Bad Wendy 🟧 📎#Witchtifa

Hi! This Bela Lugosi the Umbrella Cockatoo. He’s a joy and a terror, all at once. We originally thought he was a she until the Vet did a DNA test. When he turns into a rage chicken, there will be blood. /1

I’m having a serious craving for grilled cheese sandwiches. It can be a pain in the ass because I had to toss my teflon frying pans because the fumes apparently kill parrots. 🦜 So, I guess I’ll use the Ninja air fryer. Yum.

WP Exclusive | Hegseth wanted Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. - The Washington Post

The ONLY time that non US citizens receive aid is during an emergency or childbirth. - me, a former MA caseworker

Hopefully, this is a huge nail in Vance’s political coffin

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest? Come on, WH media, do better and back each other!

🎉 @justinjpearson.bsky.social on the council ban getting overturned: “We won in federal court to get our first amendment rights protected.”

Tomorrow, I will have circled the sun 59 times. When I look back, I am amazed that I am still alive! Interesting fact: I have the same birthday as Bela Lugosi - the human one, not the murder chicken that owns me.

Police shooting of 1-year-old Kohen Wiley “was justified,” Mississippi attorney general says - Mississippi Free Press Please make this make sense. How in the actual fuck can a police shooting of a BABY be “justified”?

Bela woke up and chose to shake that thang

One pardoned rioter had been sentenced to 12 years after being convicted of assaulting officers, robbery, obstruction and other crimes. Trump didn't just rewrite January 6. He used presidential power to erase the consequences for the people who committed it.

I can’t be the only person sobbing because I just learned Jackie the Eagle died from bird flu. I’m so damn emotional.

On this day in 1951, Henrietta Lacks passed away from cervical cancer at just 31 years old. Her HeLa cells, taken without her knowledge or consent, went on to transform medical research and contribute to countless breakthroughs. Today, we honor Henrietta by ensuring her legacy are never forgotten.

Happy Heavenly Birthday to Rev. Jesse Jackson! His powerful voice and unwavering commitment to our people helped change America. We are forever grateful for his leadership and sacrifice. Your impact lives on in the hearts and minds of generations of young Black people. Rest In Power!

Any nation that live streams executions is a shithole country.

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

If a bleached asshole was a person it would be Megyn Kelly

Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖

I received some concerning medical info. I thought I was having some really painful earaches. Yeah, no. CT scan ordered immediately. If you are able, please send positive vibes. I will forever be grateful to those of you that have been so kind.

Most important emotional right of passage

Omg hahahaha, you freaking dumbass Sen. John Kennedy, R-La., said in a separate “Meet the Press” interview that he is considering a run for president in 2028.

I think that this is going to get really fucking ugly in a few weeks when freezing temps hit. Don’t forget that this administration gutted LIHEAP and people will die because they can’t afford heating oil. ‘Winter is coming’

Excellent article by @kschake.bsky.social in Foreign Affairs. FA has limited articles available each month without cost to the reader. They only require an email address. Definitely worth your time to go through the quick sign-up process, if only to read this.

I’m going to guess that the snoring by Christa Pike in the execution room was probably agonal respiration. It’s pretty grotesque that they transported her by ambulance to the ER for lifesaving efforts.

Scoop — I've ID'd the two men sitting behind Sen. Eric Schmitt during his botched attack on Jack Smith this morning. Ethan Harper (left) is Chief Counsel to Schmitt, and Andrew Ceonzo (right) is Counsel to Schmitt and the Senate Judiciary Committee.

I’m spoiled rotten

Flaming weasels have entered the chat (I can’t stop laughing)

Don't have the raw data, but sounds about right.

When I was little, I had earaches and infections that hurt so bad that I would non-stop scream. They put tubes in my ears and problem solved. Not a single earache in 50 years. Today, I woke up with one and holy fucking shit- this really, really hurts. ENT appointment for next week!

GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Check out the two urbane gentlemen on the right 💙

Near Selkirk, Scotland

Folks, we can NOT take this for granted. Remember that we heard this when the Orange Idiot ran against @hillaryclinton.bsky.social Everyone needs to do their part and VOTE! apple.news/A7JWESvpIQh2...

Flashers, streakers and mooners – the long history of revealing all - Who Do You Think You Are? Ok, tell the truth. Have you ever gone streaking?

No, seriously. What the actual fuck? Someone needs to get a handle on that idiot.

24 more days to register to vote in PA. #StelsonforCongress

Truth.

He’s such a photo bomber