Craig Church

Craig Church

@whatcraigwrote.com

He/him. Overactive imagination since '87. Helping make movies at ILM. Portland Trail Blazers and Golden State Valkyries enjoyer. Short fiction in Cast of Wonders, Escape Pod, and more. visualpostcard.cc whatcraigwrote.com letterboxd.com/lucky_rabbit

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Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social

Angel Reese: “Honestly, I think for me, like I'm still trying to figure out how to play through the physicality. I mean, a lot of us are getting fouled, and they're not calling you, or we're talking to the ref after, and they're saying, "Oh, we'll get you next time." So it is a little frustrating.”

Craig Church
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Imagine owning 42% of the W and kneecapping that investment's growth like this.

Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social

I don’t think the game could have been at Gateway that’s not a real option but the NBA needed to move that game

Craig Church
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This is also just me being craven and assuming Silver won’t reschedule a NBA game for monetary reasons. From a “right thing to do” perspective this is indefensible.

Craig Church
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A potentially deciding game with a midweek, 9:30am local time tip is INSANE. Queue up the Yakety Sax for this clown-ass decision.

Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social

Valkyries vs Dream Game 6 will be at 12:30pm eastern at State Farm Arena, according to ESPN

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Meghan L. Hall@itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social

Here’s the 2026 All-WNBA teams: FIRST TEAM: A’ja Wilson Olivia Miles Kelsey Mitchell Breanna Stewart Caitlin Clark SECOND TEAM: Paige Bueckers Jackie Young Angel Reese Rhyne Howard Shakira Austin

Craig Church
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Sens rolled Brady, Valks got rolled brutally. Up to Dame and co. to tip the balance into positivity 🙏

Craig Church@whatcraigwrote.com

Valks finals game 3, Blazers opener, Brady returns to Ottawa. Potential for some high highs and low lows within my sporting soul tonight.

Craig Church
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Valks finals game 3, Blazers opener, Brady returns to Ottawa. Potential for some high highs and low lows within my sporting soul tonight.

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Mark Harris
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Silly to treat Digger, of all movies, as the great test case. the last chance for audiences to prove that they will embrace an original movie not based on existing IP. I guess Sinners and Weapons and Marty Supreme and Obsession never happened. It's fine for a movie to be a divisive flop. It happens!

The Hollywood Reporter@thr.com

Amid Digger‘s box office bomb, Ben Affleck is warning that those who are celebrating the film’s poor performance could instead lead to “a bunch of shitty homogenized movies.”

bit.lyBen Affleck Warns ‘Digger’ Box Office Bomb Will Lead to “A Bunch of Sh***y Homogenized Movies”Amid Digger‘s box office bomb, Ben Affleck is warning that those who are celebrating the film’s poor performance could instead lead to “a bunch of shitty homogenized movies.”
Craig Church
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just like when I'm sequestered in my office for a writing sesh

Kerith Burke@kerithburke.bsky.social

The loud sounds of Knuck if You Buck are coming through the closed door at Valkyries practice.

Craig Church
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If Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead.

CalMatters@calmatters.org

Gavin Newsom backs measure to kill the billionaire tax and ban future wealth taxes Gov. Gavin Newsom isn't just fighting the billionaire tax. He's backing Prop. 42, which would ban future wealth taxes in California, too.

cal.newsGavin Newsom backs measure to kill the billionaire tax and ban future wealth taxesGov. Gavin Newsom isn't just fighting the billionaire tax. He's backing Prop. 42, which would ban future wealth taxes in California, too.
Craig Church
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GABBY COME HANG OUT AT LUCASFILM WE ARE SUPER COOL AND CHILL YOU CAN DRINK FROM THE BEVI MACHINE IT HAS MULTIPLE FLAVORS

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Craig Church
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Haven’t had a team I care about in a postseason with expectations in quite a while. Forgot what this kind of anxiety felt like.

Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social

how are Valks fans feeling pregame??

Craig Church
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if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead

Karl Bode@karlbode.com

paramount specifically thanks him in their settlement announcement, and multiple independent reports indicate he applied pressure to settle the entire way

mediaite.comGavin Newsom Bristles at Blowback From Left-Wing Critics That He Forced a Deal With Paramount: ‘I Didn’t Pressure Anybody!’Newsom remarks come amid fierce blowback from critics within the Democratic Party over Paramount's settlement.
Craig Church
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if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead

Mother Jones@motherjones.com

Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have prohibited future governors from handing over abortion providers, helpers, and patients to red states for criminal prosecution. The bill also barred extraditions involving transgender care.

motherjones.comNewsom vetoes bill that would ban extraditions for abortion and gender-affirming careCalifornia’s pro-repro rights governor rejects a key protection that 18 blue states have enshrined into law.