Jacked Wizard

Stay humble

Trance

Trance

Opus is so dumb man

Should I do a grail blood test

I’ve made a huge mistake

Bloke laughed at me for grunting at gym on a pr lol

One time I was in love

Brother it was here all along

Crazy arc

Missing simpler times

The grass is green, the sky is blue and guess what’s for breakfast: anything is possible

Never give up

Back again again

We’re back baby!!!

I hate the 4HL

What’s the best breed of dog?

When I hit 100 followers will post bicep pic

hellthread is our tradition, its our culture... we cannot let the devs stomp the bugs and destroy our way of life here in the blueskies

Shadow wizard money gang

Taking aspirin because I’ve got a soul ache

Would you rather lose your sense of smell or get $1 billion?

Watching Beef - great show needs more jacked ppl

Me google imaging super saiyan 100 when I was 12

I am the greatest powerpointer on the planet

If I had the death note things would be different

Intern asking me for help at work when she’s more chad than even me

Casting focus mid workday and falling asleep instead

What do Steven crowders (ex)wife and tucker carlsen have in common?

Business idea: hi protein low sugar soft serve

Failed my bench press

Making charts that will never be read - love of the craft

Goku choosing Gohan to fight Cell is such an underrated moment

Catastrophe makes the heart grow fonder

Zyzz was one of the first wizards

The starship would have made it if I cast a protective barrier

I was the first wizard to cast browsing:enabled

Activating int buff upon awakening (75mg armodafinil) to harness arcane energies (get high at work)

Calling @wizard.bsky.social

Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights

I never change my mind - it changes for me

And Yet a Trace of the True Self Exists in the False Self

@wizard.bsky.social about to pump some iron