Whimsyverse (Christopher Graeme / Chris Winchester)

ConFried Author ❤️🦄🌙🌍 @Glasgowin2024 #TheLastMoonicorn

You know when we make that joke about "That's my new band name!"? Well today I actually started making the list. #NotAkshullyFormingANewBand #ThatsMyNewBandName #BandMames #AlbumNames

I've been writing. You might find it odd for a writer to say that, or to say it with mindful pride – or indeed relief. But not all not-writing is writers' block. (And not not all writing is actually writing.) (And, well, not all _writing_ is _actually writing_.) Buuht aaanyway… I've been writing.

Amazing. This #FüQer actually lied! Who woulda thought? OMG!

Deceptively simple sentences that can be surprisingly difficult to accurately parse, even in context: "I did exercise." [It's adverb day, btw]

I want to take my experience of mentoring intellectually gifted neurodivergent kids (particularly eclectic homeschoolers / unschoolers) to be able to offer more one-to-one online mentoring/eclectic tutoring to high school age students/young adults. Hm. Easier to explain than I expected... #AuDHD

Doing small things. They add up.

Wow 💞—been married 21 years today!, Three whole stints on Faerieland together... and two of those in Actual Middle Earth 🧚‍♂️🌐🧚 Love ya, Nik, My Lovely One xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx

Due to an apparent miscommunication, it is reported that the US President has signed a 'peace treaty' with a gentleman referred to only as 'Davros'. The new Peace Board member brings novel intelligence in bioengineering & 'mobile personal armoured transport potential threat extermination systems'.

There are party throwers, party goers, and party growers... What are you?🎉💥

I forgot that it's quite nice over here.

Tin Hamilton??? Hahahah. The fella's pure gold.

Oh, the movie is called 🎬🎈POP🎈🎬. And it's all Tin Hamilton's fault.

I'm in a movie in 6 days' time. Oh yes. And NZ Equity have let me back in again. The fools! And the premiere has sold out. And the director is a mad genius.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Melted, as Humpty hatched into a hen. [from "Cheese Omelettes at Bedtime", ©1812, by Doggerel Dogg]

Ever just want to say to hell with it and go play mini-golf and eat ice cream with Foo Fighters' Long Road To Ruin blasting out across the crazy little muthafuckin greens as you windmill your putter with three scoop sundae abandon?

ADHD is accidentally leaving that final parenthesis open. (Autism is being really annoyed that you left that final parenthesis open. #AuDHDftw 🌻🐿️♾️🦋💛

I sometimesoften find myself bleary-teetering somewhere—next to a small flight of stairs or before a doorway or facing a piece of furniture, attempting to focus something (anything really) and mumbling 'uuh—how does this wuurk?' while blinking a bit and wondering if there was caffeine at any point.

Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social, Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism. Looking forward to following you wherever you land, Your fan, Mar🐫

"Why have just one neurotype, when you can have two—that directly contradict each other constantly...?" Indeed. youtu.be/7kBGUcGeKvM?... Yay. #AuDHD #WelcomeToPlanetKaboombee #autistic #adhd

You know that thing where you realise something so irritatingly profound that you know you need to write a bloody book about it but you also know there is NEVER going to be time or priority to do it because Vogons, but there kind of is, but agh? #AuDHDH #ADHD #TheGirlFromRickmansworth #ffsFrankly

A neurodivergent writer's AI manifesto: Yes, I do use AI. I use AI to help me do my work as a writer. But I will never have it write in my name. www.facebook.com/share/v/1YbJ...

@rashmiwriting.bsky.social Thanks for the follow, fellow AuDHD writertypeperson :)

@clairebarker.bsky.social Hellooo. Thank you for the follow :)

I've been doing actual work on the actual next book. Actually. What on earths is the matter with me? #writer #bemusement

@lex1ne-r-chapman.bsky.social 'Owdo :)

"Have to get those two heads over to Scabham. Ended up having to whizz the wizardy one out of sight under the sink as the punters kept tugging out bits of his beard. Cheeky sods. Think a rat may have had the end off his nose now." #Diary #ActualTroll #LactoseLib open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...

SumDie, Merch IX "Just did the headcount for the week. 27. Most of them just your bog-standard elf heads as usual, but surprised to see that Derek had turned in a pond gremlin and what appeared to be some sort of wizard" #Diary #Dairy #ActualTroll #LegaliseCheese open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...

open.substack.com/pub/adriantr... SumDie, Merch IX Twenty-seven heads and a door that could be shittier The Secret Dairy of Adrian Troll #ActualTroll #IllicitFromageist #LactoseTolerance

"I’ll admit I’m unconvinced on the piss side as the whole appliance was smelling queasily ‘clean’ and if there's one thing no punter’ll stand even in the less salubrious of speakcheesies it’s an unpissy pisspot. Machine’s about as much use as a Brownie’s bollock." open.substack.com/pub/adriantr...