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Lula Wins in Brasil. Good news.

"Every rally is a different speech." Wait! Yo Rupar! Are you short changing us because all of your clips have him in a different place saying the same shit?

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Anthropic warns of face shitting AI. "I was surprised that when I gave my AI the ability to shit on my face it shat on my face then I let it out of the lab to see if it would shit on other people's faces but it didn't until I tweaked some of its parameters."

"Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner want Europe to move frozen funds into a Washington-run vehicle." No and HaHa. Being a proper financial genius I think it should be invested in explody things for Ukraine to deliver to Russia. Russia gets their money back and Witkof and Kushner can look sad. Bonus!

Epic vibe coded a Linux thing. I guess I will have to spend 30 minutes of my life doom scrolling the laughter.

@u24.gov.ua @jackabbott.bsky.social Time to commandeer OneWeb. www.groundcontrol.com/calculators-... These satellites can also adjust their orbital path, optimizing positioning for efficient communication and data transmission. Bang out receivers and get it done. No ifs, no buts, no bollocks.

@forsvaret.bsky.social Hi guys and gals. Can you ask your Sovereign Investment Fund to dump their holdings in Musk's companies for supporting Genocide in Ukraine? Same deal as for Caterpillar and Israel. Put the word out to others. Thanks.

All investment and pension funds should dump Musk stock now.

According to Trump Data Centers provide significant employment. According to Yandex they do not. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "The company - dubbed "Russia's Google" - said no one was injured at the centre in Vladimir, east of the capital, but some of its services were unavailable to users."

That's a nice example of asymmetrical warfare. Ivan attacks Ukrain's internet so Ukraine takes out Russia's Yandex only Russia has no fallback. Three data centers down and hopefully more to come. People say this might hurt the midterms. Better still Russian citizens will be feeling the impact.

Trump says America needs nothing from outside of its borders. Everyone else should test the hypothesis for him. I'm sure Russia will still be able to spare him a few turnips. Let's get this one done now rather than wait for the inevitable Orange implosion.

When Putin fails to deliver his puddle of Diesel to The Arsehole in Chief Ukraine will get the blame.

America.gov still says Trump lost.

So. The only facts that AI can be trusted on are the lies it is told to tell.

Katie Britt showing smiling Pity for Jack Smith. Also Katie Britt with the smile wiped off of her face.

Cardinal Richelieu: "If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." Eric Schmitt: "Hah! Text Messages. Gotcha!!!" Cardinal Richelieu: "The Fuck was that?"

It is Tuesday 29th September 2056. People are recalling where they were on the same day in 2026 when Eric Schmitt rose to the top of the Self Owned list and remained there unbeaten for 30 years.

@dorianlynskey.bsky.social AI plus Eugenics. Valerie Veatch Ghost in The Machine (2026) The Definitive AI Origin Story. pivot-to-ai.com/2026/09/11/v... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqHs...

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AI Hack? It's what Agency means. The ability to do a thing or rather being given the ability to do a thing. You give them words. They produce random ones. You let them do things. They do random things. Wake the fuck up. Doing a bad things is not surprising. A bad thing is one of the set of things.

Gracie Mansion to be renamed Trump Mansion. New Boiling Oil Ramparts and Drone Port to be announced along with Aircraft Carrier dock. No bid contract for Volcanic Lair issued. Trump browsing submarine catalog.

I see that communist Biden has been out planting his Winter vegetables and stuck his spade through the FAA comms cables taking out Air Traffic Control across half of the US.

I think people are being a bit harsh on Trump and his vision of filling The Kennedy center with $Trump meme coin slots that only accept real currency and pay out to your $Trump wallet. Much safer than voting machines when your coins are on Junior's BlockChain.

Well done Trump. Bananas Oooo Nah Nah.... Don't eat them. Especially not the ones you produce yourself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw7P...

It might look like Farage is now donating hair to Donald Trump but it's just abandoning his head as a result of an alignment of toxic brain activity. Keep an eye out for the introduction of a weave. Clouds are advised to keep their distance.

Mr Zelenskyy should also stop pissing on Trump's bathroom floor and shitting in his bed.

"Right now"? You dripping piece of grifting piss. It's not Ivanka refusing to suck your dick but maybe later if you smile less stupidly. Grow up and learn what no means when you're told and stop trying to shag the flamingos. Weirdo.

"I would not like to see Talarico's browser history." "Huh?" "You know. All the dodgy sites you visited." "Uhm..?" "Sheesh. Look. Click Click 989MB Delete? Click." "Erm.. Nope. Is this one of those aftershave jokes?"

Did Hitler ever go off the rails in the way that Trump is? Oh Wait. I mean did Hitler have his own philosophy that got corrupted by others before he went nutjob. No... Hang on. Is Trump a 2¢ Hitler backed up by a bunch of 0¢ jack offs in wrong sized shoes?

Are Reform Puffs? Go full Nazi with Restore. Vote for us for Full Fat Pastry ;)

Trump celebrates the Rise of the Nazis.

Nigel Farage says his aides’ donor comments were ‘loose private members club talk’

I see Farage is banging his Deport the Immigrants Drum. I guess the cemeteries are too full to get the white people in so they will be digging up dead forrins and sending them back home. Presumably he is picking on Napoleon III because he is French. Either that or Le Pen asked him for a hat stand.

Hey Guys. Where can I try out this dialect test because I would just lurve for an AI bot to call my bank manager and transfer all of my money into its crypto wallet by pretending to be me.

Brilliant sting operation by Farage, Jukes and Orr catching those Americans red handed trying to corrupt GB politics with foreign money. Absolute genius getting them to self incriminate on Channel4. Don't go messing with our Nige. The man's a tactical genius.

Unfortunately I think Farage is going to weasel his way out of this whilst Reform throws the others under the bus. He will spout some guff about thinking he was just just homouring someone's American dad who had dementia.

Well. Having seen the Verbatim/Channel4 sting on reform I guess Farage will be standing down and asking the folks in Clacton to clear his name again. As for Jukes, Orr and the rest of them don't bother asking MI6 for a job. Even the FSB won't be taking your calls any more. Prats.

Trump does know that DARPA shelved the Powerup Project some time ago because they could not get the cheat codes to work in real life?

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Global Warming in my Gas Bill. Being an accelerationist I keep a tag on my Monthly Gas Bill Readings so I can budget for food. Over the past four years I notice the mid year figures are getting lower and covering more months over time. Unfortunately food is getting more expensive. Bugger!

Cherry Trees do make nice Furniture. I bet he gets a good price for them. I mean... after all he isn't taking a wage for being President. How do you expect him to feed himself?

In 2033 I asked my Grandpa what he did about Trump. My Grandpa smiled and said "I'd rather see a Cherry Tree in Blossom than that man in Power so I chopped him down at the ballot box." I have my own family now... and a Cherry Tree.

I appear to be entering another phase of shrinkflation. The ingredients for my sandwich are no longer fitting together the way they used to.

I see the Canadians have pumped the new Lake America dry. Probably stashed it somewhere safe until 2028 although they could put it back earlier depending on how well the Midterms go. Not looking so clever now you Orange Buffoon.