wheres_joel

what happened to regular fucking headlights

remembered when a dude was about to get banned in my friend's stream and the last thing they said was something like "yall were cool but fuck joel i hate that mf"

rolling a blunt on the baby changing station in a public bathroom

any baddies wanna come over and manipulate me

fucked up in the crib watching hot sauce reviews

faded at work listening to miley cyrus

answering my phone for any reason ever: ❌️ hopping on a discord call at 3am and yapping for 2 hours about nothing: ✅️

kush got me rewatching the menu

i wish i could give lil peep a big juicy kiss

she's a 10 but she says supposively

huh

i bet elon is a drake fan

nice boundaries bro. mind if i respect them?

oprah flocka flame

the dealer at the poker table turns to me and i fish a tarot card out of my pocket. "change three of those to hearts," i tell him, with an expert flick of my wrist sending The Sun across the table and into another player's stack of chips, scattering them

my feet are gonna be cold for the next 6 months

if u walk slower than me i want you dead

i <3 lying to customers

pictures you can hear

i got the swag and it's pumpin out my ovaries

is lil b on this site

guy that wears biker gang gear and rides a unicycle

at the vape shop asking for the gayest flavor they have

is it drive thrus or drives thru

im trying to break the record for most shits taken at work during one fiscal year

what is it about me that makes ppl stalk me on fortnite

i need to go sit in the work bathroom until my feet fall asleep about this

i want whatever drugs kreayshawn was on when she wrote this

not now mcrib

where are all the good shitposters on here

goddamn this site is horny as hell

first date idea: we code our own twitter clone

we freakin cheekin

kendrick was so real when he said "life ain't shit but a fat vagina"

i want to go to the gathering so bad

"u should talk to her" brother i am so afraid of her i lose sleep

it's so cute when ppl leave me voicemails i haven't checked that shit since like 2016

when im attracted to someone i fantasize about them killing me. doctors say this is healthy and rad

shawty so bad she activate my fight or flight

telling customers im not trained on what they need and that i can't help them is like crack to me. esp when i am trained on it and know exactly how to help

doing real hot girl shit (forgetting to eat for 2 days)

im posting to 7 followers and ill probably never get any more but i can't stop posting it's all i have

who else up at 530am watching videos about pro wrestling lore