Jage

Jage

@wordsfromthewharf.com

I talk about the Mariners way more than any east coaster should. Manager of @mariners-news-bot.bsky.social‬ Write/Pod: Words From the Wharf https://wordsfromthewharf.com/

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I am baking Peanut Butter and Chocolate Chip Cookies tonight. It’s the first time I’ve made cookies from scratch in my life. Will post for judgment once they cool. I’m hoping it’s not the same scrutiny as steak discourse, but I am prepared for the worst.

Probably over cooked by a minute; but the center is soft, just a firm bite. Did a small batch recipe, doubled, but produced the same amount of cookies, which meant double the size. Had to adjust on the time, and likely over ran shortly. Wife’s Score: 6.5/10

Thursday: Green Chili Mac and Cheese with pan fired prosciutto and Wagyu beef. (Yes it looks gray, no it doesn’t matter)

I’ve been using this while it was in beta state to build out my offseason plan - and trust me, it rocks. Ty did an incredible job with this - tool is fantastic for any other GM sicko out there.

Locked On Mariners@lockedonmariners.bsky.social

🔱 AHOY, SAILORS! 🔱 Ty unveils and demos the Ahoy Baseball 2027 #Mariners Offseason Simulator! 📺: youtube.com/watch?v=P_f8... 🎧: linktr.ee/lockedonmari...

Wednesday Night Dinner: Blackened Shrimp Burrito with avocado, diced Roma and sriracha aioli. 📍 Mission Mahi Food Truck, Pittsburgh, PA

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As the one coach not concerned with Xs and Os, Mental Skills Coach Adam Bernero has to convince a group of young ballplayers that cold plunges, journaling, and breathwork can unlock their full potential. Many Ms clubhouse leaders—& breakout stars—are in #goms🔱 sarahenni.substack.com/p/the-highes...

sarahenni.substack.comThe Highest EmptinessHow Mental Skills Coach Adam Bernero convinces a group of young ballplayers that cold plunges, journaling, and breathwork can unlock their full potential.

Tuesday: Kielbasa and Haluski Was supposed to do pierogies, but spent too much effort wanting this to be at its best. It was.

Monday: Salmon Bite Bowls Thai Air Fried Salmon Sriracha Mayo Green Onion Shredded Carrot Sliced Cucumber Avocado Coconut Jasmine Rice

My mother in law sent me a happy birthday text today and clearly typed in “Mariners celebrating” for a gif and she sent me this. I married the right woman.

While I’m inbetween Mariners related posts - I’ve decided this will be a foodie account. Here is this week’s menu: M: Salmon Bite Bowls Tu: Kielbasa, Pierogi and Haluski W: Food Truck (Fish Tacos) Th: Chili Verde Wagyu Chili Mac F: Carnitas Quesadillas

Hard to explain - but I’ll try. My daughter (almost 2) has been fighting eating. I’ve recently learned she loves to “cook” with Daddy - and she’ll eat full meals while she helps me prep than sitting down with mom and I. Anyways, here is a quesadilla my daughter helped with.

If you’re wondering - it’s a Philly Cheesesteak Quesadilla. This picture has a habanero cheddar crust. The stuffing is shredded Mexican, with chopped green bell and white onion seasoned in a smoky salt free seasoning. And as far as I’m concerned, my daughter made it for me.

I'm preparing to submit my resume to the Mariners via Linkedin for their Managerial posting. Would appreciate honest feedback. Please and Thank You.

Pro: The Mariners went 3-3 against the Brewers and Cubs, who are two of the best teams in baseball. Con: They were outscored by 38 runs over those six games.

The 4 longest tenured POBOs in MLB: Cashman - NYY (28 yrs, 23 playoffs, 4 WS titles, 7 pennants) Preller - SD (12 yrs, 4 playoffs, 0 WS Titles, 0 Pennants) Shapiro - TOR (11 yrs, 5 playoffs, 0 WS Titles, 1 Pennant) Dipoto - SEA (11 yrs, 2 playoffs, 0 WS Title, 0 Pennants)

It’s time to turn the Mariners season around. The Mariners have never lost when I’ve made Peruvian Chicken Rice Bowls with from scratch chili lime fries for dinner. Desperate times call for creative cooking, and it’s time to throw down.

Update: Wife has found this post on the other site. There was a spirited debate. But all is well now. We have replaced the box with new ice cream sandwiches, and my daughter chose a hell of a day to want to help Dad make dinner.

Jage@wordsfromthewharf.com

I may have just experienced the worst thing in my marriage. I went to the freezer to grab an ice cream sandwich, and all I found was the empty box. I did not have the last ice cream sandwich.

I may have just experienced the worst thing in my marriage. I went to the freezer to grab an ice cream sandwich, and all I found was the empty box. I did not have the last ice cream sandwich.