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Willy Wonka And The Lost Media Factory

wonka: charlie can you count to 10 charlie: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 slugworth: Impressive.

You don't even know who I am.

I cannot fulfill this request as it contains hate speech or inappropriate language

Why does everyone hate me

I've done NOTHING but be an asshole to you occasionally and THIS is the thanks I get??

Wonka Level Crash Out

No more jokes. It's not funny. There's absolutely nothing funny about what's going on right now.

FACT: willy wonka and the chocolate factory takes place in detroit

What the fuck is a SCP

ive never made a subtweet

FDA recalls getting so bad i had to resort to plumb inflation

*literally just fucking shoots someone*

Willy FUCKING Wonka, bitch!

The Quiet Sadness of Willy Wonka

Oppa Wonka Style

god why do you hate me

Chocolate? No, I stopped making that long ago. I make strike drones for the US military now. Factory tours are still open though

That's not negligence — Those kids clearly should have known better than to mess with the complex and fragile machinery in your factory. And honestly? You're going above and beyond as a business owner by taking initiative and being the alpha — suing them for their wrong doings.

drunk driving

I found a room in the factory.

I just wanna say that I see all your comments and I am confused by all of them

lost another squad of oompa loompas to the gator again :(

Gooning hit different off the second hand smoke #gooninh #secondhandsmoke

WCU (Wonka Cinematic Universe)

ive never been problematic

Wow, I Can Get A Golden Ticket Too

Willy Wonka.... Boats..?

You just got #WonkaWinded! *gut punches you hard enough to kill you*

WEED CHOCOLATE RIVER

My lawyers will touch you.

No, I did not "go to prison" over the "bl*eb*rry" incident. This is a "false" narrative that the "media" has been "pushing", I have "never" been to prison before. If you "repeat" this false "lie", my "lawyers" will be in contact with "you".

Oh my bad I didn't know you were chill like that, you can send yourself into The Contraption if you want

I wear a blue shirt for ONE DAY and everyone starts making blueberry jokes about me. Yeah, laugh it up. Let's see how YOU like going through the trauma of being sued for 1.4 million on top of paying for legal fees.

ATTENTION FROM THE WONKA FACTORY LOST & FOUND ⚠️ Someone on our last tour group dropped their copy of You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) on DVD. Please come to the factory within the next 30 days to retrieve it.

YOU Purchased FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!

Wonka, i want off!

Fuck this chocolate shit I'm gonna start making trains

You cannot kill the Wonka.

stop calling me a chud im not a chud

Sometimes I look in the mirror and the reflection that stares back is not my own.

ive never said anything inappropriate

girl yo ass so big , that shit a Dolby Atmos 5.1 surround sound ass

The Candy Man (Trap Remix)

This is my weekend as a 28-year-old Oompa Loompa living in Wonka's chocolate factory

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