Last Will and Testament Moss
Last Will and Testament Moss
@williammoss.bsky.social
Trans-Pacific spin doctor. Technology industry sub-creature. Crisis junkie. Head of global media relations at TSMC, a company that makes computer chips. San Francisco, Singapore and Taiwan. Blog about comms and dumb stuff at imagethief.com
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OK, I did the fucking homework because I can’t help myself. It’s a big New York Times access profile, it’s definitely Dazzle PR, and this anecdote was the lede. The whole pitch was clearly rooted in gender. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/s...
idk, like, everything? My $27,000 car has run flawlessly for 13 years. My tablet and phone were science fiction in my youth The air is better I have instantaneous access to any bit of media I desire Mixed race kids like my son have become unremarkable where I live (that's good!) There's lots more!
Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?
While I’m tooting my professional horn, I worked for more than a year on this one, which landed last Monday. (Double billing with ASML.) www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Another thing! The US military has about 2500 active dogs, which means this startup is valued at $480K per US dog which, even with US military procurement, seems like a lot. Even the global market can't be that big. The only halfway scalable model is selling "war dogs" to civilian chuds.
tfw your cloned war dogs all drop dead of the same disease because they have zero genetic variation.
Another thing! The US military has about 2500 active dogs, which means this startup is valued at $480K per US dog which, even with US military procurement, seems like a lot. Even the global market can't be that big. The only halfway scalable model is selling "war dogs" to civilian chuds.
tfw your cloned war dogs all drop dead of the same disease because they have zero genetic variation.
Another thing! The US military has about 2500 active dogs, which means this startup is valued at $480K per US dog which, even with US military procurement, seems like a lot. Even the global market can't be that big. The only halfway scalable model is selling "war dogs" to civilian chuds.
tfw your cloned war dogs all drop dead of the same disease because they have zero genetic variation.
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I’m reminded of this article from a few weeks ago about the people holding up the Internet sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
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tfw your cloned war dogs all drop dead of the same disease because they have zero genetic variation.
*NEW* Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey team up on a new startup to genetically engineer war dogs for the military. Warhound comes out of stealth at $1.2B valuation For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
This isn't Colossal, but it's Colossal's co-founder. I wrote about Colossal early on the blog, when they product-launched their "dire wolf." They strike me as company whose core compentency is actually PR. williammoss.substack.com/p/every-wolf...
The financialization of the American campaign system sucks ass and generates terrible externalities, exhibit 1000.
Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.
Omg Ep.4 of the Carrie TV show invokes the legendary China 110 traffic jam! An epic meltdown in 2010 that stranded people for days. Was not expecting that. (It kinda makes sense in context.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_N...
I, for one, like the idea of a missing Nic Cage movie, whispered about in alleys, reputed to have been seen by a select few, never revealed to the world. A forever rumored text, holy to some, damned to others, probably 2 out of 5 stars.
A lawsuit against Netflix over a lost hard drive is the latest twist for troubled film "Fortitude."
Deion defected (there is no better word) to the Niners from the Falcons after being a thorn in the Niners’ side, and, famously, in his first game back in ATL as a Niner, had a 93 yard pick six. I recall the post game press conference being a bit of a thing. fb.watch/v/5-C_Zo9IH/...