brutally murdered offscreen just for no one to give a fuck, bonaventure is pathetic because he is divorced and obsessed with matchmaking...

benditz is pathetic because just look at him. hes a huge liar and failure at everything and was forced to eat mud when he was 18. he wants to step on a landmine for his country. His first love was a book. His only love is a book. Hes like 60

i unseriously made a tier list of male charas in fefw as like "whose dick suddenly on my tl would i be happiest to see" and its crazy that benditz has jumped in my ranking after recruiting him bc its really awesome how much of an annoying boomer he is while also begging you to stay. And hes critting

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seteth is only a rank btw because i wanted to see his dick in 3h hes not really doing anything for me in fw. fabio is top of s rank because he is the only interesting character right now and a little gay freak (none of this needed explanation)

updated at end of pt1s and having done pt2

rewatched the lighthouse i love problematic abusive old men getting turned into pet dogs and watching them jerk off to fresnel lenses

its so awesome every time wake gets put on the back foot he immediately pulls out the "oh my god youre so crazy you tried to kill me and youre stealing from me whats wrong with you" and does big puppy eyes. Vile experience also my reactions were so diff on a second watch wow

im gonna end up speaking like a man written by a woman in japanese

fortunes weave is making my blood pressure marinate at a disgusting level. i keep thinking about all the absolutely unhinged choices they make. recently had a character spend 5 or 6 lines of fully voiced dialogue explaining something to characters that all knew the info. Bc it needed to get to me

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i think the despair is just hitting like crazy bc i finished didis part 1 and went "ok i will wait to write until i finish more of pt2-pt3! so i know the charas more! pt1 is just the first part after all" What characters they dont matter anymore at all. FUCK EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire emblem you cannot be pretending you care about your story or characters and The Lore when youre doing this. Put the fucking grid map in the bag man i dont even care anymore. I wanted knoll fe8 of all fuckin people ok i can be satiated with just a little food. AS LONG AS WE BOTH KNOW WHAT IT IS

also i cannot believe they thought it would be ok to make four distinct part 1s with groups of characters in which nothing ever happens to negatively impact them despite their rash actions. And then discard them after the part wraps up for your self-made avatar whos been a bird the whole time FUCK

im still absolutely reeling about one route picking up steam in an interesting way because the imminent death of the main chara from overextending herself was causing her to lash out. and then she overextends further than we've ever seen in the last chapter and Nothing Happens At All Shes Fine. What

i have NEVER experienced a story so obsessed with pulling you out of it. this is the most ive ever reacted to scenes with "there is no reason for you to say this except to give me, the player, the information"

rewatching the last few eps of shiki rly making me endeared all over again to tatsumi and seishins relationship (and that tatsumi speaks politely to him...). also i wonder if im thinking too hard or thinking just hard enough to consider the muroi<->moroi link in seishins final episode preview

also i always forget how good the cain and abel ending is and how cute weak and sickly seishin is. Oh my poor booboo

for all fortunes weaves flaws it is allowing me to consider a fail wifeguy whose karma is so bad he was forced to be reborn into a tube-baby-womans body having dissociative lesbian sex with his mecha wife-from-a-past-life while the queen of throwing rocks w her corpse arm draws it in the cuck chair

i like that fabio is a latchkey kid and dietrich is an ipad baby that needs stimulation or he will die. mom and dad are on the moon and wont be coming back. 3000 years of letters left on the fridge saying "Make a bomb" or "Can you be a boy this time" or "Where is nuwa". dietrichs on liveleak

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also if the game doesnt provide more depth to the characters my current standing is this: fabio will not take dietrichs corpse and walk around with it or get off or whatever HOWEVER it would be awesome if he did but it just feels bad and wrong to pilot something so beautiful (cleo: Ok coward)

and he will dissect him to mourn the loss since dietrichs fine with it. We'll see if my opinion changes on this

by the time dietrichs too old to have sex those two will probably have pushed their limits so far that the only way they can get off is if dietrich thinly slices fabio down to the core with answerer over the course of a day and fabio disassembles dietrich n puts him back together again

in the pursuit of rekindling nearly forgotten feelings anacharsis of AGARTHA (acronym) will make quantum estrogen and get really into sex toy design in that timeskip gap between part 2 and 3

love having a kind soul it feels so good to be in a power outage for 12+ hrs but all im thinking is yay theres an estimate now for when itll be fixed rather than being pissed off

and my internet came back almost 12hrs before estimation lets be joyful

girls who love sliding into other peoples limp bodies manan fabio zanza who else. why do i feel like im missing someone big.

feeling my dick get blown off of me hearing jade come from myson rn are you kidding me. STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppppppppppp BRO!

hes giving me cute aggression

fortunes weave is actually pissing me off how its making me care about agarthans. why do i have to learn about what theyve been up to through the damn warriors game i want to think about myson-cleobulus-anacharsis irritating gay hag-queen-queen trio.

is it dietrich pulling apart a creature with answerer and fabio is watching or is it fabio pulling apart dietrich and answerer is watching or is it dietrich pulling apart different-body fabio and original-corpse is "watching" or is it different-body fabio and original-corpse and dietrich is watching

Regardless someone is in the cuck chair and smiling

many thoughts happening about didi just cradling fabios [SPOILER] and then when he comes back hes like That was actually so crazy no wonder periandros said fuck it (<- he keeps thinking about periandros every time like fuckkkkkkkkkk i was so mad at him too im so fucking cringe)

20 Sept

actually let me sum up my fe thoughts so far even more concisely 1) dietrich and fabio will have erotic anesthetic+neuromuscular-blocking vivisection (maybe you can drop the anesthesia) off screen 2) game should have a proper noun database i can refer to

22 Sept

sorry they are actually kissing romantically under the moonlight and frolicking in flowers and actually maybe fabio can just like slither (hah) into dietrichs veins or guts or whatever is that how that works i need some lore actually sorry for complaining about the lore i need the lore now for th

update after finishing dietrich part 1 and seeing the difabi A support: they're still doing the first thing i said but making big booboo eyes at each other and doing it with answerer. and then fabio uses restore and they go get the most insane sweet dessert of all time.

fabio would be one of the strongest characters of all time if they put him in a game that believes the player can read and think about words on a screen. or maybe if i played this when i was 14. i want to see visually how he slides into corpses

he eats bugs and likes drawing plants and has dried out skin and is so happy that he doesnt have to have offspring to use as new bodies though. and he gasps like a maiden experiencing her first love because he is exactly that. and this is his route not dietrichs. And he crit 4 times in a row for me

im deeply endeared by him thinking he is cool and begging everyone else to see it and if you try to leave him as a bird Every Single Time he goes DONT LEAVE ME. and he has no supports and is 60. put his cock on the imax as a humiliation ritual

heres the list btw i forgot abt some of the guys but that means i Really dont care. nuzzuo should go down in ranking now bc he keeps missing 74% chances. useless . also smyrnos should be s rank but he wasnt on the chart

no top 9 shows no top 9 games. top 9 gay ships

i think im coming to terms with a realization that my ship type Is tactician/leader. if youve got gay tactician/leader and a group of men older than the hero who have already been through their big dramatic story then i guess i dont care how shitty it is im eating it

22 Sept

knowing im the only one who started with dietrichs route out of the people i know that have the game makes me feel like everyone in encircling me and pointing and saying GAY and theyre right. what the fuck is any of this route doing aside from gay MAN SEX. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the

21 Sept

new fe update is i genuinely got the ick recruiting someone new because he is 5+ levels above me and a higher tier class and no map even has enough slots for him to come in unless i kick someone else out. and he doesnt support with Anyone i have

21 Sept

meanwhile the guy i got before that was suggested and placed in front of me (literally) specifically because he was a bow user i could recruit harmlessly for the upcoming fight. what are we doing dude. that guy didnt even exist before that requirement he exists only to be an easy bow for me

21 Sept

why is this game so "what is your favorite color pick that character" i can do all the supports outside of recruitment too. itd be harder but its possible. hard mode has been kinda difficult tho so maybe i need to focus more in on charas special skills...