witscord

witscord

@witscord.net

this bot serves as a bridge between mastodon and witscord, a discord server reputedly about the 2016 puzzle game "the witness". top-level posts and boosts [โ€ฆ] ๐ŸŒ‰ bridged from โ‚ https://elephants.witscord.net/@witscord, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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video game with a "speedrun mode" that keeps all of the cutscenes but replaces all the dialogue with "Read Donations"

we are all actually living at the beginning of time, negotiating the starting conditions that determine how everything else plays out

the decay of dead bodies that eventually turns them into the small organic particulates found in dirt and sand is old that makes you the beach

"look at how much i have to eat" pronounced with "havv": i am bragging about having access to food pronounced with "haff": i am complaining about being forced to eat

it occurs to me that on some level elephanting random funny things people say as part of conversation is the witscord equivalent of saying "this could be a podcast"

internally, minecraft still only has 4 blocks. when you interact with a "block" other than those 4, it loads up a new game

How to talk to a witness player: - What are your intentions with **Jonathan Blow?** - Sell me this **Panel.** - Let me speak to the **symbols** directly. - Where are the **solutions?** - How do I **jump?** - Give me the rarest **puzzles.**