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WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser
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💫 Six years ago today: The U.S. hit an all-time high in new coronavirus cases as the death toll surpassed 225,000; Trump's chief of staff admitted that "we’re not going to control the pandemic"; and the Senate prepared to confirm Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court.
Today in one sentence for Monday, October 26, 2026. ⚡ Day 2106: "An active participant." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/10/26/d...
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2106: “An active participant.”
✅ The Last Week in WTF News Quiz. What percentage of Americans approved of Trump's job performance? whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/quiz/?src=so...
💫 Two years ago today: Trump has made more than 100 threats to investigate, prosecute, or punish his opponents since 2022; Elon Musk claimed "that no one’s even bothering to try to kill Kamala" Harris because "assassinating a puppet is pointless." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2024/10/22/d...
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2102: “Pay dirt.”
💫 Two years ago today: Elon Musk’s super PAC pledged to give away $1 million a day to registered voters who signed his petition; a federal judge ordered the release of evidence in Jack Smith's Jan. 6 case against Trump; and Trump was reportedly "exhausted and refusing interviews."
Today in one sentence for Wednesday, October 21, 2026. ⚡ Day 2101: "A democracy that doesn't work." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/10/21/d...
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2101: “A democracy that doesn’t work.”
💫 One year ago today: Trump told Volodymyr Zelenskyy to concede the Donbas region because "Putin will destroy you if you don't agree now"; nearly 7 million people joined “No Kings” protests across all 50 states to oppose Trump’s “authoritarian rule.” whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2025/10/20/d...
Today in one sentence for Tuesday, October 20, 2026. ⚡ Day 2100: "Very generous." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/10/20/d...
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2100: “Very generous.”
🧩 The Last Week in WTF News Quiz. >>> Who was forced to resign as U.S. ambassador to Greece following allegations involving donors, business interests, and luxury travel? That’s and seven more questions about last week’s news. whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/quiz/?src=so...
💫 Eight years ago today: The Justice Department charged a Russian national with conspiracy to interfere in the midterm elections; Saudi Arabia admitted journalist Jamal Khashoggi was killed in its Istanbul consulate; and Trump praised Greg Gianforte for body-slamming a reporter.
Today in one sentence for Monday, October 19, 2026. ⚡ Day 2099: "A crazed lunatic." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/10/15/d...
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2099: “A crazed lunatic.”
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Last Week in WTF: October 12-15
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2095: “We’re done.”
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2094: “Disappointing.”
💫 Nine years ago today: Trump moved to cut off $7 billion in Affordable Care Act subsidies; Trump refused to recertify the Iran nuclear deal; and the background check chief said he had "never seen" the level of mistakes Jared Kushner made on his security clearance forms.
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 2093: “Doing a good job.”
💫 Four years ago today: Alex Jones was ordered to pay nearly $1 billion in damages to the families of eight Sandy Hook victims; a federal judge rejected Trump’s bid to delay his deposition in E. Jean Carroll’s defamation lawsuit; and the FDA authorized Covid boosters for kids as young as 5.