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Rex attempts to bury the truth. He hides Ed’s recommendation that the fallen tree should be looked at in a hole that has appeared under the roots of another large and rather diseased looking tree. #TheArchers 1/2

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Keira pushes her luck. It’s second half term, she tells Eddie, so she doesn’t need to go to school and can spend all her time in the Grundy Community Orchard or bothering Amber. #TheArchers 2/2

Will actually asked a sensible question. Why does this matter to Martyn? #TheArchers

I thought Justin look after the Rewilding for Borsetshire Land, not Martyn. #TheArchers

“Please go round and tidy up the Rewilding. It’s all looking a bit uncultivated.” #TheArchers

So it was a rewilded tree! #TheArchers

Number 1 The Green in need of a spruce? Isn’t it a bit early for a Christmas tree? #TheArchers

Ed makes an unsettling discovery. While making safe the standing part of the tree that fell on Vince, he finds axe marks where the trunk split from the roots, along with a handkerchief which he recognises as belonging to Freddie. #TheArchers 1/2

A bombshell is dropped at the Maliks. Akram acquired it from a local arms manufacturer with the aim of stress testing Tom’s new greenhouse. It slips out of his hands but luckily doesn’t go off. #TheArchers 2/2

Storm. That’s going to be weird in 15 years’ time when he starts to speak. #TheArchers

I am gutted that Tom’s greenhouse survived the storm. #TheArchers

Non-gendered and to do with nature… Ferret. #TheArchers

If these are cider apples they won’t make for edible pies or crumbles. #TheArchers

Running into a collapsing building without a thought of her safety sounds more like foolishness than bravery. #TheArchers

If the turkeys (Turkiyës?) are back in the pole barn then it can’t have been the source of the rubble that landed in the road several miles away. Just sayin’. #TheArchers

Eddie’s met his match: a wet Wednesday in Rhyl? #TheArchers

Akram faces disappointment. Tom’s new greenhouse does all the work he used to do, so he is going to have to join Tracy in Team New Cheese. #TheArchers 1/2

A decision is reached for the Grundys. George and Amber are going to call the baby Crispin Crispian Agincourt Grundy-Gordon in honour of today’s date. #TheArchers 2/2

There’s unexpected news for one resident. Three extra bundles of the Borsetshire Echo have been delivered to the village shop. Susan is thrown into a complete panic. #TheArchers 1/2

Pip offers reassurance. Don’t worry Auntie Elizabeth, I know that Vince has lost his you-know-what as a result of the accident, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a full and happy relationship with him. After all, Stella and I are doing fine without either of us having one. #TheArchers 2/2

Using cider apples for cakes and crumbles would be a bit challenging. #TheArchers

“I saw two houses with roofs exposed, but they belong to Silents, so who gives a fuck?” #TheArchers

Time to rewind the community orchard. #TheArchers

“Rewild” obvs. #TheArchers

“I thought you came back a changed man.” I see what you did there. #TheArchers

The big question: is it still Sunday? #TheArchers

Ben attempts to make a difference. “Even though there’s a new Josh that has a voice that is closer to mine, I’m the one that doesn’t sound whiny and resentful, while he’s the one with the suspiciously buff actor photo.” #TheArchers 1/2

Eddie surveys the damage. “That orangery is a real mess, Elizabeth, but tell you what, for a reasonable fee I will clear away all the rubble - don’t you mind where I dump it - and in its place I’ll lay you a very nice patio, ready for next summer.” #TheArchers 2/2

Only half past six? That means that they can get back to Lower Loxley in time to listen to Sunday’s episode of #TheArchers.

Keira, Henry and Khalil all taken out by another tree. Is this The Revenge of the Rewilding? #TheArchers

Zainab can help by hopping on her moped and going to see Vince. #TheArchers

So it’s all Chelsea’s fault. The Horrobin DNA comes to the fore at last. [ducks and runs for cover] #TheArchers

Ambulance can’t get there, fire engine can’t get there, but David can in his car. #TheArchers

He’s alive. Or he was, a few minutes ago. #TheArchers

Harrison tries to maintain order. He arrests Keira for being a Grundy and, when he finally arrives, Josh for being, well, Josh. #TheArchers 1/2

Will history repeat itself for David? He gets back to Brookfield to find The Dream of Gerontius playing on the stereo. #TheArchers 2/2

Did we know that the rewilding was that close to Lower Loxley? #TheArchers

Pearl? Is she a singer? Does she stand up when she plays the piano in the nightclubs and the bars? #TheArchers

“Nobody’s answering.” “That’s because everybody hates you for not turning up for the wedding.” #TheArchers

Lily’s putting “wet floor” signs out. Probably because Freddie is being a complete drip. #TheArchers

It’s Josh. Exactly who you would want in a crisis. #TheArchers

“I even thought you were dead.” Whereas we just hoped so. #TheArchers

We’re still in yesterday. I am discombobulated. #TheArchers

One resident finds themselves in a desperate situation. The roads are all blocked with falling trees so while Pip does some farming stuff, Stella is stuck at home with Rosie. #TheArchers 1/2

There’s a shock for Ruth. She opens one of her sheds and discovered that it’s full of they turkeys from Grange Farm. #TheArchers 2/2

I think that the tree falling on Chelsea is a warning from the editor to the cast not to kick up rough about moving the recording of #TheArchers out of Brum. Nobody is irreplaceable…

It’s Jethro Larkin all over again. #TheArchers

Debris or dead body? #TheArchers

Chelsea, you had one job… #TheArchers