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if I were, you know, "all about the economy and my personal finances" like so many Republicans I know, I would HAVE to vote against him. This month alone, Trump and his cronies have cost me $30k in my retirement fund.

Dear people who think Mamdani is ruining New York: please stay home. The Times Square Olive Garden doesn’t need your money.

schools can't even give your kids Tylenol, Karen, but sure, your grandson is going to come back a girl.

@wired.com found a couple of people who regret moving to America and have presented it like some kind of bombshell LOL. I alone PERSONALLY know 6 people who moved and will never come back. I guess I'm a "journalist" now.

Connie Luck is just another woman whose desire for power and proximity to men will ensure she hurts other women. There’s a special place in hell for you, Connie.

I don’t agree with James Carville, but there truly are people on the left who are so far gone they’ll ruin everything, like the asshole who said Mamdani’s not taking his office seriously. Some leftists are so desperate for misery.

Wouldn't it be neat if tax breaks and such for corporations were based on employee metrics instead of ever-increasing "shareholder value?"

I think the Hudson Valley is becoming Portland. The dream of the 90s is DEFINITELY alive up here.

I love how everyone crying about Kelly Clarkson being out of touch and should shut up also wants her to put her energy to the <insert cause of the moment>. Which is it?

Just watched Supergirl. Totally get why the beta chads hated it so much and won't stop crying. It was fun and that's just not right for a girl movie.

if I had sisters and I called them "fat bitches" even as a joke, I would hope they'd never speak to me again. Perhaps Shane Gillis's don't, in which case I am once again on the side of fat bitches against straight white men

I grew up evangelical. When I tell you there's not a Christian bone in their body, there isn't. When I was 5, a hateful sow looked me square in the eyes & said I was going to hell for wearing shorts. It's only gone downhill since then. May they all live in the hell they're desperate to believe in.

Of course the MAGA movement wants tea for babies that has alcohol in it.

If you just bomb a few more people, you can maybe, MAYBE win the Peace Prize next year.

Susan Dell prepping for her next White House event.

oops. Sorry, old white dude from Idaho who's never even visited here. We're an amazing city.

I had a great time buying stuff for the new house today and might have bought and old mcm standalone bar. )(also put a boulevardier in my nifty new whiskey glasses)

Catching up on Lanterns. Are we supposed to like John Stewart? Because he’s a personality-free asshole. (Edited 9:34 PM via @skeetsapp.com)

Doorbell just rang. Husband answered, “hello?” We hear loudly, “UPS OPEN THE DOOR.”

At this point, it's safe to say Sydney Sweeney knows exactly what she's doing pandering to the incel right.

Dear god, if you wanted to prove you exist, you LITERALLY need to start taking out the trash.

I think it's so amazing that I'm sitting here, in my living room, and I get a message from FedEx saying they attempted delivery but no one was home. Didn't even see your van drive by, my guys.

Please no not Dolly.

I hope Mamdani will pass a law making it legal to push people who can’t look up from their fucking phones long enough to finish using the subway stairs.

If Mamdani can fix the MTA, I think we can rewrite the constitution so he can run for president.

So are the democrats figuring out that they have to pivot even HARDER to the center right?

Every time I see people waiting in a line in New York, I know it’s for frozen yogurt.

I love how many times I have to yell at AI now to get to a customer service rep. Thanks, @verizonofficial.bsky.social!

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I'm southern, so I mean, I've seen some real racism, but New York Italians can make me blush sometimes.

Just went into contract on a house. It's...nerve wracking! So glad the American dream gives me ulcers.

Awww! Amy Coney Barrett never thought her “service” overturning Roe would put her in danger! So cute!!!!

Will vote for any politician who says their number one priority is destroying Meta.

The amount of people who lost their mind over the wedding closing down some streets in Manhattan proves to me it's a lot of people's first day on earth every single day.

Already making my voting plan to reelect Mamdani.

Hot take: it was homophobic for the Knicks to win last night during Brooklyn Pride.

Renting a car in New York City is a kind of hell I didn’t know existed.

I'll never trust a soul who thought Daenarys was going to be the hero of Game of Thrones, so I'll think nothing of the people trying to spoil my love for the Boys finale.

Thank you to all the NYPD I’ve seen out and about keeping us safe* *playing on their phones

Whenever I think my home state couldn't be dumber, I remember they elected the wife of a dude who died of Covid after being a Covid denier into his seat and now she's in a runoff for Senator. You suck, Louisiana.

Saw the Wild Party at Encores last night. I saw the shirt-lived original and it was one of my favorite shows of all time. This one should transfer asap. It holds up.

Dear NY tour guides: do not bring a pile of Iowans into Union Square station and position them by two staircase while you point out interesting factoids about the subway system unless you want all of them to become a statistic.

Hand to god, the casting of Oh, Mary just reaches into my wallet and takes my cash every time.

I’m so tired of the way democratic voters behave. We ain’t ever winning shit again.

For my 20th service anniversary, my company is offering me a choice of some gifts, one of which is a snack pack with a bag of tortilla chips and a jar of salsa and a jar of queso. Like, just kick me in the nuts. Jesus.

You literally can't make jokes about media headlines. Ever.

Mamdani just needs to go back to the White House, hand the toddler a golden key to the city, and we’ll get Medicare for all.

Everyone just needs to start throwing snowballs and accidentally hitting NYPD. All day, every day.