Wombletom

Hypocritical franchise fan says what……

when I was a much younger man I had a habit of trying to convince conspiracy theorists I met of even crazier theories. if they denied the moon landing, I'd try to convince them the moon itself was a hoax, etc. Starting to worry that might have done lasting harm.

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.

Motorist is fed up getting stuck in traffic so decides to use public transport. Best to leave the car at home next time.

@williamnb.eurosky.social came up on my Facebook memories.

Postman ain’t gonna take that. You’ve forgotten to put a stamp on it.

Volvo introduce a new ‘non pavement’ parking idea ...... BMW are said to have some concerns.

The things people throw out. Not sure the dustmen will take that, it’s not in a bin bag.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

Meanwhile, over on the book of faces.

Go home traffic light… you’re drunk.

Spotted in one of my local facebook groups. 🤦‍♂️😂😂

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. That’s 5 I’ve tipped over today.

Not the first time a Boleyn has lost her head.

I can do culture….. I’m down wiv da livies.

Farewell sad lonely mince pie.

Considering that this complete and utter shitehouse company LOST the last 3 parcels they were supposed to deliver….. this email fills me with complete dread.

It’s panto time.

@williamnb.bsky.social good pizza here when we cycled through Bath a few years back.

Just the driver is at fault. The car that turned into the road prior to this incident, managed it perfectly.

@williamnb.bsky.social Pinch punch. 😛

Here, in its natural environment we have the failed mating attempt of the magnificent beast, the Jaguar.

@williamnb.bsky.social nah… not sharing. 😂

Bored of painting roundabouts and shouting at hotels, and with poppy rage being so last week, the permanently outraged are now shouting at trees.

Grrr. The neighbours cat is on my car again.

Still think the same? I too had been a bit perplexed by him.

Sound advice from my buddy Will that will definitely have an effect on your enjoyment/survival when wild camping in not so perfect weather.

NEVER press this button in your car.

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.

You can see Kent over there. I said KENT….. Farage is a bit further round the coast to the east. #SouthendOnSea

Buses aren’t very good at playing hide and seek.

@williamnb.bsky.social pinch punch… blah blah blah.

Wembley stadium 2025. It’s owned by South London. @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social @officialcpfc.bsky.social @charltonathletic.bsky.social

Chuckled way to much at this. 🤣🤣

Enid Blyton has gone a bit dark.

The human race.

07.27 train in my day off can only mean one thing….. off to football and a trip to Grimsby in the hope we get a point to secure a play off place. A season that held so much promise could end up in bitter disappointment. It’s the hope that kills you.

@hackneyhaz.bsky.social. What’s the name of the pub. You lot use in Gillingham?

@WilliamNB.toot.bike.ap.brid.gy did Jo (J2onyabike) make it over here? Sure I’ve seen her, but can’t find her. ?

4 years ago Scott woke up and chose ignorance.

Anybody remember this absolute walloper from nazi Twitter?

@lorenzollama.bsky.social

Looks like Andy got his PHD with a happy meal.

Dear customer. This is your Evri driver, we’ve left your parcel….. in a ditch.

Valiant attempt at staying within the lines, bet they’re shite at colouring in as well.

Tesco new home delivery policy....... Not at home for your delivery? No worries, we’ll leave it in your front room for you.