What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now?

Me and my regular groups who like my posts

For a second I was really excited thinking Lego greenlit my suggestion for a Murder by Death set

After this Aragorn went on to form the band The Guess Who under his stage name, Burton Cummings

While I wish William Shatner no ill will I’m more than a little sad that Walter Koenig died before he could take a leak on Bill’s headstone

Kash is empathetic, creative and an animal lover

Anthropic just announced it lost $80 billion in the first half of this year yet it’s still expected to have on of the biggest IPOs in history CAPITALISM IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Favorite film in haiku — A long walk taken A fellowship of heroes Samwise saves the world

Too many tech/podcast bros think they’ll be the badass main characters of a FPS game like Resident in the event of an apocalypse and too few realize they’ll be the first NPCs eaten by the hellhounds or mutants

BREAKING: Trump and His Deranged Goons Are Breeding Monsters—Hellhounds—in Latest Confirmation They Are Cartoonishly Evil I hope every supposedly religious person who votes for Donald Trump has to explain in the afterlife how it was Christian to vote for the guy with hellhounds.

Shamonda? The world is going to end in a pandemic from a virus that sounds like a noise Michael Jackson would make?

Is it safe, Charlie Brown?

I was a comedy nerd as a kid and I remember watching this movie. Even sanitized for network TV it made little FreshHell realize that Abbott was an asshole. Disillusionment followed

Ruin a film title by one letter. Star Warts

If I had a nickel for every pants shitting pedophile that says he wants to “eliminate” Democrats I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

Corndog of the Vanities

This reminds me of Fred Willard’s finest performance youtu.be/T7f9xTPI9eo?...

Dear everyone, Get your flu shot. Sincerely, Primary Care Physicians

I disavow the Muslim Brotherhood and the Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 #EmoPhilips

My Uber is here :

Sad to be this paranoid in the Land of the “Free” but I walked my absentee ballot to town hall to place into the ballot box myself today. LFG #BlueWave 🌊🌊🌊🌊

A flying car? Can I use your phone? youtu.be/4Q5xh5EdEaI?...

Drop a film you saw on a first date

Eeking out a win against a winless Flyer team! We’re turning the corner baby! #LGRW

Add “for tax purposes” to a movie title Kill Bill for tax purposes

My Lyft is rr

The special effects of Toho Studios in the 50s and 60s were unmatched

And then she told me she was only 15

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Getting through 2026 be like

Tending today explains a lot

QTP with your favourite Jedi! (wrong answers only)

Gerald Ford senselessly eaten byte wolves today

He’s really going to do this isn’t he

Drop some CUTLERY 🥄🖤🔪

Age yourself with a childhood crush

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?

Finally remembered where I know he from Prancercize! www.google.com/search?q=cra...

Technology peaked with with 3.5 in HD diskettes in 1986

Drop some ghosts

Cranky lunchtime rant: If you show up at a small sandwich shop and order 10 subs without ordering ahead don’t act all surprised at the dirty looks the 15 people in line shoot you as you debate whether one of the orders wanted mustard or mayo.

Finally found a deodorant that might work for me

How I arrived on Bluesky

Has anyone ever seen Hunter Biden and Mike Ness of #SocialDistortion in the same room? I think they’re the same person

What every day feels like after 50

This is how I flirt. (Halloween Edition)

In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? Salem’s Lot 1979 CBS miniseries