Wolfpack is Back

I voted early, so now the TV isn't allowed to show me political ads.

I've always said that the third step to going 82-0 is going 3-0. The Grizzlies have just completed that third step.

These political ads are giving me brain damage. No wonder Fox News viewers are basically walking vegetables.

Finally something good in the news

Sun Belt football results are randomly generated.

My favorite part of the A-State football intro is and will always be how absurd it is seeing Butch Jones holding up the Xbox Bowl trophy with the fucking Master Chief behind him. Kills me everytime.

We have to confront the very real possibility of an 82-0 Memphis Grizzlies

Watching Poltergeist for the first time and it’s just me constantly going “oh, THAT’S where that’s from.”

Do you enjoy weird bigoted bullshit on your TV? You'll love American political ads!

If I failed at something for over twenty years and had the power to let someone else do the job while I make the same money, I’d do that. Jerry Jones is just different from me.

You ever take a look at your voting ballot and feel a wave of depression?

Will Hall is about to win a former Southern Miss coach battle and I just can't believe it. Maybe I should, because that's just a thing Memphis likes to do sometimes.

I can't believe that Will Hall is winning in a battle of former Southern Miss coaches.

If you want to be this president's press secretary, just follow the Arkansas governor's lead and just don't do any press conferences ever.

Lol, they basically did a three-and-out but just happened to be in field goal range. It makes no sense that the Broncos keep winning like this.

Can’t wait to watch the Broncos do a three-and-out in OT

The Broncos love a three-and-out

What if we tried a college football playoff format for more than a whole season? Would that be boring or something?

I walked away after the Eagles kicked that field goal assuming it was over, what the fuck happened?

Always be going for two!

Sorry, I’m pacing and screaming at the TV, hold please.

What? President Pedo is siding with Russia? I can't believe the most obvious thing is happening again. What a profoundly stupid and awful country.

Florida State since being left out of the CFP have gone out of their way to point out that the haters were right. Great call by the haters.

It's a real bummer living in a state where you can just whine about Joe Biden, woke, and the border on your way to a landslide victory. We're not even on the border!

I cant believe this is still a game

Red Wolves defense is totally cooked.

Massive possession for A-State there. Decent chance this thing was getting out of hand otherwise.

Remember hoodie weather? That's too bad, it doesn't exist anymore.

This Arkansas State at Louisiana game is the type of thing that happens when you become video game official rivals.

Chauncy Cobb is the epitome of little guys being fast. You gotta love the representation.

I wonder if avoiding this rampant commercialism is a part of the PCSA. No? Weird, didn't see that obvious thing coming.

I got a full QuadBox in commercial breaks. I have captured the true essence of college football.

Cajuns almost broke a big kick return. Got worried I did a real jinx instead of pretend.

Gonna do a jinx: Arkansas State about to go into halftime with the lead.

Louisiana announcer just invoked the name of Chico Fletcher. These guys have been around for a while I assume.

Wait, the visiting team is on the nearside of the hard camera at Louisiana? This is almost as unsettling as the hard camera behind the benches at Troy's basketball arena.

Why do the ESPN streaming games have this shitty screen with ominous noises instead of local commercials and stuff now?

Things between us and Louisiana need to get amped up. We're officially rivals in the video game now!

I am always going for two if I go second in OT I don't give a care

The biggest difference you can see between the P4 and G6 is in how much cheaper and/or weirder the commercials are during a Sun Belt game vs SEC or Big Ten.

Idaho bailed out by Montana State for a wild upset. College football is very dumb (positive).

If Idaho wins it’s 100% on Montana St taking that timeout

Got my COVID and Flu shots yesterday and felt fine, so I guess I'm just built stronger than a lot of people out there.

Looking at the news every day in the US of A

The Senate can pass a bill to regulate college sports, but they can't pass bills to lower the price of gas, groceries, or healthcare. They can't rein in Trump's thirst for war in Iran or trade wars with Canada, but they can tell college athletes how often they're allowed to transfer. Cool.

Still high from that Broncos win last night. I wouldn't feel this way if they just decided to play good for both halves. Trust the process.

They don't make movies like this anymore or also ever before. Thank you, Wish Upon.

Proud to be bald guy that will never have his neck snapped by a rogue garbage disposal like that lady from Wish Upon. Also, happy that my garbage disposal's button never magically moves away from my hand.

Crazy to think that Wish Upon is only the second funniest film Ryan Phillippe has ever starred in because of how good MacGruber is.

America's Football has the ability to give you such a high for a regular season game that other sports can't replicate.