OMG OMG OMG
So, this is Cookiebits!!! She’s sort of like if a cookie were in the shape of a girl. There are Big Things in the pipeline for her buuuuuuut for now I’m content to just let her cuteness speak for itself :)
Cookiebits! A slightly overdue comm for @word0ne.bsky.social -- she may be cursed to be ontologically perceived as a cookie, but that doesn't mean she can't look cute!
Mmm, cocks violating petri dish worlds. Continents disappearing beneath fat nuts. Quaking throbs leveling cities. Cock heads eagerly searching for any faint stimulation, devouring city and landscape alike. Millions of screaming survivors entombed in hot darkness when foreskin rolls back up.
a single drop of cum massive enough to erase an entire nation in an instant, a wall of white fluid higher than the clouds, viscous enough to continue slowly engulfing neighboring countries for decades after impact, hundreds of millions forced to evacuate as the hot, thick deluge swallows their homes
bad news: i have a very difficult time achieving orgasm
good news: i’m 100 miles tall and there are 8 billion people on the planet, so i’ve got all day
evil goddess who takes sick sadistic pleasure in the panic and demise of countless helpless innocent people? hot
silly girl who finds it genuinely fun to level cities in a way entirely removed from the suffering of those below because they’re literally too small to register in her mind as people? 😳
The absolute, complete innocence of a girl to whom the wholesale removal of the Tristate Area from existence is not a sin, not a crime, hell, not even an inconvenience. She knows! It just doesn't matter.
Yes please.
still a fan of mental domination independent of size btw. like you met me at a party because i’m your friend’s new gf or something and end up invading your thoughts to the point where you’re getting splitting migraines trying to stop thinking about me and still can’t
Two days back on bluesky and I’ve already posted on some nonsensical fake ass discourse, arcade nuts are the gaming equivalent of 4tran posters. Maybe the second worst brainworm that /v/ has ever concocted
Guy who skimmed “agency as art” and decided the entire medium of videos game was just a fancy wrapper around decision trees because some people literally cannot function without an arbitrary and nonfunctional definition to be a purist over
folks video games aren’t a place to explore new ideas or reshape your inner world, they are a Skill you Grind At, if you aren’t treating every video game like a job you’re a leecherous casual undermining the integrity of western civilization, this is a real opinion i a real person actually hold
i was thinking today I rly like if your job is to help socialize me to be more fucking normal and when they can't find you they just assume I've somehow obliterated you beyond existence and they didn't have high hopes to begin with and now you're subject to my normal forever lol
what if I was an unreasonably powerful psychic person (a la sabrina) but raised in some secret lab as an experiment and treated as one so a whole lot of things are Wrong with me 🌀
what if it was your first day on your new job of "extract data from me while keeping me contained" (high turnover!) 🧑🔬
Some of them just see a strange roach and kill it on sight.
Some of them recognize her and can't help but... hurt her. Brutalize her beyond recognition.
It's normal. Don't you just see her and feel something rise in you?
Don't worry. You'll get your turn.
Janus checks out of a boring MMI safety seminar while enjoying lunch.. until something bubbles up to draw everyone's attention..
Meanwhile Cog discovers the perils of hanging around man's best fri-end..
🎨 Gygjar
@gygjar.bsky.social
🥤🐕 Janus
🧍♂🌊 Cog
@incognitomicrodude.bsky.social
Thinks about someone with a gut full of tiny people. Packed tight in the dark, squirming against one another.
Dying there amongst screams and cries and the body working them away
Every time I cross my legs the sheer level of cunt being served causes the universe to teleport itself into my balls and instantly churn into cum.
The cunt also births a new universe that picks up where the last one ended.
Because of this, the universe is on average only a few hours old at most.
funniest scenario for the great jrpg bloodbath of 2027 is that all the games that could release that year do and then the biggest rpg of the year is deltarune’s final episode
obsession (2026) is a film that dares to ask what if the giantess really didnt want it. what if she never asked to be hit by that ray gun. what if she wasnt a fan of stepping on tinies with her big stinky feet. would you accept her? would you hug her? would you love her. would you still love her.