Goblin Woman

I think I'm just incapable of eating ramen without making a huge mess and that's okay. It's texture for me as a person and a line item in my cleaning budget that people will just have to accept.

I swear to god, KLM has made flying such a painful experience in a way that I did not think was possible. It's like they don't even have a customer service department.

Boys having moments of self-reflection and apologizing for being shouting or being rude to teammates between rounds will never not be funny to me. I mean I love it, but also it's like the anger-refractory period of blaming someone for baiting you.

Ugh, I just finished Nier Replicant and Nier Automata and if anyone is somehow coincidentally in a similar moment and wants to talk about it for a bit, please do let me know. I'm SO on the fence about it.

Just had the surreal experience of clicking a YouTube link and getting an ad where Mark Wahlberg asked me to pray with him on his AI prayer app and like... what the fuck.

Florida's looking to repeal all vaccine mandates and in the announcement, dude was talking about people's right to bodily autonomy, but like... where's that energy with HRT? Oh, not *that* kind of bodily autonomy? Aight.

Downloading Dwarf Fortress and RimWorld again (self harm binge)

Nothing enrages me more frequently than autocorrect thinking 'oh she wouldn't use a word *that* complex' and changing it, only to flag it like two words later because it doesn't make sense. You can't be smug AND wrong, bitch

Does anyone miss Tamagotchis and old school Pokemon? I've been hit hard with that nostalgia lately and kinda kicking around a project to scratch that itch.

If you haven't seen Common Side Effects yet, please do yourself a favor and check it out. I have no idea how this show isn't more popular. Lots of really good visuals, a super fun story, and really great characters and dialogue.

When you walk past someone and you both clock each other at the same time and have to laugh about it, it always warms my heart.

Can you imagine the absolute raw damage that the internet would do if Twilight Princess were released today?

I'm so glad my course has relevant questions for specifically me :3

I don't really keep much contact with my family anymore and I honestly don't regret that decision, but days like today really do make me miss having a mom to talk with.

This shit is terrifying. Consider the recent statements by Gorka (link in alt text). The EU canNOT comply with this. They will be complicit in what comes next.

My daughter (pictured below) woke me up last night chasing a bug across the floor and like, thank you for fulfilling your ancestral pest-killing duty, but I do not need you to bring that proof directly into my bed.

Physical therapy but it's just a woman who slaps me while I struggle to accept a compliment

People keep saying "you're taller than I realized!" on the first meetup from bumble and I realized like 90% of my pictures are at The Angle™, but whenever I try to take a more accurate one it just comes out like

I decided to make it official.

estrogen is good shit (2022 vs 2024)

Learning about niche collective nouns for my course and I learned a polycule of equally dysfunctional trans women is called a clusterfuck. Scientists are crazy.

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Separated my absolute depravity-following account from my writing account but all it does is make me consider whether things are publicly acceptable horny likes or if they belong on the shame account.

Just in case the algorithm works for any of you losers (affectionate)

Them: Cool! So what was the inspiration for the story? Me, about the book I desperately hope justifies my missing childhood: big woman, strong... with sword

Writing Tip! Put words on the page, but make sure they're good words that people wanna see with their eyeballs.

Nevermind, I actually love the attention economy and AI and marketing. I'm a huge fan of capitalism and how it directly influences the creative process toward homogeneity and predictability. Thank GOD vendors enforce moral standards on people with a creative spark.

The way in which the world forces artists to think about marketing and monetization at every step of the creative process is genuinely tragic. Hot take, I know. I just have no interest in competition and algorithms and keywords and discoverability and blehhhhhh. I just wanna write for fucks sake.

Holy fuck, I tried bumping down my addiction to looking cool (vaping) and I forgot how awful this shit is. Almost as bad as caffeine.

So Tomadatchi life is just Animal Crossing without the furries? What is even the point? I don't wanna live in a world where I don't owe a tanuki money for rent.

In the middle of a 1am panic moment because I'm realizing I just have zero idea what I'm gonna do with this book once it's done. Or like, any of my books. I hate the idea of begging publishers and chasing whatever sells, but then what? I just yeet that shit into the void? Yaaaaay insomnia.

deflecting by saying "why arent you complaining about joe biden???", a guy who famously was not criticized for this also this is the kamala campaign account so like, bro, this was what you ran on too, why are you trying to score an own here?

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Gonna buy one of these computer titties so I don't feel so alone and so I don't get carpal tunnel or whatever.

I would start camming, but right now there's a hypothetical reality where I'm successful at it. I couldn't handle both being broke AND finding out no one wants to see my hole.

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