WorstBrat

Make it happen Texas voters!!!

I want Gibney’s doc to do well, but I don’t have any desire to see it

I’m a 30 - 40 books-a-year person. I don’t watch TV or have much of a social life.

What? Patients can’t get cannabis in the Netherlands?!

Just because I don’t heart, reply or repost your skeets doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy reading them

The vet gets it right every time

Now I wake and ache

Thinking about the twisted irony of Israel über alles

Something I learned today: In Hungarian, instead of saying "My bosses gave me too much work to do" you can say "Bekergettek tátott szájjal a faszerdőbe." It means, "They chased me into the dick forest with a wide-open mouth."

Every public school classroom should be equipped with a set of bulletproof vests

I wish I could’ve gone

Bluesky group sex?! How would that even work?

I don’t want smart glasses, but I wouldn’t mind a pair that says “Here I am!” whenever I lose them.

Never met a back I wouldn’t stab

Why is Morgan Fairchild hawking IG on Bluesky?

No, you dont get to tell me what I meant by what I said

So often, Raw Story articles are just more clickbait

I’ve spent the last 23 years teaching ESL to adult immigrants for a local school district. Last week I was told that my program will not exist after this school year. It’s a bit disorienting.

God’s right. If you’re still on Elon’s platform, you’re part of the problem.

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

I prefer macrodosing. I wonder how common that is.

Today I’m not working for a good cause.

“Authorities have confirmed that the man is a member of the notorious Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”

Even if I were a journalist, I wouldn’t attend the whcd

Everytime someone utters, “That’s not who we are,” it seems to negate the fact that unless something is done about it, that’s exactly who we are. And to which “we” is he referring? Catholics? Americans? Catholic Americans?

Looks like farewell to Swalwell. I suppose he’s not very well liked in Congress since no one has said anything like they have a hard time believing the accusations are true.

I think he’s bluffing. Do you think he’s bluffing. He’s bluffing, right?

Please don’t stop, Mr. Stern! To hell with people who react and attack. I’m quite certain that the ones who appreciate you far outnumber the ones who are piling on.

Bette Davis: Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

Maybe that chat with a former president was during a seance?

What if all those countries do send ships, but Surprise! They’re not showing up to help us

Which Oscar’s drinking game are you playing?

I just remembered this is Beware Day! I hope everyone is having a nice time bewaring wherever you happen to be

I would like to be more active on bluesky.com, but between work, exercise, and partying, it’s difficult to find the time. Also, every time I contribute anything, the response is crickets.

Last week: “We don't need people that join Wars after we've already won!". This week: “Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others…will send ships…”

Post an idea for a “there might be consequences” bumper sticker: Only Nazis Drive Teslas I 🤎 Antifa

Stoned AF driver. Please be patient.

That moment during the eulogy when you know they used AI

Celebrities post stuff. Their followers respond, but rarely if ever get a ♥️ for their replies. Mark Hamill, Patton Oswalt, Lizzo, Stephen King, George Takai- you have the power to make someone’s day just by clicking the damn ❤️ every now and again, but you simply can’t be bothered

Hugs and clinked glasses for all my fellow District 9ians

Seems like all I want to listen to lately is dub reggae. The trippy echoes and the heavy bass & drum - I can’t get enough of it. King Tubby, Adrian Sherwood, Lee “Scratch” Perry, and so many more I’ve yet to discover!

At the Stones concert, the big audience song choice is I’m Alright. Mick performs shaking at least a dozen maracas

Constitutional originalism is just a fancy way of describing the belief that it only applies to rich, white guys

Does this dress make my butt look fascist?

Wake up and smell the weed

Gen Z Evangelical Christian: Excuse me, sir, do you fuck with Jesus?