Wolf

BRUNSON YOU SWEET BASTARD

You’re not artistic and you have no integrity

I actually read books, I’m highly educated

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back

Now I won’t call it a sit-down because of the negative inclement implications

And so, so ignorant

How selective

Your free toothpaste is about to expire

I like cheese

Take a three month break from work with no repercussions, on someone else’s dime.

And, things being as they are, you’re ignorant douchebags

It had nothin’ to do with they were brothers

Watching Eagles/Commanders hoping both lose

Wishing a happy, successful and healthy Rosh Hashana and new year to most of you (not all of you). 🍎❤️🍯

Let’s listen to your entire conversation out loud in a packed train car

When LivePhish doesn’t work and you actually have a chance to listen to music on the way to work :-(

RIP Barry Melrose #FuckParkinsons

There I was, talking about online gambling…

Easy there, killer.

Perverted

Fargin’ iceholes and bastages

Three nights of dix for benz

Post a 90s photo of yourself

Post a 90s photo of yourself

Jeff says this is a picture of a legit Mantis alien, I think it’s just @peteforgets.bsky.social with his clone on his shoulders

You sent me six 45 page agreements and don’t break out the sig pages. Sig pages are the sole reason for the existence of junior associates.

You know how great it is that the Knicks won? Pretty, pretty, pretty great.

Stole this from Kurt but I think this is Pete washing off in a pond www.instagram.com/p/Dco2qm8G-T...

Look what my daughter got me at the Yankees game last night

Happy birthday @lindsayclaire.bsky.social ❤️🎂

No, latex furry fox account, I am in fact not interested in following you.

Time for a nap @antilopentweezer.bsky.social

Lake America youtu.be/zYjlZVNFjiI?...

Lake America, goddamn it!!

Happy birthday you elder abuser @hotsoupski.bsky.social

What a legend. ❤️

Fuck cancer

Just drove by… so

Josh Groban playing at Bethel tonight, lawn tickets still available

Happy heavenly birthday Gilly - we miss you ❤️

Did you know Black Magic Woman is not a Santana original? I had no idea

I didn’t ask for Santana Abraxas! I didn’t listen to Santana Abraxas! I didn’t do anything! Sir, we can’t make you listen to the record.

My daughter never heard of Kinko’s

Everything aches